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Cheshuntbloke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Hi and :welcome: here's a link to a previous thread concerning hints and tips:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Locations can be found in the Spotlight menu to the left. Best bet is to post away and get yourself known around the site and in the Cafe.
Have fun and be lucky wink :thumbup:
A quick bit of advice mate, unless you add more details about yourself and what exactly you're looking for when it comes to chatting you could well find your thread hijacked along the lines of:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27498.html
Which of course I participated in!! wink lol
Agree with steveg_nw you should report all these "women" to the mods and get them thrown off the site pronto!!
I'm sure there may be some folks, unlike yourself, who will go through with spending the cash in the hope of getting a meet or more when there's bugger all chance of this happening.
You notice the red advertising signs round the ground as the match finished?
It was for the Madrid 2012 Olympic bid...................ummmm me thinks that may have helped the London, Paris and NY bids.
The thing is UEFA or the national FA's will never do anything to sort out racisum (SP? confused ) they never have. Their only interest, if you can call it that, is hooligans.
Years ago look how much grief John Barnes had whilst playing for both England and Liverpool - enough bananas thrown at him to keep Tesco going for weeks!!
Did UEFA or the FA do anything about it?? Did they f*ck!!!
Hooligans on the other hand are more visual if you like and therefore more in the public eye thanks to the press and TV and so the authorities act in order to keep their "important" sponsors happy.
Which sure a hell doesn't make it right. They really do need to act about and do something now!!
Sigh rolleyes :roll:
Ho hum another eloquent 2 line post along the lines of "wanna fuck tonight" as a single bloke when will the rest of us ever learn???
It's getting tiresome now, no wonder singles are, in the vast number of cases are looked upon as lower than dog turd in the social pecking order.
Why not take some time and look around the site first? That way you'll see what works and what doesn't when it comes to being successful here. There's plenty of helpful links and posts to help you along.
At the end of the day mate there's roughly 8 blokes for every fem or couple in this place so it ain't going to happen tonight anyway, so good luck for your future meets :thumbup:
Don't worry I've not sent you a PM. LOL lol rotflmao
Is it me or has the PM system broken down?????? Can't understand why you wouldn't know you've had a pm without the need for posting it as well??
Mind you it might be me can't get these computer bobby things to work wink :doh: dunno
Forget the ref just what the f**k is that arse Rooney on tonight? Acting his usual petulant self.
Don't get me onto that throwing the black armband on the floor either..................so much for respect.
Coming for to carry me home .....................
So you're willing to try anything once eh? Where's Blue when you need her?
My response pretty similar to thedukeried and Blue ie I wasn't aware there were rules on which side to approach first.
Nearly every time I've seen any couples or action at my local site it's always been the woman's window that's been open and ultimately it's been her decision whether there'll be any further participation.
It would seem that there's no uniformal hard and fast rules so it's nigh on impossible for everyone to get it right all of the time. Gawd another thread to confuse the f**k out of single blokes dogging :doh: lol lol
Yeh let's chat, how's that new home for the Swans coming on? They finished it yet?
Me thinks this ain't the type of chat they were after, but the ad didn't specify so we'll all hijack it anyway :haha: wink
Bless and it was they're first post as well must think this is full of loons ............... and how right they'd be :silly: :silly: :wink:
Ummm persistant if nothing else 3 posts on the same subject matter in just over 4 hours.
Good luck :thumbup:
Hi,
Herts is far from being empty you just need to see what happens at that well known location by the side of the A1M (near to but NOT Hatfield wink ) during the evenings to see Herts is very much live and kicking.
Perhaps if your ad and/or profile had more details then couples and fems would have more info to go on before deciding to chat or meet up. Flip it round would you make contact on the basis of your ad?
Herts is still lively, granted it's not as swinging as those lot up in the North West!! :wink: lol but there's still fun to be had.
