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ChairmanMiaow
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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This sounds like rubbish - the 0709 part of it definitely is.
I have an 0709 number from yac - if you send a fax to it I receive it via email.
It costs about 35 pence a minute - not £60
I was camping with my girlfriend at the weekend and she was being quite "loud" in the tent at night (well it shut the idiots on the guitar up anyway).
Later on that night, she was woken up by the sound of horses at it - they had wondered right next to the tent and were going at it hammer and tongs at 4 in the morning.
I reckon she gave 'em ideas
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Dunno about pineapples, but if you eat aspargus, it makes your wee smell very strange.
Yes, it's a strong smell, which is why i can tell.
No, I don't piss into a beaker and smell it.
Bound to be a bit contentious, this, but it's triggered by a conversation was having at the weekend with a girl from a muslim background about "what goes on behind closed doors".
Let's just say that if you thought catholic girls were naughty....
So, I'm wondering how people's backgrounds affect their views on sex.... did anyone here have a religous upbringing? How do you feel it's affected your sexuality?
Apologies for those that I've missed out - let me know and I'll add an option.
It's a fantasy - it doesn't have to be 100% authentic! And as several people have already said, just because you fantasise or enjoy role-playing something, it in no way means you'd actually want it to happen in real life.
Regarding "safe words", they can be a contentious issue, and they're certainly not 100% reliable. My previous girlfriend got so wrapped up in whatever sub fantasy she was playing in that she wouldn't have been together enough to safeword even if she'd wanted to.
Quote by freckledbird
personally i don't believe anyone's fantasy is to be , having fantasies about a bit of rough sex down a ally way with a rugged stranger is not , i don't supposed in any of these fantasies u women claim to have u have a knife pulled out on you are beaten up? that u are left to die somewhere or taken to hospital etc cause lets face it thats what is it'st not a case of him saying.... can i have sex with u? and u saying .....ohhh take me big boy i know i shouldn't but!!!! nobody really fantasises about being its just the thought of being over powered by a good looking stranger that turns us on! and i think that putting the name to these fantasies is a insult to the women who really go thro this, ok rant over u can have ya thread back lol

I agree Alison, I can't imagine anyone fantasising about as we hear it reported in the news. To fantasise about the violent side of (possibly even death) seems a bit disturbed. My opinion, anyway.
People fantasise about all sorts of dark things that might seem disturbed and unacceptable to others... I remember seeing a programme about a Dominatrix who had an elderly Jewish holocaust survivor client who liked her to dress up as an SS guard etc etc. It might seem distasteful to us, but it was obviously his way of dealing with something. Healthier than drinking a bottle of whisky a night or similar IMO.
Consensual sexual play is a pretty safe place to explore your psyche, as long as its done carefully.
Pretty much every girl I've had a relationship with has had this sort of fantasy (the one, not the SS one), and really enjoyed it once they're with someone that they communicate with well and trust enough.
Shaving your sack is very easy - shower, mach 3 and some conditioner or shower gel, and off you go - I find it much easier and less cut/rash prone than shaving my face!
Advice I've heard before is to look at places other than swinger contact sites/adverts - there are a lot of bi-girls who wouldn't dream of visiting a "sex site", or identify themselves as swingers, but would be more than happy to take an opportunity, if it were to arise. Bars, clubs etc are a good bet.
This should be an easy one to solve:
Take:
1. one black guy, with standard issue brown eyes
and
2. one set of blue contact lenses.
Apply 2 to 1, et voila!
There is a way this could happen naturally - if two mixed race people, who both had one blue-eyed parent, had kids, there would be a chance their offspring could have blue eyes.
Quote by Racamoe
Hi, Sorry if tis question seems sily to some but here goes redface
Do cocks struggle to get harder as they get older ?
I read somewhere that this is the case, but i havent been with anyone over the age of 35( not that im agesist) so didnt have the practical to back up the theory smile
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Well I have heard -
25 tri weekly
45 try weekly
65 try weakly
:shock:
A lot of the couples I see on this site and elsewhere seem to be seeking "that elusive single female" for an ffm threesome. And it's a very common male fantasy (maybe a common female fantasy too, but only having one X chromosome I can't speak from direct experience biggrin )
The question I'd like to ask is - to all the people who have actually done it -
is it as great as it's cracked up to be?
What were the nice surprises?
Let downs?
Would you do it again?
More usefully, here is a site on the legal whys and wherefores of surviving a speeding ticket...
MS haven't got a bloody clue how large parts of windows work. Quite a few of their original developers left in the dot com boom and people have been terrified to touch certain bits of the code since...
I reckon I'm pretty well qualified to answer this - my last girlfriend was a size 16, my current girlfriend is a 6.
As long as they're proportional and woman shaped - it makes no difference! Sensual and curvy is great, so is tight, firm and lithe :P
Can't say I'm into really large women (i.e. women that weight more than I do - 200lbs), but I'm sure plenty of people are!
Being self assured, capable and naughty-minded is what matters!
Somebody i went to school with made his own porn film at the tender age of 15 with some willing young lady.
His parents found it.
And made him watch it with them and his extended family.
Oof. :shock:
No need to worry about finding a sex shop...
Get yerself down to Halfords and buy a gurt big tub of Swarfega.... luvverly!
whenever I hear the words "german" and "porno", I think of the South Park episode where Cartman finds his mum starring in German Scheisse Movies.
"Ja, Ich komme!"
This is definitely something to be avoided... (unless you're a bi bloke, I spose, but from the guy's expression, I don't think he is!)
why on earth would someone post using what appears to be a real name if they need to be discrete? could be a pseudonym, i spose, but...
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Just give me a few days to get some scaffold off ebay and I will put a show on for you, nothing fancy mind, so don't get booing me or anything lol :lol:

