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Chief_Kaiser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Gloucestershire

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I was watching Chelsea sad
As for the semi-final? I cane see two goalless draws and penalties
Quote by benrums0n
Ive been a banker all my life.
Until I was about 30 i don't think I ever noticed a woman at work finding me attractive.
Then suddenly I was promoted to an executive position and had all sorts of propositions. May be it was just my self esteem rising. I can only offer my experience not an explanation.
From my own perspective Ive always found people who are happy in themselves incredibly attractive but when I was in long term "committed" relationships I had the dignity not to act on those feelings.
I have to admit a pretty woman in a nice uniform did and does give me a thrill.

Are you trying to tell us you fancy Delia?
Sounds like a great idea to me!
I can just go for a drive around the housing estates and look for cars parked on the drive who have left thier sticker on and knock on the door asking to play!
Or if I see one driving around town I can follow them to the shops/pub/mother-in-laws and expect some action!
I went on a meet with a lady a few months ago, and didn't feel quite right about her, but went with it anyway. Because I had a nagging doubt in the back of my mind, I didn't perform as I would have liked and it later turned out she wasn't the person she said she was and I was lucky not to have been caused a lot of problems from her, so I wish I had gone with my instincts.
By the way, it was no one from here biggrin
Quote by Catcorb
She didn't want to do any more cooking books or programs, but Norwich City FC are skint so she bodged this stuff up for some money for the football team.

She should just let them get relegated rather than ruin her reputation.
Delia virtually taught me to cook and I have to say I have become quite good at it, but all this stuff now.... I mean tinned mince???? Has anyone ever tried eating that stuff? And how is it any easier than the fresh stuff?
Yeah the Sweeney was the greatest.
I even went a long way out of my way to buy a mark one Granada several years later just because of that programme!
Only trouble was is was an unreliable heap of shit, God knows how they ever caught anyone in one.
I sometimes talked to my ex during sex, but only if there was a phone handy!
Oh the old ones are the best!
Milton Keynes (Keens)
Somerford Keynes (Kanes)
Ok probably doesn't mean anything to anyone outside Gloucestershire, (Glostershire)
Quote by Lost
As a child I remember my Mom having a go at my Dad when he was driving through towns and a pretty woman caught his eye and his gaze automatically followed her legs, ass, face - whatever. I can remember my Dad colouring up and being evasive about it. It always ended up in a row of some description.
We however actvely tell each other what we like or don't. One of us spots a person and says mmm like the look of them etc. Too which the other would say really?? no way! or yeah well spotted ... If we both spied a person we both thought yeah! to sillyhwoar: it has been to known change the atmosphere and the conversation in the car to good/sexy/raunchy for the rest of the journey redface cool
It is a nice freedom to be able to be honest about things such as this don't you think?

So what doYourkids think of the conversation????
"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet... but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don't know." Homer Simpson
Is it just me or is there something slightly suspect about this thread?
The username redwhiteblue for me immediately conjures up images of the Union Jack and associations with right wing politics.
Then a new and hitherto unknown person using that name asks for clubs where black people go?
For all I know this couple are completely genuine and in no way racist, so forgive if if I'm being cynical or maybe I've just been on to many foreign trips watching England that I've had my perspective warped.
In addition I have thought hard about whether or not to post this as I realise it could stir up a lot of trouble, which is not my intention, I merely wish to voice my concern.
Quote by Garfield1
Does anyone else here have a speedo on there sat nav and have you notice when you doing 70 the sat nav reads 65

If your car speedo is showing 70 in reality you are probably doing nearer 65 as most speedos slightly overestimate your speed. They only have to be accurate to within 10%.
I travel the country extensively armed with only my trusty road atlas for less than a fiver and a library of A to Zs collected over time covering almost every county in Britain and not got lost yet.
I wrote a letter about three months ago to an ex,who's not on the net and I'd forgotten her number, asking if she fancied getting together for some fun.
It worked!
Hello, I don't yet know if I'll be able to make it, but was told to ask to be put on the reserve list anyway.
Thanks
Alcohol always does it for me.
Though certain lady friends tell me I have no inhibitions even when sober.
When I was a bar manager I used to sell Eisberg ( not being pedantic but that's the correct spelling). It's not bad but a little sweet for some peoples' taste
makes no difference to me. You do seem to get less tossers hanging around in the bad weather, but the genuine couples still seem to be about.
Can't tell from your posts and profile of you will be aout alone or bringing your g/f with you?
I will quite possibly be out next Saturday.
Well I had to google it 'cos I didn't have a clue what it was!
Have to say having read about it, I'm not too bothered
The Great Escape
The Italian Job
Zulu
Blade Runner (Directors Cut)
Apocalypse Now
Life of Brian
The great Rock n Roll Swindle
This is Spinal Tap