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BradfordCpl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 41
Straight Female, 38
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No i haven't been collecting Tesco Club card points or frequent flyer miles, and before i get the sarcy comments from venus or lil miss naughty, just wondered if anyone was planning a holiday in May sometime?
I mean you could make it on the 6th May to , flying from Manchester at xxxxxxxxxxxat Trabukos Beach if you really wanted
Or is Skegness your final desicion?
Any takers?
Just edited your flight details. You never know who might turn up at the airport!! :shock:
I mean you could make it on the 6th May to , flying from Manchester at xxxxxxxxxxxat Trabukos Beach if you really wanted
Or is Skegness your final desicion?
Any takers?
Just edited your flight details. You never know who might turn up at the airport!! :shock:
Oooohhh can me and Kylie cum please? We are sure to be the babies there. 21 and 19, fresh tender young meat.......mmmmmmmm reminds me of Cell Block H.
Whats the etiquette for a much? Bring food, alcohol, condoms........?
Will there be any bi men there? Not that it matters, just thought id ask
Whats the etiquette for a much? Bring food, alcohol, condoms........?
Will there be any bi men there? Not that it matters, just thought id ask
1 Been so drunk you didnt remember anything at all the next day? yes
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? yes
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no just a mars bar
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? yes
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? yes
10Snorted cocaine? yes
11 Dealt drugs for money? no, well just a bit of weed
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? yes
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes about 25 years
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? yes, sister
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? only once i was 15
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? does buying them alcohol count?
20 Played pull a pig? yes
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no, just kicks
22 Got high/drunk in school? no, had sex in the school chapel though
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? yes
24 Got naked playing strip polka? strip Pontoon
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? yes
29Been skinny dipping? no
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes George Clooney
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? no
36Had sex on the beach? yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? yes and a Cock Whore
40 Called your mum a bitch? behind her back so no
41 Been videoed having sex? yes
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? yes
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? yes
45 Killed an animal? no
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? no
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) yes
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? yes and mother
Ok i count 70 am i a bad boy?
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
2 Been so drunk you had to go to hospital? yes
3 Had a one night stand? yes
4 Had a threesome? yes
5 Robbed alcohol from an off licence? no just a mars bar
6 Lied and blamed a mate to get yourself out of trouble? yes
7 Had sex with more than one person in a week? yes
8 Had sex with more than one person in a day? yes
9Pulled your mates boyfriend/girlfriend and never told them? yes
10Snorted cocaine? yes
11 Dealt drugs for money? no, well just a bit of weed
12Given oral sex in a public place? yes
13Received oral sex in a public place? yes
14Screwed someone so minging they dont deserve to be called a person? yes
15Screwed someone over five years older than you? yes about 25 years
16 Cheated on someone with their friend? yes, sister
17 Had sex with someone while there were other people in the sameroom? yes
18 Beaten someone up? only once i was 15
19 Paid someone to beat someone else up? does buying them alcohol count?
20 Played pull a pig? yes
21 Tried it on with a minger for money? no, just kicks
22 Got high/drunk in school? no, had sex in the school chapel though
23 Given or recieved full/oral sex in school? yes
24 Got naked playing strip polka? strip Pontoon
25Snogged (with tongues) more than 5 people of the same sex? yes
26Got it on wiv someone from your work(past or present)? yes
27Snogged a family member like ur cousin (incestual but it happens)? no
26 Had full sex in the toilets of a pub or club? yes
29Been skinny dipping? no
30Been to a strip club? no
31 Been to a strip club and paid for a dance? no
32Been to royales? (ha u gotta be bad) no
33Had gay/lesbian fantasies about someone famous? yes George Clooney
34Been asked/ or asked someone to marry you? yes
35Stolen money from someone too drunk to remember you taking it? no
36Had sex on the beach? yes
37 Dated someone because you heard they had a bit of money? no
38 Had sex with someone on the day that u met them? yes
39 Been called a slag? yes and a Cock Whore
40 Called your mum a bitch? behind her back so no
41 Been videoed having sex? yes
42 Got off on watching porn? yes
43 Had a shag in your parents bed? yes
44 Given oral sex in a moving car? yes
45 Killed an animal? no
46 Told someone that you love that you hate them? no
47 Snogged someone mistaking them for someone else? (when ur drunk) yes
48 Had a fight with a best mate over someone of the opposite sex? yes
49 Snogged one of your bestmates brothers or sisters or both? yes and mother
Ok i count 70 am i a bad boy?
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: I find myself listening to allsorts, but i like alot of funk, James Brown, Jamiroquai, Chilis etc. Rock, Metal, Goth, Classical, Soul, Motown and the odd bit of punk.
Didnt we have the same thread 2 weeks ago?
Im mixing the rest of that bleeding album.
