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Cheshuntbloke

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Straight Male, 55

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13 Nov 2004

Jezz

banghead

:censored: u really need to see your doctor and get that chip removed off your shoulder lol lol

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With continued posts like this is it any wonder you're not getting any response? Why would peeps look at your profile and respond?
Why not chill out have a drinkies

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or 3 and get some good old fashioned posts around the forums and cafe and get to know folks??
Age doesn't come into it my friend, for the past 2 Friday's I've had some great dogging fun with couples in their 40's and 50's, so they do play and they are active. Change your outlook on life and you just may find that you to are lucky. :thumbup:

12 Nov 2004

Hi mate and :welcome: to the :swingingchair: site.
Sorry to burst yer bubble so soon but I doubt it's going to happen for you :cry:
With all the best will in the world and with all due respect m8 you've only joined today, made all of one post yet you're looking for a meet 2nite?
The best thing to do is to take a bit of time, chill out, have a drinkies

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or 3, and get yourself known to those using the site. Take a look around and look at how others have posted and also how some t**ts have acted and learn from the others.
This isn't a post and f**k me site and there's some here that will tell you so in no uncertain terms.
Hope you don't mind my response and I hope you have fun :thumbup:

12 Nov 2004

What with it all kicking off in the Cafe over that gooners bloke we've let this slip. Anyway back to the top it goes.
P.S Of course he had a screw lose I mean gooners?!?!? FFS!!! lol

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Says it all about him really lol wink

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10 Nov 2004

Yep have agree with IP - after a heavy night out drink 2 to 3 pints of water before going to bed, then just make sure there's nothing in your way for a quick dash to the loo in the morning and you'll be fine wink

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Also tried those RU21 tablets susposedly developed by the Russians to stop the excesses of vokda drinking but they're a pure waste of money and effort didn't do a thing for me.
Of course could always try a full greasy fry up - bacon, sausage, black pudd, beans, fried eggs, fried bread umm lovely.

10 Nov 2004

Fun 4 Two that's where lol

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it's a swinging club in Amsterdam m8 wink

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10 Nov 2004

Things that go ................................................. BUMP in the night

10 Nov 2004

With all due respect and I'm not trying to start a duel

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or a :sparring: but you registered on the 4th Nov less than a week ago!
Over a period of time you'll get to know that the vast majority of peeps on here are 100% genuine and honest, yes since Stan the prick got caught by The Scum then those of us into dogging have become more parinoid for the very reasons you mention: boy f***ing racers, journalists and the main beam bridage to name but a few.
Chill out, relax have a drinkies

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and get to know folks on here, not necessarily through this site but there's plenty of other methods to chat to folks once you've made contact from here.
That way you'll get to know who's legit and who's after some trouble.
This certainly ain't a join, post, then fuck site ............ like some of the other regulars have said time and again you've gotta serve your time and get yourself noticed.
We're all newbies once and we all make errors in our lives but just take a look around the site first then you'll find that you'll enjoy the experience a lot more.
Anyway this will be my last post on this thread (unless you diss me biggrin

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) so I hope you find the fun you're looking for and that's it's in a safe environment. :thumbup:

10 Nov 2004

I've been watching this tread for the past few days and yes the subject of mentioning locations has always been a sticky subject and those peeps who've been on this site long enough will have seen plenty of threads discussing the pros and cons of naming specific sites in threads.
But FFS this thread even mentioned a specific time for gods sake!!! :doh: banghead

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If it had just been left at a place then ok still not perfect in an ideal world but at least anyone looking at this thread would have NO idea what time the action was taking place.
Christ I for one wouldn't have bothered turning up but seeing as a time was given out well there's no reason for me NOT to turn up is there?
This is a really good site at the end of the day and there's things like PM's for giving out more specific details.
Why not chill out from eagerly trying to fix a meeting up and take a look around the other threads and posts on here and learn from others, that's what I've been doing since I joined.
Take on board what others have said and how others have f**ked up, I'm sure you'll find it a more pleasureable experience for you all involved. :thumbup: smile

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Think about it, at the end of the day it's your safety.
Here endth my little rant ...................... god this sounds like a rant from an old man :upset: :cry:

9 Nov 2004

Hi,
The post is practically the same as every other bloke's on here. So if you were a couple or a fem reading this why should they choose you based on your post?
Remember there's far far more blokes looking for the same as you than there are couples and fems looking for blokes, so really need to get yourself known and be descriptive in your posts.
Just my 2 pennies worth and I hope you find what you're looking for :thumbup:

9 Nov 2004

Bump, coz obviously some peeps just can't read wink

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8 Nov 2004

Well recently I've watched a young couple have fun in a souped up car and it looked as though they'd used some sort of blue film in the interior light, so you could actually see plenty of action but it wasn't so bright that ever bugger could see for miles about.
The blue also helped to show up the important white bits. biggrin

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8 Nov 2004

Might be worth checking with the peeps you want to pic first.
Been to the l***s in WGC plenty of times and seen the male of a couple snapping away whilst the blokes there are having fun with theiri wife.
I suppose it could depend on where you go as a location full of little herberts in their modified cars munching on McDonalds may object and give a load of abuse whereas a location with true doggers may be more forthcoming and open to the suggestion.
Anyway hope you have fun and get loads of snaps, could share them with us perhaps? :thumbup:

