Just wondering if anyone has any positive experience of contact ad sites (free or paid for) other than the wonderful free service on here, especially as a single male.
When I was in a couple we advertised on a little, and had some limited success, but quite a lot of time wasting - just wondering what anyone else's experiences have been, and are there any sites that come recommended?
CM
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ChairmanMiaow
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And we don't seem to get Jehovas witnesses anymore since I shook the faith of two of them that called about 3 years ago.
I've NEVER had the pleasure of being engaged by a Jehovah's Witness - the closest they've come is sheepishly handing me a copy ""Watchtower" and leaving. Maybe they just can't handle the idea of someone being really enthusiastic to talk to them ?
To deal with double glazing sales people, if you've got the time, one way might be to insist that you don't want double glazing because you'll have to pay more window tax when the next government comes into power, as it's part of their secret unspoken manifesto. If you're persistent enough, and start quoting historical examples, they should get the message.
More and more, we get interrupted in our daily activities by people wanting "5 minutes of our time" so that they can change our lives in some wonderful way. I don't mind this as a rule, after all they do have to make a living, but a lot of them REALLY don't know how to take "No Thank You" for an answer!
Often, you feel that the only way to get rid of them is just to be rude and walk off. But this doesn't benefit anyone - it always leaves me feeling bad, and I'm sure it probably doesn't help them either.
Soooo, the alternative I've thought of is coming up with ready-made objections that they just have no answer to. Here's a couple I've used successfully to start the ball rolling:
1. To those people who stop you in the street to get you to direct debit money to a charity every month - "I'd love to, but unfortunately I'm banned from having a bank account" (Used this 3 times, and they're always far too embarrassed to ask why)
2. To door-to-door "change your energy supplier" sales people - "No thank you, we make all our own electricity here". I was waiting for him to ask how so I could start getting creative, but he just looked a bit crestfallen, said thank you and left.
Often, you feel that the only way to get rid of them is just to be rude and walk off. But this doesn't benefit anyone - it always leaves me feeling bad, and I'm sure it probably doesn't help them either.
Soooo, the alternative I've thought of is coming up with ready-made objections that they just have no answer to. Here's a couple I've used successfully to start the ball rolling:
1. To those people who stop you in the street to get you to direct debit money to a charity every month - "I'd love to, but unfortunately I'm banned from having a bank account" (Used this 3 times, and they're always far too embarrassed to ask why)
2. To door-to-door "change your energy supplier" sales people - "No thank you, we make all our own electricity here". I was waiting for him to ask how so I could start getting creative, but he just looked a bit crestfallen, said thank you and left.
Really couldn't choose between them -
I love the power you have over someone when you give oral sex, the way you can get such a great reaction just by making the tiniest variations of what you're doing.
However that said, a good blowjob ALWAYS makes you feel like a king
And 69, although it's not as focussed, just has such a great feeling of out-and-out porn star muckiness about it !
On the subject of oral sex, a month ago I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years, who - and I've no idea why I let this happen - didn't 'do' blowjobs (quite bloody happy to receive oral though) - I got an average of less than one a year.
I've had my karmic reward now though - just spent the most amazing 18 hours of my life in a hotel room with an absolutely wonderful girl I met last week, and got more oral sex than I think I've had in the last decade ! :thrilled: Unfortunately she normally lives on the other side of the world :cry: Oh well, better get saving up for a plane ticket.
I've seen the error of my ways now, for putting up with that for so long - refusal to reciprocate in oral sex is cruel and unusal punishment, and should be explicitly banned in the Geneva Convention!
I love the power you have over someone when you give oral sex, the way you can get such a great reaction just by making the tiniest variations of what you're doing.
However that said, a good blowjob ALWAYS makes you feel like a king
And 69, although it's not as focussed, just has such a great feeling of out-and-out porn star muckiness about it !
On the subject of oral sex, a month ago I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years, who - and I've no idea why I let this happen - didn't 'do' blowjobs (quite bloody happy to receive oral though) - I got an average of less than one a year.
I've had my karmic reward now though - just spent the most amazing 18 hours of my life in a hotel room with an absolutely wonderful girl I met last week, and got more oral sex than I think I've had in the last decade ! :thrilled: Unfortunately she normally lives on the other side of the world :cry: Oh well, better get saving up for a plane ticket.
I've seen the error of my ways now, for putting up with that for so long - refusal to reciprocate in oral sex is cruel and unusal punishment, and should be explicitly banned in the Geneva Convention!
I once read a quote that said "With a prostitute, you're paying for what you DON'T get", which I think is pretty true - it's a financial transaction, if you're lucky you get what you paid for, but there's no requirement for any kind of involvement or commitment other than the fee.
I'd imagine that most people who indulge in recreational sex expect at least some kind of effort to be made before and after- I've noticed a lot of people on this board say that swinging is primarily about friendship.
I'd imagine that most people who indulge in recreational sex expect at least some kind of effort to be made before and after- I've noticed a lot of people on this board say that swinging is primarily about friendship.
Someone (male, not gay and very disapproving of anything 'deviant') that I shared a house with used to wear thongs. How do I know this?
- Once at the dinner table with all my other housemates, he started complaining about how difficult it was to get nice mens underwear. When someone asked what was wrong with Calvin Kleins etc, he boldy stated his shared preference in underwear with Peter Stringfellow. Dinner was pretty silent after that.
