In common with quite a few others on here recently, this is my 100th Post! :thrilled:
Looking back over my history, I'm proud to say that I've managed to avoid posting anything of any sense whatsoever in the last couple of months. :happy:
Now I really ought to get on with some work for once...
CM
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ChairmanMiaow
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Hertfordshire
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One of the things I love about this site is that there are so many different people from different backgrounds - a lot of whom are couples who seem to have very strong, happy relationships.
So, in the name of outright curiosity, I'd like to know:
Where, how and when did the couples who post to this site meet ?
CM
So, in the name of outright curiosity, I'd like to know:
Where, how and when did the couples who post to this site meet ?
CM
A BT spokesman added: "It could be that one dedicated pervert is making hundreds of attempts to get on websites each day."
This conjures up some pretty strange images - like some sort of pervert call centre, full of people beavering away trying to access illicit websites. Why do even the BBC insist on using stupid phrases like this?CM
Quote by well_busty_babe
does anyone want to volunteer to take part in my experiment?
Fraid there are some people who've already tried it - doesn't sound like they grew back though... :shock:
"the area heals surprisingly well and quickly and in many cases even home butcher-knife operations can (and typically do) heal on their own without major medical intervention "
:eeek:
The phrase "home butcher-knife operations" is not a reassuring one...
CM
Quote by Twisted - Sister
I got drunk and shagged my new housemate.
Did he object?
TS
LOL I thought I might be leaving myself open to that one by not specifying gender
Ewww the idea of shagging any of the guys that I've lived with is not a nice one.
Not a problem here, cos it's an all girl (apart from me) house
I've been to the pub with her tonight, and all's well, so that's ok. We both thought it was pretty entertaining, and got similar "typical, that's exactly what I expected" reactions from our friends.
The main thing she was worried about was that she was pissed and may not have been at her best - same concern here, I hate first shags when you're drunk, you always feel you could do so much better sober.
Heh, I guess it's a nice way to say 'hello and welcome to the house' :twisted:
CM
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I've actually used this excuse once - when I was about 6 I decided to go kicking sandcastles over on the beach. When their builders came along and were angry, I managed to successfully blame my (non-existant) twin brother, and they went off looking for him
I've actually used this excuse once - when I was about 6 I decided to go kicking sandcastles over on the beach. When their builders came along and were angry, I managed to successfully blame my (non-existant) twin brother, and they went off looking for him
Hi,
Since I'm newly single and thoroughly enjoying it
, I've been wondering about the merits of Hepatitis B vaccination. I always use condoms for penetrative sex, but not for oral sex. I know this is something that's strongly recommended for gay men and bisexual men, but does anyone have any information on the importance for heterosexual people?
Also, has anyone actually had this vaccination? What does it entail?
CM
Since I'm newly single and thoroughly enjoying it
, I've been wondering about the merits of Hepatitis B vaccination. I always use condoms for penetrative sex, but not for oral sex. I know this is something that's strongly recommended for gay men and bisexual men, but does anyone have any information on the importance for heterosexual people?Also, has anyone actually had this vaccination? What does it entail?
CM
Well, not my usual type, but along with much of the female population falls into the "you're sexy when I'm drunk category"
I think she might have some sort of regular fixture in mind, so I'm going to have to have words as I think that may end in tears - I've just signed a six month lease too
Oh well - she started it! I'm just an innocent bystander, as ever...
CM
I think she might have some sort of regular fixture in mind, so I'm going to have to have words as I think that may end in tears - I've just signed a six month lease too
Oh well - she started it! I'm just an innocent bystander, as ever...
CM
Could be - I'll have to kazaa it to be sure. Should bring back all sorts of nice memories
A lot of house, techno etc is good to shag to - if it's well mixed over the course of say, an hour or so, it's really nice to let your passion ebb and flow with the set. The fact that there's no interruptions between songs is cool too.
I've heard some very sexy dance tunes, mainly in clubs though rather than in bed - a couple of them have good SM type samples in. Ones that come to mind (sorry, can't do names) are:
A thumping techno track that builds relentlessly with no breakdown, and over it there's a long sample from a phone sex message, with a dominatrix relentlessly abusing the listener, calling him a dog, and telling him to do all sorts of obscene things in a stern voice - always gets the crowd going!
There's a house track that has the lyrics "You ... are my posession, to do with as I please... no rules apply." etc
CM
A lot of house, techno etc is good to shag to - if it's well mixed over the course of say, an hour or so, it's really nice to let your passion ebb and flow with the set. The fact that there's no interruptions between songs is cool too.
I've heard some very sexy dance tunes, mainly in clubs though rather than in bed - a couple of them have good SM type samples in. Ones that come to mind (sorry, can't do names) are:
A thumping techno track that builds relentlessly with no breakdown, and over it there's a long sample from a phone sex message, with a dominatrix relentlessly abusing the listener, calling him a dog, and telling him to do all sorts of obscene things in a stern voice - always gets the crowd going!
There's a house track that has the lyrics "You ... are my posession, to do with as I please... no rules apply." etc
CM
I can't remember the name of it, but while I was 'at it' with someone a couple of weeks ago, we had Radio 1 on, and they played a classic house tune that as it builds, has a very long and sexy sample of a girl having an orgasm.
THAT was great music to shag to when it came on as a surprise, but I'm not sure I'd slip it into the CD player for a seductive evening.
CM
THAT was great music to shag to when it came on as a surprise, but I'm not sure I'd slip it into the CD player for a seductive evening.
CM
This thread reminds me of something I heard John Peel say - his face had disappeared under a beard at a young and tender age, so many years later he decided to shave it off, to see what lay beneath.
The resulting image in the mirror didn't look at all like he remembered - in fact it resembled a horrible cross between his monther and Mussolini. So he vowed to regrow it and never shave again.
My dad's always had a full beard, neither me nor my mum are sure what he really looks like as we've never seen him. An ex- of mine once suggested he might be someone famous who pretended to have died long ago hiding under there!
The resulting image in the mirror didn't look at all like he remembered - in fact it resembled a horrible cross between his monther and Mussolini. So he vowed to regrow it and never shave again.
My dad's always had a full beard, neither me nor my mum are sure what he really looks like as we've never seen him. An ex- of mine once suggested he might be someone famous who pretended to have died long ago hiding under there!
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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
I can see that one working in the right situation with the right delivery too!
Direct and to the point is SO much better than cheesy shit that everyone's heard before that's just begging for a comeback like:
"Can I buy you a drink"
"No thanks, I'd rather have the cash"
CM
