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Chief__moo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 45
Straight Female, 40

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well,
i dont miss being single even tho all my friends are, i used to get them all popping round on a friday or saturday nite trying to drag me out to the pub,
but the truth was i would rather stay in with the missus,we've been together for over 2 years and i just know she's the only girl i would ever want.
now my 'friends' hardly bother to ask me out anymore which i understand cos im always sayin no. amd they always go on about how great it is being single and stuff and im missing out on everything......
but i really dont feel that way, i feel im the luckyest man alive, i've met the perfect girl who i could not love anymore than i do and ive never been so happy even tho i have had some hard times lately.
being single is great but everyone and i mean everyone will meet that special person at one point and then nothing else matters
yeah good luck with the moddeling dude,
i keep telling little miss to try....but she dont think she's nice enuff.
iff i somehow figure out how to post some pictures of her would everyone give an honest answer? well i know most of you will......
.......just gotta figure how to post a picture, any help anybody?? please??
i must say on here is some of the best bum's i've seen and i'll agree libra yours is very perfect,but..........
even if i was'nt so bias i would say the love of my life has the best bum little miss too hot too handle.
and also some of the guys on here aint bad either
(hence why i wont put a picture of me up sad )
please dont hold me to it, but.....
i think u burn off sometthing like 250 calories having sex.
cud also imagine that a guy would lose weight getting head but doubtfull for the girl.
peace and love always
yup thanx to mark and all the mods for the top job u lot do,
and thanx to everyone at swinging heaven for making this such a great place to cum!!
so to everyone here merry christmas and a happy new year
lots of luv's,hug's,kisse's and anything else u can think of wink
from 2big and little miss hot
:happy: drinkies :beer: :rose: :thrilled: :wave2: :smug: smackbottom
lo all,
happy christmas and a merry new year to everyone here,
thanx all for being so kind and friendly.
luv from
2BIG + little miss 2 hot
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
yup that was me ^^^^^^^ redface
but one of the nicest things things she has said to me after sex was
"now u just lie back hun and watch the telly, while i spend the next hour licking and playin with your ball's"
biggrin :D :D :D :D
i know me and miss little are new round here, but
i must say it tis a shame that your leaving, both of you.
thank's for being so kind and helpfull to us newbies, you made us very welcome as did the rest in "we'll meet again thread", hope no one else is gonna go now.
anyhow u might change your mind and just post every now and again.
if not merry xmas and all the best for the future.
luv 2 big n miss hot
hi all;
thought had to join in this thread and all being a white van man myself and sumtimes blue,
and this made me think why we havent had the best of luck, thats untill i found this place,
so are ppl put off by the big old crappy vans the pull up? (well mine is)
cos thers loads of room in the front for 3, and well as many as u want in the back biggrin so i thought it wud be perfect for dogging myself.
i even drive one that has a tail lift door so ppl cud stand underneath and geta good show/bj while keeping dry for the rain.
ah just my thought anyways
well this amused me quite alot,
the guy's obviously desperate and and basicly being a typical male, i think i remember the post he's referring too, typical single guy post i'm new looking for any couples or single girls looking for hot hard cock will be at italkshit road, up ur anus land.
so yeah ppl gave him shit for reasons stated above by blur and redhot. stating he wants instant action from the S/H community but cant be arsed to read the rules rolleyes
i'm new here and trust me, there's no attitude here. think u will find like on most forums ppl tend to reply in the same kind of manner as the first persons post. you cum accross friendly and genuine that's how ppl will react back to u, act like a complete ass and......
well surely u dont need that explaining to u.....?
swing heaven is a great genuine friendly place to go.........
please dont listen to this guy...... he aint got a clue, and is an arrogant pompus full o crap desperate sad little man.
happy?....yeah me too very much so
always am on a sunday, why u ask?
cos every sunday is the only day me and little miss have off work
and we've got a rule......which i think u will all like....
every sunday we dont leave the bed at least for 24hrs...honestly (well maybe 2 get sum munch but thats it)
so we say SUNDAY RULES!!!!!!!!!
welocome too, from me and the miss'is
to the best place on earth (well internet land anyways)
seriously u wont meet any nicer, friendlyer ppl any where else on the net
so get posting
oh yeah and i like forgot to add most of them did'nt even have any post counts so they (most) just joined up yesterday and pm her, i'm sure they must of pm'd others too
yeah i agree on this, i only just joined and i got 10 pms some were decent just welcoming and offering advice but most of them were wanna cam or can i join u n a 3some type thingon about straight to the point ,
then i set little miss 2 hot up an account and wait for it..........
