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20 Jan 2006

mad

Unfortunatly the actions of this Scum taking place in areas that doggers frequent will no doubt add fuel to the fires of the self righteous and be seen as futher evidence about the evils of doggers. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but when the great debate was carried out over dogging/outdoor sex wasn't under age children being forced into group sex cited?
Makes you wonder if it's worth dogging any more!
Bloody scum the lot of um!! it may be legal at 16 but most doggers (ourselves inc) wouldn't entertain even 16yr olds out dogging, I hope they get caught and the courts throw the keys away.

20 Jan 2006

Shoot off their Balls then shot!!!!

8 Jan 2006

Mmmmmmmmmm After reading the original post and thinking about it for all of 2 sec I came to the following conclusions,
A. It was meant to be humorours and a joke, not all jokes are to everyones taste usually some one some where can take offence or,
B. It was meant to provke a response by starting off a gay bashing thread.
SH is a swinging community (least it was) and folk of all sexual types are in here, the diversity of the addys will show this. To many times various members or groups get bashed by others like single guys, gays, tv's etc and the Mod proberbly acted to keep it from turning into a bash thread.
Clint

6 Jan 2006

Toooo Cold
We was out last winter and only got stuck in the middle of nowhere on a lonely car park on the ice bit of a bugger that............Once bit twice shy lol.
Still do the odd foray from time to time but we are swingers through the cold times biggrin

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Warm bed etc etc.
Clint

6 Jan 2006

Mmmmmmm if time out is so short is it a case of borrowing someones dictaphone or will it be a simple Use your mobile a text will suffice. confused

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Clint

6 Jan 2006

Thanks for that info.
Jags will you stop waving that avatar around...... does my blood pressure no good at all biggrin

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Clint

6 Jan 2006

Thats what it said when I tried to post a longish post b4 on here. Just thought we were going into sound bite only mode now. Anyone else had this problem?

6 Jan 2006

Spend ages typing a post for the forum and find it shot to bits
"Your account is not sufficient to post" What the hells all that about??????

3 Jan 2006

TuT TuT, Litter bugs!!! biggrin

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Guess you must be the guy who drives on and off all the car parks then Arthur, if you been on so many in such a short time............. or even desperate????????????
Any way bit below your standing as a monach this so called dogging thing isnt it?
Or will Guinivere not cum out to play? Never seen a coach n horse's out yet, How do the royal footmen keep happy? or are they mere peasants and not worth a carrot.
All these questions..... What is the meaning of life? do I pull up and pull off? Why are there no couples at my demand?
Oh by the way the fat smelly puff is on a diet (new years resolution) and got some deoudurant for Christmas so I heard :D :D

13 Dec 2005

Mmmmmmmmmm not over impressed with this, first visit since the changes. Colour... bit tacky, post codes....whats wrong with Lancs, West Yorks etc had to move to Afghanistan to avoid post code....
I do like the one sign in to access your account but the adds section looks dismal....sorry chaps.
Early days lets see what happens
Clint

6 Dec 2005

Tut Tut Biker one hand only on the handle bars not a very safe way to make a phone call. lol

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Right, same sort of thing happend to us last week at a water spot M62 West yorks.
decided to have some fun and take the guy on a tour of West Yorks and the silly bugger took the bait. Ok I know wasting fuel etc etc but it gave us some of the fun we and poss others missed cause the jack ass had no patience. I suppose i could of "seen him off" but that ain't our style we don't like someone, we go after all we are only there for fun not to go getting into arguments or thumping pillocks.
When guys ask us why we drove off we tell them and the strange thing is these pests tend not to come near you after that wink

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michelemacca hope you don't mind a pm heres another to be avoided.
On the subject of name and shame I don't think it should me made public there is too much scope for this to be abused. Reckon a pm is the best way, then you make up your own minds on what to do without giving some unsavoury folk an excuse to do damage to even the proverbial pest.

4 Dec 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
There are more of them but its really how its always been . Its not alot different to swinging clubs really . They open , they have great couples nights , then they let more and more and more of the wrong guys in and eventually the couples leave . the carparks are the same . Truth is real doggers dont like the big well known sites either and its the carpark you go to where there are maybe theree or four regular cars parked that are always best . The assholes will , just as Jomu says, end up stood alone in carparks moaning at each other - just as they always have . Its all about exchanging information , thats what keeps it alive , but you have to exchange it carefully . Choose people who you think are worth the information . You wouldnt post on the internet that you were taking three grand outta the bank in the high street on wednesday at 3pm , so why post and tell them where you will be shagging your girl ? It has to be said , although I dont preach about the rights and wrongs or rules of dogging - part of the trouble is the high amount of arranged meetings that now happen . It isnt dogging at all , its just outside sex - and thats fine if its what you like good on ya. However it has completely changed the expectation of men approaching the scene and led them to believe that it a really easy shag . Truth is what kept the numbers down in the past was simply the incredible effort it took to actually find a couple - not only that but dogger would have TOLD new blokes that how it was and so they wouldnt stay long if they were impatient easy shag seekers .
Those of us who still do it the old fashioned way , simply move on , and if we find an empty carpark we try another and another or we just go home or up the pub .

