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Chief_Kaiser
2 months ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · Gloucestershire

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This is a true story
A couple of weeks ago I was driving in Cardiff and stopped to allow a mini to pass parked cars. As it approached, I could see two good looking young women in the front and as they drew level with me the driver wound down her window and passed over a piece of paper on which was written the message "Call me" with her number.
I did send a couple of flirty texts to which she responded, but as Cardiff is a bit far way I ddin't take things any further.
Quote by Lissa
and – please do not call the ambulance service if you see 200 people fighting on Fulham Broadway on Friday night. We are not remotely interested, and will not become interested until the police arrive. The police have guns, batons and CS gas, and can deal with a large fight a lot better than two female LAS personnel who are five feet nothing and jointly weigh 12 stone, and are only armed with rubber gloves and a frothy cappuccino from the Wild Bean Cafe. Please ring the police first – we’ll pop along a bit later. Honestly. We will.
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Sounds just like last night!
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You know where I am if you need a referee/timekeeper/anything

Planning a boxing match twin?
The cold drives the knobheads home to a warm bed and leaves the genuine doggers fre to enjoy themselves.
There was some fun to be had out and about on Saturday night, so you don't have to rely on pre arranged meets, just get out there and look for it!
It would be great if you could keep me in the loop too!
Honest genuine and been around a bit!
There's any number of single blokes up for it owenb, just needs some couples as well!
There's any number of single blokes up for it owenb, just needs some couples as well!
Hello, please put my name down for this and hopefully the date will be good for me. (ie no Chelsea game that day)
A Mitsubishi Colt 1400 with double gear ratios (power and economy), always used power. Went to germany in it and got 120mph on the Autobahn, but it was never the same after that.
A Mitsubishi Colt 1400 with double gear ratios (power and economy), always used power. Went to germany in it and got 120mph on the Autobahn, but it was never the same after that.
A Rover 214 EFi VDP, metallic green, all electric windoes and sunroof £500 ono, oh hang on, I thought I was still on the trade-It website!
I remember it well as after the young lady wore me out she decided to try the gear lever for size, which was fine whilst it was in neutral, but she became stuck whn the lever shifted into first and we spent an agonising twenty minutes trying to decide wether to call the fire brigade until she finally managed to wriggle free!
Always liked the Big Black album, "Songs about Fucking". Unfortunately not many of the tracks seem to be about sex, except "He's a whore"
at last, a thread on a topic very close to my heart and a very real problem for me. Anyone wish to donate some spare cans to me?
Well it seems I missed a good night, but at the time the lure of an FA Cup semi final was too great. however, after the result and taking five hours to get home on a coach where the driver didn't know his North from South I think I made the wrong choice.
See you all next time.
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Whats the radio frequency? I might as well listen in...my tv is on the blink and I need somthing in the background to help me concentrate whilst trying to keep order in the chat rooms!

1053 or1089am, or its on DAB, freeview channel723 and probablysky as well
James Whale on talksport is apparently discussing swinging on his show tonight at 10pm. He usually hosts interesting and lively debates on his programme, so could be worth a listen and it's a phone in so why not contribute?
Sorry for lowering the tone, but-
Blue is the colour
football is the game
We're all together
and winning is our aim
so cheer us on through the sun and rain
cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name
Quote by susan6912000
when I met you, you were to young
to hang aound where the big kids hung
to swing and dance, where the swingers swung
but your ready now
your ready now

Excellent version of that done by Slaughter and the Dogs
Heard this again this morning and this line always struck a chord with me, from 'Badman' by Cockney Rejects
" You even paid your gambling debts out of the gas money, Youre a bad Man"