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Bumpkin
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
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True story.
A few years ago, my county of Dorset was "invaded" by hippies. I think they had tried to establish some sort of camp/commune/festival at Stonehenge and the police hounded them out into Dorset.
So they could guarrantee some good,cheap food, some of them went into a supermarket, urinated over the produce in the frozen food freezers and them waited round the back for the staff to throw the food into the skips so they could raid it! Absolutely true, I swear.
Well knowing what you`ve recently been through recently,DD, I think this "person" who so rudely stood you up deserves a :kick: or perhaps one or two more!
Regretably, I can only give you cyber :therethere:`s and passionkiss`s
Going off on a slightly different tangent, the couple I played with for my birthday insisted on me wearing a condom as it was their way of staying faithfull to each other, not that I had a problem with that anyway.
DD, it would probably be better to go to an independant dealer/repairer who may have "something knocking around". PC World is great up a point, but when things get obsolete they cant wait to get rid so they can keep the latest stuff. Also, my translation of "out of the ark" in computer speak is that it was the latest thing six months ago :shock: :giggle:
Well done all of you who`ve given blood. Had considered doing it myself, but am now prevented from doing so due to my heart op and drugs. Cant be an organ donor for the same reasons.
I go to events held by a member of an exercise group. These events take place in his own house. His wife and he scource all of the food and cook it there. Wine is included admittedly for those lucky enough not to be driving but we still pay £10 each, with profits going to a Government funded school in India. Profits from two events come to somewhere around the £100 mark (from about 25 people attending two events)
If this is an "upmarket" buffet as I think you have said in an earlier post, then I think it`s good value. I see you intend this social not be the "norm" as far as socials go. This must be taken into mind before critising what this couple are trying to do.
As for me, born and bred in the Dorset countryside, drive a tractor for a living, not quite in touch with the latest "fashions". Only bit that isn`t so right is that I don`t work on a farm. And the avatar chosen `coz I drive a beautifull green machine, although thankfully, that is not mine in the avatar!
The danger comes when using this contaminated fuel in cars made in the late 90`s on (generally) that use various devices to make them "greener". Its these vehicles that suffer, not ones like my,now off the road Range Rover - good old fashioned carburettors and a fuel consumption that doesn`t allow the fuel to stay in the tank for more than an hour of two anyway! Once ran that on a mix of £10`s worth of unleaded/£2`s worth of diesel, drained from a car filled by error. It smoked a bit and lost a bit of power, but it really went well afterwards!
Quote by Geminifemale
We seem to hear all the time that people are unable to show pics or to show their faces on cam because they have particular jobs .
Swinging is not illegal.
Why are people so ashamed of enjoying sex ?

Anyone who works with children is liable to be deemed unsafe if they are known to indulge in a swinging lifestyle.
Anyone involved in a custody battle for their kid/s is liable to have any knowledge that they are swingers used against them.

Are you trying to say that society feels that anyone with a slightly outside the box sex life is a ?
I have an ex gf who works in an all girls school. Shes lives in fear of being outed because she will loose her job or at least stop being trusted in 1-1 situations with the girls.
I say, come on punk, make my day and i will see you in court, cos no one ever has proved that having a gay mind makes you a kiddy fiddler.
I`m afraid that this is the case.I have to work at schools all over my county (playing field maintainance) and yes, I`ve been police checked. As I see it, the danger is some really savvy kid finding my details on a site like this an blabbing to the "right person" for the hell of it. Having said that, I openly display my user name on a small numberplate on my vehicle, as yet, without problems.
Wel I`m going to vote for Dawnie having the time off to come to the Munch ...........so I can do this this to Meaty .............
flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: Were going to to the Bristol Munch, I`ll be able to meet Dawnie for the first time and you aren`t going biggrin :D :D :D :D :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Agree with a lot of what you say, Jon, about the adults teaching the children how to behave in the first place.
A friend of mine is involved with a local Rainbow group, which for the un-initiated is "pre-school Brownies". Many of the children there dont want to be present but have been "dumped" so Mummy can go to the gym etc., a fact revealed when the Mums apologise for running late when failing to collect their children on time. Few of these children in my friends group go straight home after school, and if they aren`t at Rainbows they`re at ballet lessons or some other activity. Don`t get me wrong. Children do need to interact with each other and these activities are most valueable, however, when they are 4/5/6 year old, they also need their parental contact as well.
Quote by Mr-Powers
i once split my head wide open....but the most painful bit was the nurse shaving my head around the wound before they stitched me up!

My head wound was super-glued up :smug:
Should be in the city about that time, so add me to the list please.
Quote by winchwench

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject:
Two visits to A&E as an was four years ago when I admitted myself with "pulled chest muscles" which turned out to be a heart attack. So I now have a "zipper club" scar on my chest from the resulting quadruple heart by-pass op. Second was this year when a concrete garage beam fell on my head and split it open.

:shock:
But how was your head?
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Apart from a four inch scar I`ve been assured that it knocked absolutely no more sense into me at all :giggle:
Two visits to A&E as an was four years ago when I admitted myself with "pulled chest muscles" which turned out to be a heart attack. So I now have a "zipper club" scar on my chest from the resulting quadruple heart by-pass op. Second was this year when a concrete garage beam fell on my head and split it open.
Cant be too sure I`m right but I swear Dale Winton was just in front of me when I walked into Hamleys toy shop in London. He was wearing a real quality overcoat and there was definatly some eye make-up on him.
Quote by dekntan
cripple cock cider pure alcohol pure nightmare if you can drink the stuff urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell of a hanf over the nesxt day like