Some one mention Banks?? Which ones???????
Clint

19 Nov 2005

Mmmmmmmm think the first thing we should do is not call them Bosses biggrin

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They are owners and now we are non paying customers confused

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Everyone is equal in here are we not?

19 Nov 2005

The only thing to do is sit back and wait, hopefully the new owners will give all members the chance to comment once we see the new add ons etc to this site. How the heck can we comment over something we ain't yet seen. At worst we get 12 month freebie of the goodies on offer. Some folk were down right rude and abusive last night and that is not the spirit of the forum.
Off to the Ghetto before it dissapears!!!!!
Clint

19 Nov 2005

gotta go now folks must check they ain't ditched the doggin' section (whoops Ghetto) yet

19 Nov 2005

Must change the message now to
" Clint from the GHETTO" section now must I ??????

19 Nov 2005

Bed Bed ??? Hell we don't sleep till sun up. the car parks are calling bit cold tho'.

19 Nov 2005

Better get a new avarter with the mule on so folk can see i ain't a single guy then

19 Nov 2005

:laughabove:
Never seen the C.E.O. of anything lighten up so quick, in fact he's positivly glowing, come closer fella I need a light.

19 Nov 2005

Mmmmmmmm been thinkin' alot about this.
Cum'on Guys n Gals lets give these here hombres a chance..... at least don't let the forum fall apart by being rude to these Fellas after all they are members as well as owners now.
Being a touch naive they have been monitering SH for about a year now, so how long have they been in talks with Mark? I know it was his site and hard work etc etc and also there is commercial confidentiality to take into account but has no one wondered why no good byes or don't worries from him?
I know you got a little angry before Martin..... but even you must have seen what happend when the Glazers took over Man U. Every one in here is an adult (or better bloody had be) lets act like it.
The best way forward is to see what in detail they are planing and add constructive opinions.
Martin I hope for on your part you DO talk to folk in here and take some not so positive views on board. The worst thing that can happen to this site is to turn into DD's mk 11
or we may all benefit free and paying punters alike. lets not get mad

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Martins already had redface

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see what :idea: we may all cum up with there are lots of confused

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: to ask but leave out the :!: :!: :!: and we will all be cool

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Then again we may be chasing :color:

13 Nov 2005

It may just be me but every pic I've seen of anything taken (not dogging I hasten to add) on a phone camera without any decent lighting looks like black grainey mass of nothing!!
On subject we play for eyes only not to be hollywood film stars! Being most of our dogging is close to water ain't come across a swiming phone yet biggrin

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thats about all there is to say.

30 Oct 2005

Last night we had a drive out to a well known Bolton dogging location (Two car parks and water not giving to much away I hope) Any way we moved from the top to the bottom car park only to meet a car driven by a single guy reversing out of the lane which we was about to turn into. He started to flash his lights at us so I wound down the window only to be greeted by a deluge of water, it was throwing it down, back up window. "He wanted to talk to us" said the nearest and dearest. "Don't worry" says I confidently "if he's interested he will follow us!"
So off down the lane we go only to find the road ahead blocked by two cars, whoops looks like an accident, then we catch the familiar glow of the yellow fluoresent coat S**t it's the cops, cue reverse gear and back up the lane and return to the top car park.
It's quite late and there is only one single guy parked on there it's still raining so we wait to see what will happen with either the guy or the Police.
By now La fems curiousity is begining to get the better of her "lets go back and see whats going on" she says. After a brief discussion which I lost off we go back down the bottom car park. On the way out a Police landrover draws to a halt at the side of us and like a pair of cheeky sods off we drive biggrin

