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Bumpkin
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Dorset

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Dont think a lady I know of will be pleased to see this thread. Got mugged while in her car, car window smashed, she got a few cuts from the glass, they took her bag with her own money & cards.
She had to wait for 2 hours before the police came, nearest station 2 miles away, and she was rebuked by the operator for dialling 999 when she should have dialled the new number for a non-emergency incedent which is so memorable, I`ve forgotten it already!
As has been already said, there are some 50+ people on here and through the whole swinging scene. As a 50+er myself, I prefer to call it being comfortable within the age group rather than a fetish. Of course there are a number of lovely younger ladies on the scene that I`m attracted to, but seem to have more in common with people of my own age.
See it`s near Swindon. Wonder if it`s a reaction to driving round that bloody stupid roundabout in the city?
Would prefer to drink tea all the time if I could, but too much can produce kidney stones in some cases. As I`m on the road all day with no guarrantee of getting a hot drink, its a flask of coffee with the milk kept seperate. Also, tea stews in a flask and taking hot water and tea bags doesn`t work either as the water has cooled down by the afternoon.
But, dont give me a coffee made with Camp coffee and sterilised milk :crazy:
I`m not going to do the whole name thing, but I am going to say a big thank you to Kaz for a lovely evening and Hi to everyone who I spoke to. Also, I would like to say sorry to those who received the cards that I didn`t get round to signing :doh: only I rather got swept away from the area before I had a chance to get in and sign, then I forgot to go back and do my bit :doh:
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People considering posting on here might be advised to look at the AUP before they mention any drugs, prescription or otherwise. Dawnie's already deleted someone's comments, which were not in line with the AUP.

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I`m sowee!
I`m pretty sure I haven`t met either of you, but please accept my sincere condolences.
Definately not for me. All of the peeps I work with are men also :shock: And the only woman in our section packed so many "too many pounds" that she was three months pregnant before she found out :shock:
Haven`t read the whole thread so sorry if what I`m going to say has already been said.
I`ve had a pretty poor sex life to say the least, a lot to do with the girl I was with for so long. Then I suffered a heart attack and the resulting need for medication has removed any chance of having an erection "on demand". I do on occasions, get a stiffy early in the mornings but I`m in no condition to use it. :shock:
When I celebrated my 50th birthday with my first swinging experience, a threesome, I was completely honest with the lady concerned and told her that I was more than happy just to use my tounge and fingers on her, she did , after all, have her male partner to satisfy her if need so.
Dawnie has removed comments that break the AUP - expect a pm
I suppose that someone who had a better sex life than me, may suffer loss of face when presented with a loss of performance. I find that quite understandable. The worry of not being able to keep the partners interest must be quite a worry.
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An hour to set up wireless, that's just sheer fantasy.

Not if it`s a Belkin one mad evil
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I was going to ask if I could come to this, but by the time my train gets in and I`ve got to the hotel, got changed etc. it wont leave me much time, so I`ll see you at the Munch!

Awww never mind, but if you think that you'll be able to get in sooner, let us know, and we'll forward the details to you smile
Stuart & Tanina hump xxx
Train dont get in until sad
I was going to ask if I could come to this, but by the time my train gets in and I`ve got to the hotel, got changed etc. it wont leave me much time, so I`ll see you at the Munch!