who are you going to hang?? confused
I drop in here very occasionally - and I've noticed a huge increase in the number of topics getting locked - including fairly inoffensive nonsense like the uses for condoms topic.
Why the change?
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You can't. End of story.

Erm.... 'Bows.... not exactly true. confused
I was dead against the idea when it was first mentioned to me by my partner. I hated the thought of shraing my man with anyone else, let alone infront of my face while I was shagging someone else beside them. dunno I felt a whole mixture of things.... was I good enough? Did he love me? Did he want other blokes or other women? And why? and to what extent...
He was honest with me, reasured me of his love and commitment, asked me what I felt and what would be completely unacceptable in my opinion. We discussed things over a few months openly. For that he won my trust and respect.
It took time and patience for him to introduce me to it. He did it by using the old trick of saying a little bit then refusing to talk about it unless I brought it up. I eventually asked more and more questions and wanted to know more about it that we went to a club.
The first few times we just sat outside and then went home. Each time we got closer and closer to going in and he didnt ask to go inside, I was told that I was the one in charge making the decisions, he was there to support me.
About 2/3 months after it was brought up I asked to go in. The main dilema I had was what to wear. So armed with my sexiest most expensive satin slip we went in and had a look around. It was all done very slowly and I was the one controlling the choices because I was the nervous/unsure one.
Trust, respect and communication is what swinging is about when you are a couple. Set your limits for that trip and don't overstep them. There will be plenty more opportunities. biggrin Good luck and I hope you have fun exploring your sexual fantasies within your marriage.
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Gem. x
Gem, you're very lucky to be married to a guy that understands you and communicates with you so well. I'm sure he could probably get you do to nearly anything quite willingly , given time wink
But unfortunately, for people who don't understand the way their partner works quite as well, it is usually a case of "if you have to ask..."
Quote by mistress_sassy
There's a girly (lesbian/bi) club in London, which has female erotic dancers / pole dancers / strip show.
Meant to be a bit different in that it's by women for women, but never been so don't know how good it is.

I think you're talking about rude girls - my girlfriend's been with a couple of her mates. She says she found it a bit much but then she was taken there with no warning and suddenly all these girls started getting nekkid. She didn't say she wouldn't go again though!
Quote by sexyjess23
I heard of a woman who got cum in her eye. Two weeks later she went to the doctors with an eye infection, he examined her and commented that she had traces of semen in her eye :shock: :shock:
A lesson to all us ladies - close your eyes!!! lol

ooh - nowt worse than a nasty case of "web eye"
Quote by jam@scunny
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant? lol

If you learn about sex from porn, this is exactly what you'll probably try and do. That and spray it all over her face / breasts. biggrin