Ive not seen that one before.... shall have to look out for it smile It isnt the green cider is it?
xanaisx
its a cider made in devon comes in old fashioned jug style bottles its flat (not carbonated) and a deadly weapon really very strong not many pints and your on the floor im sure you shud be able to buy it elsewhere tho not just in deven
That must be some pretty evil stuff if it gives you a hangover. Cider isn`t supposed to give you a hangover, or perhaps thats a myth.
I`m not accident prone ...... until I`m put in a tractor and flailmower lol My list of incidents include:-
taking the tops off 12 concrete fence posts (newly installed fence of course)
taking the top off a gate end (same site as above)
backing into an electric post and cutting through a cable, shutting half of the village off
lost count of how many telephone cables I`ve broken
put 26 holes in an artificial cricket wicket mat with a spiking machine
and my best one .......
put a four foot square hole in a grade 2 listed brick wall with a front loader bucket
Little wonder I`ve been taken off th machine,I hope not for too long though!
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Not you the drink!
There was a beer on sale in the local supermarket, called 'barrel dancer' or something like that!!

There's a beer called "Waggle Dance" lol
Thats quite nice actually. Its got honey in it and named after the movement bees do to communicate where to find the nectar. As for other beer names, we should get Harry Jones a shout, he must know some real good ones.
Bernie and Bassman - have a wonderfull day, big snogz to Bernie, big firm pat on the back to Bassman. A lovely couple!
Quote by hisandhers
aren't cats used to heights, they climb up trees don't they dunno
never had a cat -I like them but they don't like me (I'm alergic to them :cry: )
hope she/he is ok

Have you tried to see if a Rex cat is compatable, think thats the breed, not too sure but there is definately one breed that is supposed to be allergy friendly.
And I am a male who loves cats, like dogs too but give me a cat anytime. I`m very lucky in being surrounded by fields so a cat can explore on its own and I dont have to take it out for a walk when its chucking it down with rain!
In the railway enthusiast world, BNS is known as "the New Street Triangle" due to charter trains arriving before booked arrival time and leaving well after departure time, and this always happens on a Saturday evening when the station is at it`s quietest!
Quote by fabio
when ever i visit Northampton to see mates...i take the car....unfortunately its still cheaper and also i got fed up having to take a replacement bus half way back on the Sunday because of line maintenance...cheeky thing is i'm paying the full fare to use the train but having to use the bus.....if that was the case i would have used National Express at half the price the train services charge!

i get this arguement a lot... and this would be my defence...
first of all.... just to make you aware its network rail who do the engineering work, not the train companies.. therefore it is a situation outside of their control, they say we are taking this part of track back, there is nothing we can do about it
if they train companies can divert trains they will do....sometime they can, sometimes they can't and if they can't then yes you have the replacement buses..... otherwise what you have is no service at all.... is that a better option?
if you want a better and more reliable railway then in the end everything is going to have to be upgraded, be that the signals, or the tracks, or a million other bits.... and most of that is done overnight and you'd be surprised just how much actually gets done, I certainly was!!..... but not all of that can be... so something is done at the weekends to get the jobs finished quicker......or would you prefer it if it was done during the week when the majority of people are working????? they are not going to win whenever it gets done someone will complain.......
And to try and put what Fabio has said here into context, ask yourself the best way of decorating a room in your house. Do you paint part of a wall during the day when everyone one is at homeand someone is also doing the ironing/cooking meals etc. eventually finishing the job six months later or do you want untill there`s few people at home, clear everything out, get on with it not having to worry about making a mess and complete the job in a day or so? I know which I would choose!
Quote by Mr-Powers
when ever i visit Northampton to see mates...i take the car....unfortunately its still cheaper and also i got fed up having to take a replacement bus half way back on the Sunday because of line maintenance...cheeky thing is i'm paying the full fare to use the train but having to use the bus.....if that was the case i would have used National Express at half the price the train services charge!

I`m sure that Fabio can confirm this, but I`m sure that Northampton is in the Network area, so with a Network card, you should be able to get 1/3 off your ticket from the Capital.
Coming from the South Coast, I always use my Network Card when going to London and by buying a Day Travel Card, get travel to and from PLUS all travel in the Capital by train, tube, bus and Docklands Light Railway included. Fanastic value and so simple to use as it`s just one ticket.
And if you want, Anais, you can always ask your friendly site railway enthusiast (me!) to accompany you on your trip. I am fully conversant in Birmingham New Street platform changes and which way to walk down the train to get the coffees, find the toilets etc. :giggle:
Quote by twos_company
do they still do the family travel cards where kids go for a couple of pound??
think all the bus n train fares r a complete rip off.....not the way to get cars off the roads at all.... confused

Try for different discount card details. Also, Virgins own site lists various deals but you have to be quick to get them. Dont be too fixed on your start/finish points or routes and you can get some good deals.
Quote by flower411
We went to london on the train today.
We got to Tonbridge station and there was a huge queue so we looked at the machines and in the end decided to queue !!
Got to the nice man in the booth and asked for tickets for 2 adults and 4 children.
He tapped his keyboard a bit and said ...
" You would be better off going as 4 adults and 2 children "
I won`t bore you with the details, but the trip would have cost about twice as much if we had gone as 2 adults etc ...
Is this a half term rip off ???? Or is the pricing system made up by half wits ??

You should be living in "Network" area which in the BR days was the Network South East area. This allows you to buy a Network card and gives 1/3 off all journeys in the Network area subject to certain time restrictions. Check it out!
Quote by Freckledbird
i so hate school hoildays

What's that got to do with anything? confused
Good for you Sassy - even though they'll most likely get away with it, it'll scare the bejesus out of them for a bit.
And I think the death penalty may be just a tad severe for this crime rolleyes
Looks like its got everything to do with having "bored kids with nothing to do" hanging around to me. Taken in the context of this thread and the whole post Cutepussy wrote,CP has a point in my opinion.