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Quote by ChairmanMiaow
I know I might be inviting some flames with this one, but how the hell are Macs meant to be pleasant to use??? They only have one mouse button!
Are they designed for people with flippers???? confused
CM

Quite a common misunderstanding the one button mouse but you see the mouse as invented by mac and revamped for PC's the second button isn't needed just click and hold and hey presto a right click! The biggest problem with PC's are Microsoft itself if you run Linux then good on you! I hate microsoft but have an xbox?! go figure lol! Oh by the way if click and hold is too long winded for you then simply controle click and it does the same job! Nothing complicated bout macs. User friendly is the word especially since OSX.
You really have got me thinking on this one!
Doesn't it depend on the type of sex your wanting?
Darling Nicky springs to mind! Not bad for a one nighter or a pro! lol
If i have a space in the day to fill the internet does it for me! The problem arrives when i fill the day with the internet and do other things inbetween! lol
welcome to the www. A.A
I love my films and have loads of quotes but one of the best has to be....
" I hate to see you go!.... But i love to watch you leave!"
John Travolta - Face Off
Donno about the pet rocks you mentioned but i do recall toy robots from the late 80's that were really fun! If you got bored playing with the robot action figure it transformed into......... Yep a Rock! Bring back Rock lords Lmao..... What would we do without progress?
What about the Hokey Dokey!!!
In out in out shake it all about! lol
Sorry i'll come back later with a serious sugestion! lol :giggle:
Well Done lou! lol. still waiting for the what can do the work of 5 men? "one Woman" Type jokes. Do hope you trend continues and other fems can see the funny side of a very comical post!
bulleting boards were the way to chat as i recall. Could only chat live with a select group of schoolfriend until chat came about. Then bill gates came along and pissed off every programmer out there to the extent that they are now hell bent on disrupting all his creations! Ever noticed how the majority of virus's only effect windows machines? I'll stick to my mac thanks Bill! lol
been online for around 12 years green screens and acorn or bbc computers those were the days lol! gone from a sinclair zx spectum (rubber keys, Size of a place mat) through to spectrum +3 to commadore amiga- through variouse consoles (which i have to say The Dreamcast was a breakthrough before its time Marya, if only broadband could have been a few years sooner!) then struggled with the ball ache of PC's and up grades and virus problems and still Chatting strong on my super sexy imac that seldome pisses me off like PC's used to.
Don't think I'm speeking out of turn when i speek for my partner and I, but even tho we don't actively meet and seek people to swing with, we would stil consider a spontanious opertunity if the time and mood was right. (hope i'm not wrong).
Think Playschool is as far back as i go. Loved Richard O'brians crystal maze tho marya lol. I remember the moomins when they were fuzzy felt characters too! lmao Who remembers fuzzy felt. And thinking of things fuzzy, Did anyone else read the Fuzz Buzz books at school or am i the only one to remember them?
Some Classics but come on people its 2004 i like the ones that get straight to the point! lol. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
To list but a few.......
a)Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
b)Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
c)Fancy a fuck? (Old Faithful)
d)I want to thank you for a lovelly evening,.....grab your ankles!!
e)M:-Hey! Wanna play war?
F:-WHAT?
M:-Yeah, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
I could go on but they'de just get silly and probably offensive so i'll stop there!
I might ad more at a later date.
biggrin Mr BOOMBASTIC lol. sorry just kidding i'll come back with a serious sugestion later. lol rolleyes
To the up and comming generations cassette and video tapes are laughable. Wont be long when before we laugh at telephones not having video screens. who'de have thought we only had 4 TV channels. Did it used to take hours even days to send a letter? or was that a nightmare I should have forgotten? Things move too fast these days.
Your all as mad as hatters as far as unicorns in fleetwood maybe a stray reindeer from blackpools illuminations! lmao
Its obvious the ladies are gonna hate this post but i say well done. Not all the points are valid and i'de better watch what i say. so all i will say is what an amusing post. If you want a dessert get one dont say no then eat half of mine Lmao.
:small-print: I do not claim to agree or disagree with said statment.! LMAO
:silly:
Really good cause to be supporting. Lost My aunt and grandparents to the "C". Will be happy to contribute at the NW munch. Support and best wishes for the Jump. Go Breavheart!
"G"
Pleased to see this wonderfull experiment showing how total crap will get a responce. I'm gonna use thisexperiment as reasoning towards the fact that total crap like Blue and westlife and gareth gates can be produced and still gain the publics interest!
Quote by Marya
I've never been abroad :cry: so a fortnight in Malaga would do me!
I have dreams about getting a passport and a camper van and just seeing where the road takes me.
I want to see all the big ones before I die - Taj Mahal, pyriamids, Grand Canyon, Ayers Rock, Northern Lights, Statue of Liberty etc, but at the moment I really, really, really, REALLY want to go to Rio de Janeiro.
One day .....

Maybe we could arrange to get away for a dirty week to greece or spain
Do a late Deal be spontanious. Just get your passport sorted and make it possibe. :cheers:
So Do I Marya! lol. Just Bend Over Backwards! :twisted:
"G"
:censored: redface Rather not talk about it was a time when getting caught wasn't fun as it got me the sack! lol :scared:
Nothing to be scared of your almost anonimous and i thought it was boring till i started it is quite addictive really lol. OK marya yes i am posting more than i said i would ! lol
"G"
ian my friend getting to know the people is half the fun. Getting them to like you is even better. Sounds to me like you should be visiting tho pro's and leaving the swinging scene alone. You tell me how a total stranger could be appealing?! if its just pussy tour after may i suggest the flesh torch, you don't need to get to know it and its cheeper than a pro! lets face it making new friends is nice and any benefits that come along are to be cherrished not expected. leave you to ponder the situation your in.
ChrisG
The trend does seem to be younger women and older men. I like being differant!
Obviously recieving oral is extremely pleasurable. But in my opinion there is no replacement for seeing the smile on your partners face after a job well done! its just the best thing in the world to know that you are good and pleasing them! Do it more lads ( and lasses) practice makes perfect!
ChrisG
I'm having fun and a'm quite young! Helps to an expert like me. lol
Help i can't get my head out the room door!
Was it just the SH site you showed him around? lol
calista thats a lovely pic by the way!
How about a naked wheel barrow race? Sounds pretty good to me. Any one agree? Also for the experts out there a naked wheel barrow race without hands? Lmao you can all but try! hump