Have a listen to me and the band im on guitars
Didnt we have the same thread 2 weeks ago?
Im mixing the rest of that bleeding album.
Have a listen to me and the band im on guitars
Lets face it guys, we cant do pelvic floor excercises to give us an extra inch or two can we? Women have got us there, we simply cant compete. As it happens, some women have a wide set vagina, but on the whole, the vagina is a most accomadating hostess
and ive never heard the words 'Christ that was shite sex" from a bloke have you girls?
i once heard a women comment on this and she said " well if if you eat a chipolata, you're still hungry"
and ive never heard the words 'Christ that was shite sex" from a bloke have you girls?
i once heard a women comment on this and she said " well if if you eat a chipolata, you're still hungry"
Im using a mac and i thought id be a clever bastard and make a fade in-fade out avatar using photo shop and image ready, but, and there is a but, i cant get the file size below 110k, even though my mate did the same thing with his PC using my pics and got 66k
Any ideas why? Id have thought that us Mac users would have had a better outcome wiith the Adobe software.
Where am i going wrong?
Has the avatar challenge finished yet?
Any ideas why? Id have thought that us Mac users would have had a better outcome wiith the Adobe software.
Where am i going wrong?
Has the avatar challenge finished yet?
My Sister and Brother in law have an 8yo girl, and they live near a lake which is home to thousands of bats. One day one of the poor creatures flew into her bedroom window, she came running in "Mummy, a bat just hit my window and he didnt see that the window was see through" :shock:
We had to explain that batman was the exceptiontion
We had to explain that batman was the exceptiontion
If you are using an apple mac, go into photo shop, open the original photo, then go to "file" and "save for web" you'll get three photos which have been altered an the original.
Go to the bottom right and you'll see a "colour table", next to it you'll see "image size"
Make the image pixel size 100*100 then click the top right photo which should tell you the file size, it shouldnt be any bigger than 4 or 5k.
Once you've done that, right click the photo's icon in whatever folder it happens to be in, select "get info" and check the file size
Vio la hope this helps
Go to the bottom right and you'll see a "colour table", next to it you'll see "image size"
Make the image pixel size 100*100 then click the top right photo which should tell you the file size, it shouldnt be any bigger than 4 or 5k.
Once you've done that, right click the photo's icon in whatever folder it happens to be in, select "get info" and check the file size
Vio la hope this helps
Quote by VenusnMars
I`d like to improve mine :mrgreen:
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim, there is simply not enough room for variety...(not one bloody word Scandal, not one :huh
Forget deep throat. I want to live.
Guys, tell us what you like, and girls, tell me how the fuck to do it!
Please :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Why ask the women how to do it? Some of us who sit on the fence, have the advantage of being able to speak from both sides.
How bout this?
A little bit of lip
A little bit of tongue
A little bit a teeth
Alot of saliva!
To get a guy to cum, Its all down to getting a rythm and being consistent
But i reckon good oral is just like it is for a women, variety is the spice of life
RE; ad number 212974
Ok look at the picture closely. Do you believe that the photo matches the profile and advert? I think not. How do i know that this is not a true representation of the person behind the ad???
I downloaded the same photo from Limewire about 2 years ago!!
I dont know..... some people
:confused: :confused:
:dunno:
Ok look at the picture closely. Do you believe that the photo matches the profile and advert? I think not. How do i know that this is not a true representation of the person behind the ad???
I downloaded the same photo from Limewire about 2 years ago!!
I dont know..... some people
:confused: :confused:
:dunno: The missus had her hood done, said it was the best thing she ever did, and now cant ride a motorbike or public transport with a box of Kleenex.
I had Prince Albert and 3 flesh piercings (3 rung ladder) I bled like a stuck pig for the first couple of days, when i had the PA done, and wore Kylies Always pads, to save my Levis.
Thet dont hurt depending on where you get it done, Equiptment used, If they use anestesia and if the piercer is experienced.
We went to a guy called Paul, from Pro Body Piercings in Bradford. This guy is the best piercer ive met to date, and i've had 30+ piercings in my short life. All my friends use him and if anyone is near Bradford, go see him, the after care is second to none
Go get it done. Make sure its numb first and........remember the Kleenex
I had Prince Albert and 3 flesh piercings (3 rung ladder) I bled like a stuck pig for the first couple of days, when i had the PA done, and wore Kylies Always pads, to save my Levis.
Thet dont hurt depending on where you get it done, Equiptment used, If they use anestesia and if the piercer is experienced.
We went to a guy called Paul, from Pro Body Piercings in Bradford. This guy is the best piercer ive met to date, and i've had 30+ piercings in my short life. All my friends use him and if anyone is near Bradford, go see him, the after care is second to none
Go get it done. Make sure its numb first and........remember the Kleenex
