Humptey Dumptey fell of a wall, cracked his open poor fella,
All the kings horses and all the kings man, ended up with Salmonella
or how about
Moo moo jersy cow have you any milk?
No sir, no sir i've just come off the pill,
The bulls are getting horny
and the grass is getting sparse,
and seeing now im not protected,
im taking it up the ......
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BradfordCpl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 42
Straight Female, 39
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Im thinking of things to do on my birthday. Ill be 21 on the 20th May. I want to do something that i'll never forget, so can anyone think of something (practical, not wrestling a Bengal Tiger) to do, an activity or a place to celebrate.
Maybe something you wanted to do, but never got the chance.
My family will be there, so swinging, drugs, rock and roll and cracks whores are completely out of the question
How about a theme for a party? NOT tarts and Vicars!
Post your ideas here or send me a birthday card with a blow job coupon redeemable at any Boots Pharmacy counter
:D
Maybe something you wanted to do, but never got the chance.
My family will be there, so swinging, drugs, rock and roll and cracks whores are completely out of the question
How about a theme for a party? NOT tarts and Vicars!
Post your ideas here or send me a birthday card with a blow job coupon redeemable at any Boots Pharmacy counter
:D Thanks for that Jags, memory has been terrible since i came out of hospital, memory has been terrible since i ca..........
Ok i won't cancel the holiday, but if its crap, and i catch something, i'll be knocking on your doors to share my lurgy! :uhoh:
Does anyone fancy a "swinging holiday" with us?
We're only young and someone might take advantage of us.......we hope :D
Ok i won't cancel the holiday, but if its crap, and i catch something, i'll be knocking on your doors to share my lurgy! :uhoh:
Does anyone fancy a "swinging holiday" with us?
We're only young and someone might take advantage of us.......we hope
:D We have been forced to re-register, beacause we formatted our Apple Mac and we couldn't remember our previous login name, but it is us i think we were Vikingeyes or something, nevermind c'est la vie
Secondly, we need a holiday, or rather i do, so we booked Kavos, Corfu in May. £360 for the two of us for a week on the 18-30. A friend of mine said that there have been rapes, stabbings and all sorts of disharmony over there in the past few years, and that im gauranteed to have my head shaved at some point.
Im having second thoughts about it now, im terrified for the pair of us, because im Diabetic and Kylie is quite nieve in the ways of the world, and i wouldn't want t o put her in a potentialy dangerous situation......which is understanderble. So has anyone had previous experience over there, or heard any negative/positive things about the place?
It was her choice, but id rather go to Helsinki, get a log cabin and go fishing (id like to try it), so can you give me the excuse to loose my deposit or am i being too aprehensive?
:dunno:
Ta guys xxx
Secondly, we need a holiday, or rather i do, so we booked Kavos, Corfu in May. £360 for the two of us for a week on the 18-30. A friend of mine said that there have been rapes, stabbings and all sorts of disharmony over there in the past few years, and that im gauranteed to have my head shaved at some point.
Im having second thoughts about it now, im terrified for the pair of us, because im Diabetic and Kylie is quite nieve in the ways of the world, and i wouldn't want t o put her in a potentialy dangerous situation......which is understanderble. So has anyone had previous experience over there, or heard any negative/positive things about the place?
It was her choice, but id rather go to Helsinki, get a log cabin and go fishing (id like to try it), so can you give me the excuse to loose my deposit or am i being too aprehensive?
:dunno:
Ta guys xxx
