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27 May 2004

fliiper wrote
"I have just read the post about the Touretttes Drinking Syndrome Arms by my twin brother Bullerboy , (see Avatur) . Is it that lively on a Monday as I often find the evenings a bit slow then ?"
(L.O.L) I thought I recognised myself, or was I just tooooooo pissed :shock: confused

:P :?:
Oh no it wasn't me cause I never go out on a monday.
Oh Daffodilbbw, the name of the pub is ??????? sorry, not allowed to put names of specific places on here, don't want to upset the Mods now do we. If you ever come down to Salisbury, you'll know it as soon as you walk by, that's if you ever WANTED to come to Salisbury - its full of druids, hippies and old folk.

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25 May 2004

Tkano,
I have a real big problem. I have tried agony aunts before to try and get an explanation of why I have this and also a solution, but it was obviously too vile for their female ears as the only reply I received was from their laywers requesting I stump up some cash for their ongoing phsycological treatment. So as you are offering an agony uncle service I was wondering if your ears are a bit more robust and could therefore provide me with a suitable reply?
here goes:
I am a southern, football loving, hard drinking, pool playing, joke telling, tattooed, casually dressed bi-man. My local is the hardest pub in my city which on a good night is full of the foulest mouthed, muscled, dirtiest, most pierced, ugly looking bunch you would ever like to meet - and that does include the women. All I want to do is to be able to suggest to my mates that we go into another pub in the city that is full of smart young people who are all drinking alco-pops and wearing nice shirts and ties. The thing is the type of reaction I might get if I suggest this would be the same if I stood up on the pool table in my local and shouted at the top of my voice that I'd like to blow the guy in the corner whilst his missus took me from behind with a strap-on. Help please, what can I do without changing my mates and my local, cause I totally enjoy the lock-ins that we have have, the beer swilling footy songs we sing when we are finally kicked out and the rather dodgy ambience of the place.
yours desperatley

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25 May 2004

Hello Guys,
saw your advert - pompey bi guy - and see you are getting a few replies.
I live in the South - near Salisbury to be precise - and wondered if all the bi guys in the south that have replied would like to arrange a meet up somewhere to watch porn, enjoy each others hard-ons etc?
Just thought I would put this in. If there's enough interest we could arrange a munch or maybe a day out to studland or whatever.
I'm 36, 5' 10", medium build, short hair on top, 6.5" shaved and uncut.
I'm away on holiday for two weeks from this saturday, but reply if interested.
Thanks in anticipation.
Oh,
Pompey bi-guy, apopologies if I have seemed to have hijacked your advert, not intended.

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24 May 2004

Easy,
Good post, and it's always one thats going to arouse a debate.
Firstly on the swinging side. I think most lads who have heard about dogging/swinging have done so through porno mags and the thousands of adverts that make them up, rather than dcent pictures they used to print, and the media - Stan the man again. Swinging is portrayed in the porno mags as married girls who aren't getting enough or who aren't satisfied by their husbands and they are portrayed as nyphomaniacs who will fuck anything as long as he has a hard-on. What they don't give you is an idea of the real swingers, whose approach to sex is a lot more openminded than the porno brigade will ever be. They never let you know of the "club" atmosphere with swingers, where everybody has something in common and are happy to meet like minded people and be able to discuss sex in an open, free environment. I've belonged to lots of different clubs with the different sports i've taken up over the years and the social meets are more about getting to know the people who are also "in the club". When I used to do a lot of scuba diving there was a regular meet on a Monday night in a local. No-one tunred in their full scuba gear, it was more about organising a dive and who was doing what. This is what I think SH is all about and the forum especially - apart from the actual physical meeting of course. So, let the idiots who think they can get a "shag" just by posting an advert saying "come fuck me I've got a big knob" (though I doubt they would actually spell it correctly) carry on. Us true swingers, who enjoy meeting other people, and if we click or find them attractive are not too scared to say so and who also do not get angry or abusive when politley turned down.
As for big cocks, being a bi man, I find a big cock a huge turn on - but thats only playing and wanking it. Its bad enough when sitting on the toilet and having to pass something that resembles a turnip redface

so I'm with the girls, having anything bigger than 7" up you, I would think is more painful than pleasurable

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18 May 2004

Well done Paul (fun365) for putting up a post about the MIGHTY GOONERS - ooh to, ooh to be, ooh to be a......GOONER; We're the North bank, We're the Noth Bank, We're the North Bank Highbury; We won the league, we won the league, we won the league at White Hart Lane, we won the league at the Shithole, we won the league at WHite Hart Lane; CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONS - ha ha ha ha ha, I could keep singing them all day long. What a feeling it was to go unbeaten all season, dare I say it on this site, but almost as good as sex lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Next season, back to back Champions, a Champions League final spot and the FA Cup final.

