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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Lancashire

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Quote by the_magik_s
You should have just calmly laid your old boy on his shoulder...

If that still doesnt work then spit on the end and keep dibbing it in his ear :twisted:
I got a rare midweek night off at short notice and have been looking at visiting a club, unfortunately partners is couples only on thursdays shaven so I'm probably going to No.3 club for social night or infusion for greedy girls.
Quote by jools_fun
Do we need. To worry on here

I have spent the last 24 hours trying to use it to access your private gallery jools, no success so far ;)
Quote by trev692
can't believe it had 113 views and not one response

And you had put so much effort into your original post, I can't believe that a one line forum post and some generic cock shots on your profile haven't got the ladies and couples queing up for you!
Effort, make some ;)
Quote by Stilettos
Nope. Why would we? 99% of people on here are time wasters.

Strange.....
In over 5 years I have only had 1 time waster no show and I broke down on the way to a meet once (Sorry Blondkas redface - prob saved my life as it was years ago and she would have eaten the old innocent me alive :twistedsmile - I have had over 30 sucessful meets in that time.
Im not sure how you choose your candidates but it seems to me you must be drawn to time wasters / dreamers / bullshitters / sit at home in the dark fapping types dunno
I appreciate that a lot of the single guys on here are purely in it for titilation and voyeurism but by looking closely at profiles, history, friends lists and SH rep you should be able to get a better sucess rate
Quote by Stilettos
I'll be dressed slutty......

Sounds fun - Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! :bounce:
Although Neil was no longer as prevalent on the forum as he once was by the time I started posting, I always enjoyed his replies and respected his ability to put forward a well worded and thought out opinion (or just tell someone they were talking bollocks - whichever was more appropriate).
We exchanged a few PMs and I had always hoped to meet in person for a chat, the sad news of his passing is a bitter reminder to seize the day.
Condolences and best wishes Gem
I wish I had taken the chance to get to know Neil better
82% and I can think of a few things it didnt ask about which would definately get me extra credit :rascal:
I really dont come on the forum often enough anymore - almost missed seeing this :doh:
Not sure I can make it but will try and rearrange some things, hope you have room for me Mrs NWC :rascal:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I cant believe we are on page six before I request an invite redface
Pleeeeeeeeeeease can you add me to the list mrs NWC? ;)

Of course young man, be great to see you again wink
Excellent - can I please reserve a seat close to the Mrs NWC Knicker re-adjusting spot, not only did I get to see the famous Boo! pants but the look on your face when you turned round to see half the room staring at them was priceless :rascal:
I will also be keeping a close eye on you and Dawnie at the end of the evening ........
I cant believe we are on page six before I request an invite redface
Pleeeeeeeeeeease can you add me to the list mrs NWC? ;)
Can you post the model number of the HP laptop flower??
Like others have said it should not be outdated to the point of failing to handle everything a student needs.
The Samsung Note will probably be outclassed in every respect other than 'cool' by the old HP, which is probably suffering from 'bloatware' (unnecessary background programmes) and a lack of routine maintenance and servicing.
If the HP will do the job you can let your daughter decide on the Samsung purchase, it might be a good way for you to teach her a lesson; the premium price of the very latest tech does not usually offer good value for money ;)
Welcome biggrin
I dont think there is a blanket of advice which covers it all, much of it depends on what kind of person you are and what you are looking for from the scene.
On the site, be patient, honest, polite and dont expect replies from everyone you contact or lots of responses to 'single male seeks.....' adverts.
Lots of genuine couples and girls on here (wave), but zillions of single guys too so standing out from the crowd can seem difficult at first - no easy answer to this one I am afraid.
Still not got to a club yet......... I really need to sort that out soon :rascal:
Good luck ;)
Wondered where you had been hiding - you didnt strike me as a guy who fears the trolls wink
The cafe has been calm and friendly recently Lost
Maybe it was only a bear pit 'cos you were here lol
bolt
Whats the price difference between the two??
16GB should be more than enough for your apps, if the cost of a 16GB micro SD is cheaper I would definately go that route. Transfering to internal memory can sometimes be faster than to a card but is not a huge issue.
Quote by Gee_Wizz
talk to a customer sales rep over the phone and don't accept the first offer. You will always get a better offer from someone on the end of the phone who's on commission than you will in a shop or online, and Vodafone always come through cheaper like this.