8 Nov 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove:

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Just what I was thinking wink

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7 Nov 2004

banghead

:doh: Sigh :banghead: :doh:
Good luck pal...........you'll need it, can just picture all the lovely ladies kicking your door down to take you up on your offer. rotflmao

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7 Nov 2004

Hi m8 I stayed there in July and there's a huge series of sand dunes to the north of the island not that far from Corralejo town which is a National Nature Reserve, there's plenty of spaces there to have fun with others. wink

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Depending on the hotel you're staying at there may be free buses running there, I stayed at the Atlantis Palace and they ran a bus there in the morning at about 10ish and picked up again at about 3ish.
Hope you have fun :wink: smile

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7 Nov 2004

A few more from the collection:
I'll make love to you - Boyz II Men
Bump n Grind - R Kelly
I like the crotch on you - R Kelly (hopefully before he got caught with the video tape lol

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I'm not feeling you - Yvette Michelle (well it is cold love sat in car park, at night, in winter, waiting for some fun :wink: )
Closer than close - Rosie Gaines (dedicated to the members of the MBB that park way tooo close)

7 Nov 2004

Rick, if you'll allow me I would like to make an observation seeing as you're obviously so bored and perhaps maybe frustrated at the lack of any action? wink

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You've been registered on this site for a week and posted 11 times of which 4 of those are on this bored theme alone. banghead

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I've been around and lurking behind the scenes for a number of months watching and seeing how this site works and working out what it takes to be successful in meeting up with fems and couples.
One thing I have noticed is that this site is not a place a post and your guarnateed a fuck site, there's plenty of escort or massage sites for that.
Coupled with this is the fact that there are probably 4 blokes to every fem and couple on this site so it's bound to be difficult to have that point of difference over the other guys looking for the same thing as you.
From what I've observed this site is about getting yourself known to one and all and being more articulate in describing yourself and what you're looking for.
Consider also how many fems or couples would be happy to meet a person for the first time and I quote "in the comfort of his own home"?
As for the age thing, personally, I don't think that comes into it at all, from personal experience over the past 2 weekends I've been lucky enough to find some dogging fun with some couples over the 45 age group bracket at the well known location at WGC.
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So being 50 doesn't come into it, infact the older they are the more fun they seem to get up to :wink:
I hope you don't think I'm having a go but perhaps you are expecting too much too soon.
Anyway I hope you find what your looking for and have fun like most of us here, all the best :thumbup:

6 Nov 2004

Just thought of another.........Steamy windows - Tina Turner.
I'll just go get my coat and leave it to the rest of you lol

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6 Nov 2004

How's about ...... Lay your hands on me by Bon Jovi?

5 Nov 2004

PMSL Andy that's exactly what I was thinking

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:rotflmao: :rotflmao :laughabove: :laughabove: :

5 Nov 2004

Jezzz no need to shout about something that is highly unlikely to happen, just read some of the other posts.
Why are you so different to the other 3,000 or so blokes looking for the same? banghead

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5 Nov 2004

Well I'm sure there'll be some fantastic firework shows tonight & tomorrow and I reckon there'll be some cracking waves at Fistral Beach wink

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I'm no master poster on this site but perhaps some more specifics in what you're looking for and more info about you may help your ad get the replys you're looking for.
Just trying to help a fellow bloke biggrin

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5 Nov 2004

Spot on Blue their other posts have confirmed this, so I think they're due the award of WBB's quite apt pop my cherry award.

4 Nov 2004

If you can hang on and wait til you'll be able to watch the Toon play Dinamo Tbilisi and Middlesbrough will kick off at against Lazio. That's plenty happening in the N East 2nite!! wink

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Soz m8 but I think your post asked for that lol biggrin

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Like you I've not posted much on here, but from reading the other posts on here, even I know that you do need to be specific in what you're looking for and be prepared to put some time and effect into it.
Meets just don't happen straight away.
Soz to be so blunt but better you know upfront.
Anyway if you're not after the footie hope you strike lucky

4 Nov 2004

M8 if you look to the left of your post there's a heading called "In the spotlight" where you'll also find a link to ......................... yep dogging sites.
It's as easy as that. SH make it as easy as possible for us all to have fun wink

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24 Sep 2004

Just a quick thanks to the sexy and horny lady in the Ford Estate at the watery area near WGC.
A very enjoyable experience at the end of a v v cold night, apologies for the cold hands and nose wink

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If you're ever around the area again drop me a PM.
Kardiff
PS hope your partner liked the pics hump

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18 Jul 2004

Hi guys,
just sent you PM with location wink

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Hope you have fun biggrin

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26 Jun 2004

Hi,
You have a PM wink

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26 Jun 2004

Ad 108991 is the T-Mobile scam back advertising again, it's been reported to mods.
Any couples or females in Herts interested in some fun? Then PM me for some excitement then. wink

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28 May 2004

Hi,
You have a PM.
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