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Down the lane there is no sign of anything except dead leaves so on to the car park drives I only to be cut off by another patrol car with two bobbies in.
Down go the windows and cue conversation, "Good evening sir (evening it was the early hours lol) Can I ask what you are doing on here sir?" "Trying to turn round but you are in the way officer". "No I meant why are you here, we have reports of suspicious goings on". "Well we was just out for a ride, came down this lane, saw that gate on the road there and thought it was private property so we came on here to turn round".
By now the nearest and dearest was itching to say something "We are looking for the S********y **** pub" she anounces rather grandly to the bemused copper.
"Well you won't find it down here you have to go the other way round besides it's closed now" he replied "oh so they don't open late then" says she. Gawd thinks I this guy is begining to get a little wound up now. With a brilliant bit of timing who rolls onto the car park but our Knight in shining armour (well sheet metal any way) the single dogger from the top car park suddenly gaining more police interest than us. "I hope you two are leaving now" "Yes officer just as soon as you shift your car then I can turn round" One filty look later up goes his window and he's off to grill our rescuer. Thanks mate we owe you one.
Moral after the pubs shut on bad nights the law gets bored so watch out!! :D

15 Oct 2005

I know that all aspects of this post have been covered from time to time and bit by bit in this forum, but I am still confused as to the true meaning of dogging.
Have the press perhaps got it nearly right in their defnition of dogging being out door meetings of strangers who partake in sexual activity for their own pleasure, or is even that a little vague? You read in the forums and Ads on this site in the dogging section people seeking all sorts of meets, who are true doggers? Do such folk exist?
Since we got intoduced to the dogging scene quite by accident biggrin

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we have met couples, single guys and even the odd single female (only odd by the fact they went out on their own not odd odd I hasten to add lol).
We never usually arrange a meet we just go to various places and see who is around, if we are comfortable we play, be it exhibitionist, join in fun etc. We don't discriminate over singles, couples etc etc but we know what type of people we are interested in, if not first gear and gone :D.
Over the years we have got know some couples and singles quite well and we chat with them about our common interest i.e. dogging/swinging, in the main they are friends within this circle and not really social friends, are we doggers?? Is this dogging??
When we arrange to meet a couple or a guy be it indoors or out we believe we swop from being doggers to swingers, Ads that ask for a meet with couples only outdoors and NO single guys to us are swinging ads not dogging ads, or do the ads mean no paticipation from single guys but they may watch which then makes it a dogging Addy confused

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Just interested in any thoughts/comments.
Clint

15 Sep 2005

No great suprise there. Police activity has been on the increase in that area. The area I think you are talking about is one of the most "famous" or "imfamous"dogging areas in the north west and they are well aware of what goes on, we will be giving it a miss for a while. We have seen the unmarked cars complete with Plod they are not joking. I belive if they catch you in any sort of activity under the new way of interpreting the law a policeman can be the offended person so you are done and stiched up like a kipper, no doubt someone will correct this if I am wrong.

7 Sep 2005

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7 Sep 2005

On Sunday in reply to a thread entitled Sunday fun, I posted a reply that was well out of order which broke the forum rules for which I received a ban. I have sent a personal apology to the member concernd but felt due to the high number of members who viewed that post I should also go public with it. Though I did not agree with what was said, it is fine to disagree, but to be rude and abusive is not! Lesson learned.
Clint
(feeling more of an Ass than the mule)

4 Sep 2005

Posting the warning to the original poster is ok I really cannot belive they would actually do that but thats my opinion anyway. We are suffering more and more with police activity and all you are doing is giving them more and more excuses to harrass doggers and they don't need much encouraging to do that now. Going to the police is a low down way of going about things and by the way it is that aspect which is anouying. I too think flashing off bridges is stupid but I would have told them myself no doubt as others have done on here, NOT run to the Police.

4 Sep 2005

Hope you are well pleased with yourself Icepratt! Guess a lot of peeps will be falling over themselves to meet you now! Just what we need in here a snake in the grass.
And if you ain't into outdoor fun bugger off back into the organised tea party section of the forums.

31 Aug 2005

And proberbly no job now biggrin

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31 Aug 2005

Guess it boils down to pro's and con's.
Pro's:
You can spot if that "couple" in a car actually are a "couple" and not 3 or 4 guys/kids who may be slightly p***ed if you aproached them and do you some damage. It may give away the presence of the ol' Bill (though I doubt they would find that amusing).
The Goggles may improve your facial features biggrin

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Con's:
You proberbly look like a right sad pratt, some one may take offence over there use and they ain't cheap to replace also the Cops might do more than take your details, more like a trip down town to the nick. Explain that to your nearest and dearist.
the very worst that can happen is :D
A US navy SEAL recon unit lost on their way to Iraq might mistake you for an Alien and accidently shoot you whilst trying to apprehend you.
You pays your money and takes your choice.
Just a high tech way of taking more of the fun out of dogging methinks.