Definatley agree :thumbup:
Asking customer service for a PAC code usually results in customer retention calling you, they have access to deals even the sales people cant give you.
Quote by Max777
Bet he hopes that the magistrates understand just how honest he is when he appears in court in July.

His best chance is for it to be settled in magistrates court, there are not enough people in the country who dont think he is an asshole to make a jury!! :lol2:
The story has disappeared behind the Times firewall now but JT demanding burger and chips at a lebenese restaurant and throwing a hissy until they (pressumably went out and) got it for him is a great indication of his character.
Quote by noladreams
rotflmao Oh it's been a miserable day... and reading these made me chuckle!
Cheers all: keep 'em coming!

I cant believe the naughty Nola hasnt got a story of her own to share sad
Some people are just too good at being discreet and dont make these kind of mistakes - or their clangers are too bad to be posted on the forums!! :rascal:
Quote by M1ssVery
And Paddy, the manager's wife ai..nudge nudge wink :lickface:

How do you think Paddy got his job in the first place??
He isn't even qualified to fly jumbo jets!! :uhoh:
When the embarrasment wears off it will be funny ;)
I have never been busted by my dad but I have had some :uhoh: moments from him
The worst was fixing his email to find he was sending dirty pics to his then girlfriend
Full length 'in the mirror' shots with his primed weapon in hand
I have to congratulate Chelsea on a great result and wish them luck in the final.
If football commentators knew as much about results as they think they do, they would be bookies :lol2:
I hope John Terry has finally realised despite his footballing talent he is one of the biggest cunts the sport has ever seen.
I will enjoy watching the final knowing he wont be there for what would have been one the biggest highlights of his career - and its all his own fault for being a thug rotflmao
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
and the video recording has a buzzing in the background.

Most of my favorite home movies have something buzzing in them :rascal:
Nikon Coolpix S9100 sits in your price range, expect to pay £150-£180.
Its great indoor and out - indoor flesh tones can appear a little palid when using the flash but you will find that with many mid range cameras costing a lot more.
Things like that can be easily fixed with free software with a quick touch up
I am becoming good at a quick touch up - but prefer a long slow fumble ;)
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
You can see our face pics in our private album? :shock:

No I can see the hand drawn :twisted: face! ;)
I recognise the :twisted: face pic so I must have perved your profile at some point :lol2:
Saying that I dont think there are any that have sneaked past me ;)
WTF men of Newcastle??? :lol2:
You are a bit too far for me to be travelling at the moment but I am struggling to comprehend the lack of attention from locals :huh:
Awsome profile and offer - if I am ever up that way I will be sure to let you know ;)
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hello to anyone that can remember us

Im not good with names or faces, whack shaz's boobs in your photos and ill let you know if they ring any bells!! :rascal:
:welcome: (back)
Quote by flower411
Well ..... I`m feeling fit as a fiddle lol So any young ladies out there who fancy trying to shag me to death .....
Bring it on :twisted:

Im sure the forum regulars will put together a $$$ reward should anyone succeed!! :twisted:
Despite our documented forum differences of opinion I am sorry to hear of your troubles Flower.
Its a personal and unique situation which only people who know you both first hand will be able to help you with...
Quote by starlightcouple

And, of course the point of the post is that I`m looking for a sympathy shag innocent

after your heart scare, i would be very suprised if there was a single woman on here, that would take the risk of giving you that shag. dont want you popping off whilst on the job they might say. :notes:
There are some serious fetishists here - I would keep the heart troubles off the profile in case someone fancies the challenge!! :lol2: