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ChairmanMiaow
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Yep, SmokeCloak - they use them in a lot of shops. The only problem with those is when they go off accidently, they're a nightmare to clear up - the smoke leaves a thin grey film over everything.
Not half as messy as a big dog with large teeth going off accidently though biggrin
Thanks for the greetings everyone - I feel welcome already smile
Elizabeth - I can stop the washing machine and grab something out of it to put on, if that would help biggrin
CM
Personally, a lot of the younger (late teens - late twenties) girls that I know are still very insecure about themselves and especially their bodies (I'm sure that probably goes for guys as well). Women who are 30 or over often seem more confident and "this is who i am, accept it" about themselves, which
(a.) is much sexier.
and
(b.) means they are more likely to 'let go' in bed, as they're not fretting about what their partner thinks of the way they look in quite the same way.
There's also the factor of unexplored territory - most young guys have had relationships with teens / twenties girls fairly recently, whereas 30+ women still possess the lure of the unknown. Plus women's sex drive is supposed to increase as they get over 30 smile
Thanks smile
I've always wanted to own a cat called Chairman Miaow, but seeing as I'm going to be stuck in un-pet friendly rented accomodation for a while, looks like an Avatar will have to do! Oh well, at least there's no poo to clean up this way. :shock:
I wonder if you'd get into trouble for accidently hooking up the Halon fire suppression system to the burglar alarm in the server room ? :twisted:
Recently, a Somerset musician had a Special Branch officer turn up to interview him at his place of work, after he accidently texted the lyrics of the Clash song Tommy Gun to a wrong number. (the text read "How about this for Tommy Gun? OK - SO LET'S AGREE ABOUT THE PRICE AND MAKE IT ONE JET AIRLINER FOR TEN PRISONERS").
If the police (a Special Branch officer no less, a pretty expensive and you would hope highly trained resource) can show such a lack of judgement - a simple Google search would have answered his question - shouldn't you be a little concerned about them having access to a wealth of collated, indexed and cross-referenced information about your sexual proclivities?
Add to this the current government's love of information sharing "for your convenience" (cf. current government proposals to make your medical records automatically available to social services without you asking for it, which the GMC are quite rightly fighting tooth and claw against), which means that more likely than not, a handy summary of your month's activities will pop up on the desktop of your local social worker in the not too distant future...
CM
If you've got caller ID and telesales calls always come up as "number withheld", next time it happens, when you pick up the phone say "Hi is John there", and insist that you've just dialled them. It really puts them off their stride, they completely forget their script 9 times out of 10 biggrin
CM