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ChairmanMiaow
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
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I had some luck with (part of AFF) as part of a couple, found another couple that we met up with for a drink, and a couple of sexy bi girls online which my then GF had some chat fun with. So, I can testify that it IS genuine.
As a newly single guy (I don't the term single male / female, far too clinical - it doesn't even specify species!) , I was wondering the same thing meself - whether to go back to AFF. However, given the prominence of the site, I have a feeling that the guys to girls/couple ratio would be so appallingly high that it would all be a horrendous waste of time and money that could be usefully invested elsewhere.
I guess a useful thing to do would be to look through the men for women ads to see what the competition's like, but I really can't be bothered at the moment
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As a newly single guy (I don't the term single male / female, far too clinical - it doesn't even specify species!) , I was wondering the same thing meself - whether to go back to AFF. However, given the prominence of the site, I have a feeling that the guys to girls/couple ratio would be so appallingly high that it would all be a horrendous waste of time and money that could be usefully invested elsewhere.
I guess a useful thing to do would be to look through the men for women ads to see what the competition's like, but I really can't be bothered at the moment
CM
Quote by VenusnMars
That it is entirely possible that whilst mankind was evolving, that nature saw fit to recreate buttocks on the front of the female, inorder to promote sexual attraction? There are many examples of this in nature, markings on the face or chest whick as as mimicry to the sexual organs. Full rounded breasts are not essential to breastfeeding, so why have them?
I've read that too, same as the idea about lips (on your face) being genital mimics, hence they get flushed when women are aroused.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Is it only me that finds girls who 'hate mess' very annoying, and tbh a bit of a turnoff? - a previous girlfriend developed a near phobia about it, which pretty much put me off bothering to have sex with her because it made me feel like an un-housetrained dog.
Surely, it's just a case of "Sex is messy, get used to it..."
As someone else said, there are plenty of girls who DON'T worry about such things - much better, isn't someone who is uninihibited SO much sexier ?
Or am I being a little unsympathetic here?
RE The teaspoonful thing - good to hear everyone else thinks that's a little ungenerous too - a teaspoonful per squirt is more like it!
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Surely, it's just a case of "Sex is messy, get used to it..."
As someone else said, there are plenty of girls who DON'T worry about such things - much better, isn't someone who is uninihibited SO much sexier ?
Or am I being a little unsympathetic here?
RE The teaspoonful thing - good to hear everyone else thinks that's a little ungenerous too - a teaspoonful per squirt is more like it!
CM
Someone I knew claimed that shitting was better than sex - his girlfriend wasn't very happy at this claim, for some reason. 
I don't think anything can beat real good, quality sex with someone you like a great deal - especially if you include the anticipation in that as well.
However, I'd rate good music as better than run-of-the mill sex.
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I don't think anything can beat real good, quality sex with someone you like a great deal - especially if you include the anticipation in that as well.
However, I'd rate good music as better than run-of-the mill sex.
CM
This has definitely happened to me in a few different circumstances -
It happens when all my reserves are spent, but also if I get really close to the edge, and want to stop my self 'going over', I contract my PC muscles. This normally works, but if you leave it too late, you end up getting an orgasm feeling without cumming. The annoying (or good, depending on your circumstances) thing is that you never feel quite sated, but it desensitisies (sp?) your penis, so you then have to go at it for ages to be able to come properly!
Happened to me last night at a reservoir in brum - we were meant to be parked up for a quickie, ended up there for over an hour! :shock:
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It happens when all my reserves are spent, but also if I get really close to the edge, and want to stop my self 'going over', I contract my PC muscles. This normally works, but if you leave it too late, you end up getting an orgasm feeling without cumming. The annoying (or good, depending on your circumstances) thing is that you never feel quite sated, but it desensitisies (sp?) your penis, so you then have to go at it for ages to be able to come properly!
Happened to me last night at a reservoir in brum - we were meant to be parked up for a quickie, ended up there for over an hour! :shock:
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Chain hotels really don't care about that sort of thing - mostly they're staffed by people who really couldn't give a stuff. I can imagine it being a bit uncomfortable staying in B&Bs though, as they do tend to be some old dear's pride and joy!
If you're looking for some weekend fun try the Copthorne Hotels - at weekends they're about 65 quid if you go through the right booking agent (PM me for url, i'm sure i can dig it out), and they are SO much nicer than travel inns which are about 50 quid a night.
Travel inns etc. are designed for business people to crash in, so they're quiet and basic - they also feel a little bit seedy, which I guess could be a plus if that's your thing.
The Copthornes are built like a porn movie set - huge rooms, big ensuite bathrooms with mirrors everywhere, a bath you can just about fit two people in, and in the one I was in, a big kitchen worksurface type desk thing across one end of the room which was at the perfect height, quite strong too. 
The one we were in (Birmingham) also gave us no hassle at all, despite the fact we made a hell of a lot of noise 
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If you're looking for somewhere really special, I reckon hotel Pelirocco ( in Brighton looks amazing, and their rooms blatantly aren't designed with sleep in mind! If anyone goes there, please can you give me a review - I really like the look of it but I've never made it down there!
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If you're looking for some weekend fun try the Copthorne Hotels - at weekends they're about 65 quid if you go through the right booking agent (PM me for url, i'm sure i can dig it out), and they are SO much nicer than travel inns which are about 50 quid a night.
Travel inns etc. are designed for business people to crash in, so they're quiet and basic - they also feel a little bit seedy, which I guess could be a plus if that's your thing.