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17 May 2004

Well what a fickle bunch you lot are with a very varied taste. Some very good films and some very, well without being rude and risk upsetting some people, some very different films.
My favourite top 5, not in order becuase I can't think that staright at the momement:
1. L.A Confidential
2. Breakfast Club
3. Shrek
4. The Good, the Bad & the Ugly/Few Dollars more/Fist full of Dollars (can't decide on which one so I've gone for the Triology as others have put the Lord of the Rings triology. I think this a bit of a cheat but as it's for fun I'll say nothing more)
5. Midnight Express
would like to say to Krissxxx, what a top man for including Eraserhead in your top 5. What an absolute fantastic, by that I mean wierd, film. Did you ever watch basket case which was released about the same time? Ha ha, oh the memories.

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13 May 2004

hello tee_em_aitch,
Welcome to the wonderful world of internet sex. I am also relatively new to this, though I have had a few sucessful meets, a very nice and very horny e-mail/photo exchange with a young married lady swapping horny stories and getting all worked up whilst in my lunch hour and some very interesting replies to ads that I have posted.
My only piece of advice is to take things slowly, watch out for the time wasters, be polite when answering an ad and don't get too peed off if you get turned down. Everybody has their own turn-on and I think by reading your intial hello, you are already prepared for that. Also when answering an ad try to be as honest as possible and put in as much as you can to describe yourself. You will see in most ads that people put "one line replies will be binned" and it true, when you get a reply like "I'll fuck you, e-mail me back" that doesn't really give you much of an idea of who the hell has replied to you. This site is a free one so that does mean there are the obvious idiots that access it just to wind people up. Ignore them and delete their replies without a second thought. In time you will come to know who the timewasters are. Oh one other thing, just because people enjoy swinging, is doesn't eman they have two heads or are complete sex maniacs that will drop their pants for anyone, they are all normal people that have a more relaxed attitude to sex, so treat everyone as you would treat your granny - i.e. be polite.
One other thing, the moderators of this site do give good advice, read it, digest it and hopefully you'll be lucky and enjoy.
Take care, and be good, if not be careful. lol

:lol:

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12 May 2004

On the discussion of swallowing,
Firstly I used to know a girl that could be able to taste from the cum whether the guy was a larger or bitter drinker, oh and to add that she did give mighty fine BJ.
As a Bi bloke myself I have not exactly swallowed, but had someone cum in my mouth and the taste wasn't bad :P :P :shock: . Also I have tasted my own, again only becuase the lady in question said she would not allow me to cum in her mouth unless I had licked up some of my own jism off her belly, and again the taste was not that bad :P :P biggrin

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Maybe they should include this as a challeneg on those new game shows they have on sky. Get the bloke to be wanked off by a gorgeous honey, then make him lick up his own!!!!!!
Its all in the mind, I bet if there was Â£10K on it, most blokes would do it :twisted:

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30 Apr 2004

I don't agree with you Roger, sorry but I have to say that when watching yourself you can use the image to improve your style, ok I know it shouldn't matter that much about style and it should matter more how your partner is feeling, but when you see yourself you, well I do, get turned on more and can intensify the passion :twisted:
As for photo's, well there nice and with most things the more practice you get the better you get, and I mean with quality, light, position etc etc so that others will also be able to enjoy the pic cool

Video's! not yet, but can only hope confused

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30 Apr 2004

Hello Learned,
very funny those 10 best uses of "fuck".
Marmite! now there's a love/hate relationship. I used to hate it whenI was a kid but love it now i've grown up, great on crumpet(s) - just like me rolleyes

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30 Apr 2004

thanks for the hello mischief, :cheers: its always nice to get a reply.

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30 Apr 2004

Hello to you all,
I have been using this site for some time now and have had a few very good meets from the photo ad section :P
I am a 36 year old male living in south wiltshire. I am 5' 10", medium build, short hair (yes that does mean I keep it short becuase it's receding a bit sad

), a few tattoos, average dick (but always hard wink

). I am looking for discreet meets with women, couples and the odd male (I am bi as well :twisted: ).
I would like to say a big thanks to all the people who make this site as good as it is and to all the timewasters and idiots that use it I would like to say - WHY? its not funny to mess people about.
Anyway, thanks again and good luck to you all on your search for that ultimate fantasy.

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