...she had 33 pms all sayin the same thing (so i feel for u ladies) lets cam or huge cock here waiting, jeez lets get to know each other first or am i just being silly?
or maybe jealous cos she got more than me :cry:
yeah i agree well said silk n big g,
being a 'virgin' dogging/swinging couple and new round here too we didnt know what to expect, but we have been given some great advice from the ppl round here and they have made us feel more at ease and gave us more of a clue on what to do (our first time was very dissapointing and we were nearly put off).
now we have regained faith and cant wait to try again. i did make a couple of mistakes on these forums but the kind ppl showed me the way instead of making pointless threads which i apolagise for.i dont want to cause more work for the great mods round here and they do a great job.
thanks to you lot for making a great welcoming place to cum.
2b2h
yes i will agree on that staggy,
a little bit extra with an extra hole :shock:
hey guys,
hope u dont mind a 'noob' joining in. but i've gotta agree with happy go lucky that the tooth paste one is awesome (definatly for men and women like it to i've been told)
and i only discovered it by accident my g/f doesnt belive me but its the truth i was just standing over the sink brushing my teeth naked and a bit dropped onto my little chap and i felt a nice tingly sensation.
now is that really so unbeliveable may i ask?
i'm not cut but i'm pierced.
so there for a little is missing, so which one should i tick??
hi guys and gal's ,
well i'm a newbie so i guess this apllies to me, i kinda intruduced myself in the dogging section and have probably bugged all the regulars with my million questions already,
but as your wondering about where all these 'noobs' are cumming from well i thought i would offer my 2 pence worth, me i found this web site by puttting a search in google for dogging and i liked the look of this places more than others (its hands down better than the rest if u want the truth) so i just started posting and everyones been very welcoming and friendly. and i'm early to mid 20's and i'm finding more and more ppl my age and younger are getting into dogging i guess its something new for us to try a few years ago it was everyone was into fetish clubs that i know now it seems to be dogging i can understand why ppl dont like newbies cos alot just mess about which i hate cos it just makes things harder for us genuine noobs. anyway thats my 2 pence
everybody above ^^^^^^, you're all being great and so kind and you have done an excellent job in getting my better half wanting to go again (yippie) so i owe you all one.
i'm now looking forward to joining in these forums and making some great new friends.
if i'm being annoying or just asking to many questions please just tell me to shut up no offence will be taken i dont want to be the person known for bugging ppl etc,
but i must say since i've found this website its made me even more looking forward to our first proper experiance and has gave us a bit more confidenceabout it so it cant be long now biggrin
thank u 2b2h xxxx
Thank's dirty, dpm,snert and kinky girl thats been great, u do all obviously know what your talking about.
our first time was a bit crap but we knew that wud probably happen, we were thinking ppl are'nt going to take us seriously cos were a bit younger but if anything its just made us more eager to try again. My girlfriend is abit insecure at the minute but i think once we lose our 'car park virginity' and maybe get to know ppl it will be better for her. i think what bothers her is that it seems not many girls /couples go but we are willing to be pateint but guys are still welcome too.
your all right tho, i think i would feel more comfortable if we got to know a few ppl from here so thanx for being kind and making me feel welcome to these forums as i would like to stick around.
P.s just another quick question (sorry) but is it alright to go in a van cos thats all i drive at the mo?
again thanx all
2B2H x
hello all,
As u can see i'm a newbie round here and i'm politely asking for some advice if anyone can help, we will be very gratefull for anyone's advice and info if they can.
We are a bit of a young couple (dont worry not teenagers). but are very interessted in all kinky things and dogging is high on the list. Now we tried to go local in a known spot but basicly it did'nt go too well were not quite sure how it's all suppose to happen or exactly what it is that we have got to do,
But firstly me and my girlfriend wanted at first just to let people watch us and for us them.
but it always seemed that the guys were only bothered about what they are gonna get which annoyed my girl. they kept tapping on the window asking for a bj while we were busy and it kinda put us off a bit mad
and we have yet to find another couple out either, i must ask is it that couples dont go with other couple's together? or are they there just for the single guys?.And do people discrimanate against younger couples? we are eary 20's. Also how about bi men and women are they welcome either anyways thanks for the help sorry if this is in the wrong place i'm soo new to these forum thingymebobs
P.s we live near cannonck chase if there are any couples fancy to take us under there wings and show us what its about that would be great