This sounds like rubbish - the 0709 part of it definitely is.
I have an 0709 number from yac - if you send a fax to it I receive it via email.
It costs about 35 pence a minute - not £60
Dunno about pineapples, but if you eat aspargus, it makes your wee smell very strange.
Yes, it's a strong smell, which is why i can tell.
No, I don't piss into a beaker and smell it.
Bound to be a bit contentious, this, but it's triggered by a conversation was having at the weekend with a girl from a muslim background about "what goes on behind closed doors".
Let's just say that if you thought catholic girls were naughty....
So, I'm wondering how people's backgrounds affect their views on sex.... did anyone here have a religous upbringing? How do you feel it's affected your sexuality?
Apologies for those that I've missed out - let me know and I'll add an option.
It's a fantasy - it doesn't have to be 100% authentic! And as several people have already said, just because you fantasise or enjoy role-playing something, it in no way means you'd actually want it to happen in real life.
Regarding "safe words", they can be a contentious issue, and they're certainly not 100% reliable. My previous girlfriend got so wrapped up in whatever sub fantasy she was playing in that she wouldn't have been together enough to safeword even if she'd wanted to.
Shaving your sack is very easy - shower, mach 3 and some conditioner or shower gel, and off you go - I find it much easier and less cut/rash prone than shaving my face!
Advice I've heard before is to look at places other than swinger contact sites/adverts - there are a lot of bi-girls who wouldn't dream of visiting a "sex site", or identify themselves as swingers, but would be more than happy to take an opportunity, if it were to arise. Bars, clubs etc are a good bet.
This should be an easy one to solve:
Take:
1. one black guy, with standard issue brown eyes
and
2. one set of blue contact lenses.
Apply 2 to 1, et voila!
There is a way this could happen naturally - if two mixed race people, who both had one blue-eyed parent, had kids, there would be a chance their offspring could have blue eyes.
You need to be very careful mixing pleasure with your day-to-day business:
The first rule of wank club is:
do not shake hands after wank club!
More usefully, here is a site on the legal whys and wherefores of surviving a speeding ticket...
MS haven't got a bloody clue how large parts of windows work. Quite a few of their original developers left in the dot com boom and people have been terrified to touch certain bits of the code since...
and when you're sucking cock..
...does size matter?
:twisted:
I reckon I'm pretty well qualified to answer this - my last girlfriend was a size 16, my current girlfriend is a 6.
As long as they're proportional and woman shaped - it makes no difference! Sensual and curvy is great, so is tight, firm and lithe :P
Can't say I'm into really large women (i.e. women that weight more than I do - 200lbs), but I'm sure plenty of people are!
Being self assured, capable and naughty-minded is what matters!
Somebody i went to school with made his own porn film at the tender age of 15 with some willing young lady.
His parents found it.
And made him watch it with them and his extended family.
Oof. :shock:
No need to worry about finding a sex shop...
Get yerself down to Halfords and buy a gurt big tub of Swarfega.... luvverly!
whenever I hear the words "german" and "porno", I think of the South Park episode where Cartman finds his mum starring in German Scheisse Movies.
"Ja, Ich komme!"
This is definitely something to be avoided... (unless you're a bi bloke, I spose, but from the guy's expression, I don't think he is!)
Not all women - my girlfriend enjoys it, but it's not what floats her boat.
why on earth would someone post using what appears to be a real name if they need to be discrete? could be a pseudonym, i spose, but...
I drop in here very occasionally - and I've noticed a huge increase in the number of topics getting locked - including fairly inoffensive nonsense like the uses for condoms topic.
Why the change?