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Clint_Northwood
Over 90 days ago
Male, 66
Female, 63
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Sexlightened
Always thought more than one fem = a social gathering!!!!
Been there!!
Sexlightened
Not to sure but the Lancs constabulary and souped up noisy Nova brigade usually oblige.
Sexlightened
Pc plod is definetly out up there at the mo, seen 2 sets of guys in 2 different cars out and about, plain clothes and yes this is genuine and not hearsay we seen um and been spoken to by the "Lads" in the 05 range rover nor is this a wind up so take care.
Sexlightened
Mmmmmmmmm Brazil..............Not a football player I hope we had enough of them in dogging circles 
Seriously
Welcome.
Seriously
Welcome.
Sexlightened
Ever thought if it was a laybye/carpark at the side of the A580 the guy may have pulled off (sorry best re-phrase that) parked up to make a phone call,had a fag or grabbed 40 winks
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrr
is that were you walk the dog on Sunday morning??????????????
The place seems full of wildlife to me!!!!!!!!!!
Are Motorway services where you get your car repaired?
is that were you walk the dog on Sunday morning??????????????
The place seems full of wildlife to me!!!!!!!!!!
Are Motorway services where you get your car repaired?
Sexlightened
mmmmmmmmmmmmm let me see:
Car Parks are for Parking Cars
Picnic areas are for Picnics
Public Toilets are for............. Doing well you know what
Sports grounds are for sport
SWINGING CLUBS ARE FOR SWINGING!!!
Car Parks are for Parking Cars
Picnic areas are for Picnics
Public Toilets are for............. Doing well you know what
Sports grounds are for sport
SWINGING CLUBS ARE FOR SWINGING!!!
Sexlightened
Funny thing is belive it or not I saw the other day that the asbo could be obtained along the line of "Misuse of a public place" bit of a catch all that one.
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Quote by markz
I think pre-arranged meets are the way to go and avoid car parks. there are many farm tracks around.
LOL ok till the tractor ruts fill with mud n water. Pre arrange if thats your thing but be warned about no shows and those who turn up with their mates, can be just as bad!
You win some you lose some.
Sexlightened
This is boring. Most couples who don't want to be watched drive away when there's anyone about, in fact they all do.
They certainly don't carry-on with someone wandering about.
Not quite true sometimes we've had our plans messed up by a guy or group of guys and played a game of "bored" with them
ie: who goes away first
Yes we do occasionally win, point being we as a couple belong to no one or group of doggers and for guys to assume they "get in first" and take over eveything just won't work. We play when we are ready, run at our pace and if nothing else at least leave folk entertained.
They certainly don't carry-on with someone wandering about.
Not quite true sometimes we've had our plans messed up by a guy or group of guys and played a game of "bored" with them
ie: who goes away first
Yes we do occasionally win, point being we as a couple belong to no one or group of doggers and for guys to assume they "get in first" and take over eveything just won't work. We play when we are ready, run at our pace and if nothing else at least leave folk entertained.
Sexlightened
Sorry Fella No means No, no matter if you just wanna watch or not. We try to drop polite hints but sooner or later a steel steeringwheel lock round some ones head might just make a point! You cannot go out with an attitude that just because someone turns up it's fair game for anyone or you may soon find a lepper will be enjoying more than you and some prat starts off malicious rumours. Most of the pests at sites we go to are well known and watching them leaves you in no doubt they are just that, so they might as well save their time and fuel and stay at home.
Sexlightened
Is it just us or are the Plod really trying to drive doggers and players/exhibitionists out of the countryside.
If it isn't bad enough with all the impatient harrys/car kiddies winding folk up now the plod seem hell bent on doing the same. Yes I know the old story about if you are doing nothing then you are legal and they can do bugger all about it, some one should try telling that to the plod who gave us 5 mins to move on Weds night from a well known spot with a lot of water just over the border in the West Yorkshire region! Just to make their point about us being either hardend crims or potential terrorists they sent not one but two plod patrols.
Now if I was a tax payer in West Yorks I would want Plod to justify having two patrol cars in the middle of nowhere at about 11pm when the scaryist thing that happend was the poor gay guy who failed to spot we was a couple and got a bollocking off a str8 guy for, shall we say encouraging us to move on.
This type of thing has been coverd before I know but I gotta let of a bit of steam on this one. Mr Plod should be informed if there is some nasty or well illegal stuff going down such as the poor guy (in another thread) who got it in the neck but other wise stay off our case and take back the town and city centres from the drunken louts for those who like to go out. seems they just like easy targets!!!!
If it isn't bad enough with all the impatient harrys/car kiddies winding folk up now the plod seem hell bent on doing the same. Yes I know the old story about if you are doing nothing then you are legal and they can do bugger all about it, some one should try telling that to the plod who gave us 5 mins to move on Weds night from a well known spot with a lot of water just over the border in the West Yorkshire region! Just to make their point about us being either hardend crims or potential terrorists they sent not one but two plod patrols.