The Copthornes are built like a porn movie set
- huge rooms, big ensuite bathrooms with mirrors everywhere, a bath you can just about fit two people in, and in the one I was in, a big kitchen worksurface type desk thing across one end of the room which was at the perfect height, quite strong too. The one we were in (Birmingham) also gave us no hassle at all, despite the fact we made a hell of a lot of noise . If you're looking for somewhere really special, I reckon hotel Pelirocco ( in Brighton looks amazing, and their rooms blatantly aren't designed with sleep in mind! If anyone goes there, please can you give me a review - I really like the look of it but I've never made it down there!
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That reminds me of a birthday card I once sent a large-breasted friend -
The front was an old granny standing at a bus stop,next to a punk with a T-Shirt which said "Show us yer tits"
The inside had the same scene, but with the granny obliging by lifting her skirt just above her knees to reveal them. :shock:
The front was an old granny standing at a bus stop,next to a punk with a T-Shirt which said "Show us yer tits"
The inside had the same scene, but with the granny obliging by lifting her skirt just above her knees to reveal them. :shock:
Quote by MikeNorth
Chairman, I have similar thoughts when the train I'm on arrives at a station and they remind you to " take all your personal possessions with you when leaving the train". I always think "what about my impersonal possessions?"
Train stations are absolutely filled with pitfalls - many times I have been helplessly stranded without a handy pooch, unable to ascend the escalators for fear of transgressing the "dogs must be carried" rule.
CM
Yep, I agree, the fact that you know all the tricks and techniques they've been taught, and that it's pretty easy to predict their script, does make it quite a fun game!
One that's got me recently is the fact that so many telesales functions have been outsourced to India. The poor buggers who do this job really haven't got a clue - a lot of them just read through a script blindly. Hence, I've had a recent call which went along the lines of:
Indian telesales: Hello sir, this is Robert, please can I speak to the owner of the house.
Me: No you can't I'm afraid, they're all dead. There was a horrible accident last week, I'm surprised you haven't heard about it on the news.
Indian telesales: In that case, I have an excellent financial deal just for you.
Me: Ah, I see, erm what company are you calling from ?
Indian telesales: I'm calling from . We have an excellent financial package that you must hear about.
Me: You're calling from an Indian call centre aren't you?
Indian telesales: No sir, We are calling from Croydon.
Me: Oh ok, in that case, please tell me, what county is Croydon in?
Indian telesales: I am calling from , we are based in Croydon.
Me: That's wonderful, but what county is Croydon in?
Indian telesales: I have an excellent financial package for you. An adviser is in your area, and I'd just like to arrange for him to speak to you, so that you can find out how to benefit.
Me: Oh, ok. Sure, go for it. I'd love to speak to him.
Indian telesales: Excellent Sir, in which case, please can you tell me your date of birth.
Me: Ok, it's 17th March 1994.
Indian telesales: Ah, you are under 21. Is it possible to speak to the owner of the house.
Me: No, as I said,they're all dead. It was terrible. Dreadful mess. I'm the only one left here.
Indian telesales: In which case Sir, I'm afraid we cannot help you. Thank you for your time. <click>
I really hope they were recording that one for quality and training purposes. :twisted:
CM
One that's got me recently is the fact that so many telesales functions have been outsourced to India. The poor buggers who do this job really haven't got a clue - a lot of them just read through a script blindly. Hence, I've had a recent call which went along the lines of:
Indian telesales: Hello sir, this is Robert, please can I speak to the owner of the house.
Me: No you can't I'm afraid, they're all dead. There was a horrible accident last week, I'm surprised you haven't heard about it on the news.
Indian telesales: In that case, I have an excellent financial deal just for you.
Me: Ah, I see, erm what company are you calling from ?
Indian telesales: I'm calling from . We have an excellent financial package that you must hear about.
Me: You're calling from an Indian call centre aren't you?
Indian telesales: No sir, We are calling from Croydon.
Me: Oh ok, in that case, please tell me, what county is Croydon in?
Indian telesales: I am calling from , we are based in Croydon.
Me: That's wonderful, but what county is Croydon in?
Indian telesales: I have an excellent financial package for you. An adviser is in your area, and I'd just like to arrange for him to speak to you, so that you can find out how to benefit.
Me: Oh, ok. Sure, go for it. I'd love to speak to him.
Indian telesales: Excellent Sir, in which case, please can you tell me your date of birth.
Me: Ok, it's 17th March 1994.
Indian telesales: Ah, you are under 21. Is it possible to speak to the owner of the house.
Me: No, as I said,they're all dead. It was terrible. Dreadful mess. I'm the only one left here.
Indian telesales: In which case Sir, I'm afraid we cannot help you. Thank you for your time. <click>
I really hope they were recording that one for quality and training purposes. :twisted:
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Just for the record, I work in sales too, and I think it's a wonderful, very worthwhile profession, which I'm very proud to be a part of!
I think it's because of that fact that unimaginative, pushy salespeople really annoy me, as they give selling a bad name - sales is about listening, thinking on your feet and problem solving, not trying to batter your prospect down until they say yes just to get rid of you!
A lot of the problem I think is due to people not being trained properly - I always feel a bit sorry for telesales people who clearly haven't got a clue, as I know they've just spent half the day being sworn at by people they've called up.
Hence my scheme to find nicer, more entertaining (if slightly warped) ways to discourage the overly persistent, rather than just being rude !
CM
I think it's because of that fact that unimaginative, pushy salespeople really annoy me, as they give selling a bad name - sales is about listening, thinking on your feet and problem solving, not trying to batter your prospect down until they say yes just to get rid of you!
A lot of the problem I think is due to people not being trained properly - I always feel a bit sorry for telesales people who clearly haven't got a clue, as I know they've just spent half the day being sworn at by people they've called up.
Hence my scheme to find nicer, more entertaining (if slightly warped) ways to discourage the overly persistent, rather than just being rude !
CM