- To get the shower, we had to go through his room in the morning and he used to leave the discarded ones all over the floor :shock:
- Once at the dinner table with all my other housemates, he started complaining about how difficult it was to get nice mens underwear. When someone asked what was wrong with Calvin Kleins etc, he boldy stated his shared preference in underwear with Peter Stringfellow. Dinner was pretty silent after that.
- To get the shower, we had to go through his room in the morning and he used to leave the discarded ones all over the floor :shock:
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I've found most of the porn I've seen to be quite annoying, I keep wishing the camera was pointing elsewhere, or getting annoyed when the director cuts away from a good shot.
Generally, I want to see much more of girl's faces, much less of repetitive close-ups, and I can't stand the 'cut away to the gruesomely contorted guy's face as he comes'. If I wanted to wank over guys looking like they bit into a lemon I'd... um, actually I have no idea what I would do, but suffice to say I don't!
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I think the phrase for the annoying type of porn that you're describing is "skillfully animated butcher's shop window". :shock:
Masturbation is a good thing: because doing it regularly reduces a man's risk of getting prostate cancer quite a bit. It's also got a lot of psychological benefits.
Masturbation is a bad thing : when driving or operating heavy machinery. And DON'T do it against a belt sander - some guy used to make a habit of it, but one day lost his concentration and it ripped one of his testicles clean off. He then tried to repair the wound using a nearby stapler, and only sought medical attention after his scrotum had swollen to the size of a football a few days later.
I can imagine the scene in the workshop later that fateful day - "Hey Hank, what's the dog got over there ?"
CM
Masturbation is a bad thing : when driving or operating heavy machinery. And DON'T do it against a belt sander - some guy used to make a habit of it, but one day lost his concentration and it ripped one of his testicles clean off. He then tried to repair the wound using a nearby stapler, and only sought medical attention after his scrotum had swollen to the size of a football a few days later.
I can imagine the scene in the workshop later that fateful day - "Hey Hank, what's the dog got over there ?"
CM
I must say, I've been a little intrigued by this...
A lot of the ads state that they are only interested in people with greater than 8 inches.
That makes up less than 1% of the male population (and an even smaller % of the female population, I would hope ).
As soon as you multiply that by some of the other requirements such as black men only, must be between 25-35 etc, make allowances for that fact that you won't find EVERYONE who fits into your definition attractive (although I may be wrong here - perhaps these criteria are all the advertisers care about ? ), and the geographical spread of the advertisers, you're restricted to a fraction of a percent of the population.
Even if the readership of the ads is 50,000 men, the advertisers are probably going to find very few people who fit the bill...
Which means one of three things:
(a.) These 'demanding' advertisers get hardly any suitable responses (in which case you'd think they'd probably loosen up their demands a little)
(b.) The advertisers aren't quite as fussy as they make out,
or
(c.) There are 10 men somewhere in the country who are getting an AWFUL lot of action...
CM
A lot of the ads state that they are only interested in people with greater than 8 inches.
That makes up less than 1% of the male population (and an even smaller % of the female population, I would hope
). As soon as you multiply that by some of the other requirements such as black men only, must be between 25-35 etc, make allowances for that fact that you won't find EVERYONE who fits into your definition attractive (although I may be wrong here - perhaps these criteria are all the advertisers care about ? ), and the geographical spread of the advertisers, you're restricted to a fraction of a percent of the population.
Even if the readership of the ads is 50,000 men, the advertisers are probably going to find very few people who fit the bill...
Which means one of three things:
(a.) These 'demanding' advertisers get hardly any suitable responses (in which case you'd think they'd probably loosen up their demands a little)
(b.) The advertisers aren't quite as fussy as they make out,
or
(c.) There are 10 men somewhere in the country who are getting an AWFUL lot of action...
CM
As I'm new here, I'd like to check what the accepted rules are regarding PM'ing people in the forum. I know that you need to ask permission in IRC, and was wondering if similar rules apply here? It's common sense that it's impolite to start propositioning people at random, but do you need to ask before chatting to people in PM?
Apologies if I'm asking something that's answered in a FAQ somewhere, I did have a hunt around, honest
Apologies if I'm asking something that's answered in a FAQ somewhere, I did have a hunt around, honest
9 - finally sworn off relationships after being stuck in them since I was 14, so might finally make it into double figures - yay
Re Peter Stringfellow, I loved Jonathon Ross's comment on him. Something along the lines of "What's the point of having so many partners? How does sex get better after number 1000? Do you find a new hole or something ?"
While I'm on that subject, what is it with Peter Stringfellow? Every girl I know thinks he's the most revolting man on earth! Who are all these girls that he manages to convince otherwise ?
My theory is that he's a cautionary tale to young ladies on the dangers of intoxication.
Re Peter Stringfellow, I loved Jonathon Ross's comment on him. Something along the lines of "What's the point of having so many partners? How does sex get better after number 1000? Do you find a new hole or something ?"
While I'm on that subject, what is it with Peter Stringfellow? Every girl I know thinks he's the most revolting man on earth! Who are all these girls that he manages to convince otherwise ?
My theory is that he's a cautionary tale to young ladies on the dangers of intoxication.
Having sex in the toilets of a club is quite fun, especially when people are outside and can tell exactly what's going on
Severe risk of bouncer intervention though - a friend of mine used to work in a club where they'd watch couples going in to the ladies together on CCTV, then give them a few minutes to get going before barging in! Cruel or what ?
Severe risk of bouncer intervention though - a friend of mine used to work in a club where they'd watch couples going in to the ladies together on CCTV, then give them a few minutes to get going before barging in! Cruel or what ?