Now if I was a tax payer in West Yorks I would want Plod to justify having two patrol cars in the middle of nowhere at about 11pm when the scaryist thing that happend was the poor gay guy who failed to spot we was a couple and got a bollocking off a str8 guy for, shall we say encouraging us to move on.
This type of thing has been coverd before I know but I gotta let of a bit of steam on this one. Mr Plod should be informed if there is some nasty or well illegal stuff going down such as the poor guy (in another thread) who got it in the neck but other wise stay off our case and take back the town and city centres from the drunken louts for those who like to go out. seems they just like easy targets!!!!
Sexlightened
drivers of FIATs dont swing or dog its a FACT
Ohhhhh ummmmmmmmm whatever.
Sexlightened
All thats missing from dogging sites more so the more popular ones is the Tea and Burger van...... Wonder when they are gonna turn up!
The above post brings a whole new meaning to pay and display LOL
The above post brings a whole new meaning to pay and display LOL
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Phew just counted the posts at least not in top six
Only problems the good lady and I have found whilst out dogging is the lack of straw for the mule and the spurs keep ripping the seat covers
Only problems the good lady and I have found whilst out dogging is the lack of straw for the mule and the spurs keep ripping the seat covers
Sexlightened
Or as I said to one guy "try to mount my Ass and he will kick you"
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The first person to pull out a mobile at a dogging site should get shot!
Sexlightened
Not much fun to be had there by m/f couples from what we saw on a couple of visits!!!!!!
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Not the best of places now was good about 2yrs ago to many guys with shares in oil companies judgeing by how much fuel they burn. ps heard a rumour they are gonna to errect (no not that) a car park full sign on the road.
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There are a few times I have got really annoyed with guys being impatiant and felt like clobbering one but I say its far safer for any couple to drive away from the pests than get involved. Next time the guy you thumped may bring a long a few mates and the odd baseball bat/iron bar as is often seen reported in the forums and you got problems. I personally can look after myself and also the good lady but one should never go out of your way to provoke bother, besides car body repairs are so bloody exspensive now!
Clint
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Just for the record all the "shots" found in this thread have nothing to do with me my pistol remains under my poncho, Tuco must be in town
Clint
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Sexlightened
Thanks Silk and Big G.
Sorry your local boys in blue seem to have adopted such an aggresive stance Jomu, our police have been taking car regs for years now and send in the odd plain clothes guy from time to time (you wouldn't know he was not a dogger till he opens up his bomber jacket and shows you the lovely warrent card on a chain around his neck and he starts to talk to his sleeve then his buddy in the marked car rolls in).
One suspects there is more to the attitude of the Beds police than meets the eye here, could be crime related or pressure from the local council, MP or even the local church brigade. Police forces through out the UK have quite good data bases of car numbers involved in dogging (if they turn up and see your car the reg usually goes down) and should a serious crime such as a or murder take place in one of these spots you more than likely will get a visit from the boys in blue, which is fine unless your partner is unaware of your pastime or worse still in the case of a company vehicle your boss.
The park rangers are fed up of all the mess around and they have to blame some one it's never the couples with their little angels who launch empty pop bottles, soiled nappys and god knows whatever else out of the car is it? Besides the park rangers like playing at being Policemen don't they? Bit like stewards etc etc.
If a paticular place goes down hill do what we do use plan B and move on and like you suggest keep it to the chosen few, but someone will let the cat out of the bag sooner or later 4 or 5 cars in the middle of nowhere is usually a good clue
Any way I wish you luck I was not trying to pick a fight with you merely trying to add our pennys worth to the debate.
Clint
Sorry your local boys in blue seem to have adopted such an aggresive stance Jomu, our police have been taking car regs for years now and send in the odd plain clothes guy from time to time (you wouldn't know he was not a dogger till he opens up his bomber jacket and shows you the lovely warrent card on a chain around his neck and he starts to talk to his sleeve
then his buddy in the marked car rolls in). One suspects there is more to the attitude of the Beds police than meets the eye here, could be crime related or pressure from the local council, MP or even the local church brigade. Police forces through out the UK have quite good data bases of car numbers involved in dogging (if they turn up and see your car the reg usually goes down) and should a serious crime such as a or murder take place in one of these spots you more than likely will get a visit from the boys in blue, which is fine unless your partner is unaware of your pastime or worse still in the case of a company vehicle your boss.
The park rangers are fed up of all the mess around and they have to blame some one it's never the couples with their little angels who launch empty pop bottles, soiled nappys and god knows whatever else out of the car is it? Besides the park rangers like playing at being Policemen don't they? Bit like stewards etc etc.
If a paticular place goes down hill do what we do use plan B and move on and like you suggest keep it to the chosen few, but someone will let the cat out of the bag sooner or later 4 or 5 cars in the middle of nowhere is usually a good clue
Any way I wish you luck I was not trying to pick a fight with you merely trying to add our pennys worth to the debate.
Clint