Have fun :thumbup:
Hi and :welcome:
The attached is a thread over in the Let's meet up forum:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Which might give you some help and advice, from past experience things won't happen over night so as Serendipity said pull up a chair, have a few drinkies then get yourself known round the forums and cafe.
Hope things work out and all the best :thumbup:
Me neither however zurich labs .com advertises some sort of water shedding other fat loss products :shock:
Mate from what I read I think she's left here thanks to a number of threads about being followed etc.
Maybe wrong though but here's a few of her postings:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26887.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27141.html
Ok in response.
Mr Sandy I quote the last sentence in YOUR very first quote on this subject:
"and do have contact with a couple in their fifties, who love lots of fun without the need for an 8" cock. :P So where are all you OAP's"
It was YOU sir that mentioned those in your 50's as being old. So I merely continued the thread and pattered that had been established from the outset.
FFS Sandy and Halyard I'm agreeing with your views and expressed so during the course of my posts.
My only exception and where I took issue was the tone of the posts. For the simple reason that if a single or a couple within your age group were reading your posts they would see a lot of negativity. By taking a look at the hundreds of posts on this site will show how many of those with negative tones get a reponse versus those with a more upbeat content?
Why are peeps so quick to jump on the bang wagon and jump on one word of a post without reading the whole thing? They'd then realise that perhaps the posters are infact in unison with them.
Give it a bit of time my friend and I'm sure you'll get some answers.
You first raised the question this morning so perhaps all of Oxfordshire have been at work today and you'll be flooded with responses tonight when they log on wink
Hi,
As well as Time Out you might want to pick up Friday's Evening Standard when you arrive in the old smoke.
It'll have a Metrolife pullout which lists the better pubs,clubs, bars, restaurants, gigs etc.
As the aucthor of the apparently "offending" comment It was, as correctly assumed by Mike N, that it WAS aimmed at Sandys posts and if you read my post in full it goes on to explain that I actually supported the argument that older swingers and the fact that they appear to have more fun.
It wasn't intended as any sort of "I've had fun and you haven't" antaganistic approach at all!!!!
It was innocently intended more of a yes there are some oldies having fun and they are out there. IMHO the posts from Sandy seemed to be a whinging attempt at he was missing out - not the case at all.
So settle down Halyard and read the posts throughly first ok? FFS guys.
** Mods**
Any chance you lock this thread please to save any further problematic posts? Thanks.
It's the pub by Twickenham train station isn't it? Strange place for some doggin' action though wink lol
Hi M18bul and :welcome: to the site, if you check below I've just bumped up a previous thread that the bi curious man himself started off. There's some really good advice in there to help you get started.
Have fun hump :thumbup:
Hi guys I've been on this site for a while and enjoy reading the forums and would like to offer the following help if you'll allow me?
Try not to post exact locations next time, I know you're new to the site but how many tossers and time wasters are likely to turn up at this location now that you've given out specifics?
It's more for your own safety than anything else, why not edit the post to remove the specific details and send the details via PM? At least then it's not on open view for every tom dick & harry to turn up and spoil your fun.
Anyway have fun :thumbup: and happy :swingingchair:
FFS :fuckinghell: banghead :censored: Mel's trying to offer you some advice, so why not listen to what's being said?
This sure as hell ain't a post and fuck me the same day site, if that's what you're looking for then may I suggest an escort or massage site for your needs?
If you are after what this site can offer then pull up a chair, chill out, have a drinkies or 2, get yourself known and you may end up getting the fun you're looking for.
If, as you say, you've read the other forums you'll already know that there's approx 8 blokes for every fem and couple looking for fun, so you HAVE to take your time and get yourself known.
Trust me eventually you'll get what you're looking for from this site, but it sure ain't going to be straight way.
Have fun anyway :thumbup:
Does recently divorced 5'6" medium build know that you're looking for them wink rotflmao :rotflmao:
Sorry just couldn't resist it at this time of a long day :wink: