Quote by Feisty_Fiona
:shock: watersports now is it?
Are you referreing to me, young lady? I don't think I quite caught what you said.
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Cohen__The__Barbarian
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Quote by Tapste Möhn
Who let the German in then?
Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..
You're already outside? That's ok then - easier to keep you from breaking in. I heard you couldn't break a hymen amongst 100 nymphomaniac virgins!
Quote by Berkules
C'mon you - outside!
Come on Cohen mate, lets go rumble
<Friendly slaps on the back>
<walks 2 miles to retrieve Cohen>
Sorry about that mate
Thank you anyway young man - but you need to check your distances, its 8 furlongs to a mile, not 1/2. You could be thinking of leagues *slaps Berkules on the back, in a friendly, playful manner - and watches him fly into the distance* That's a league, young man - seven miles!
Quote by Beelzebub
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way
Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!
Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
:confused:Fuck off!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I meant the virgins
C'mere my little feisty one - I can show you a thing or two with a horn on it! :twisted: :twisted:
Access Denied!!!
Quote by Tapste Möhn
Who let the German in then?
Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:
Ha... your englisch sense of humour is wunderbar... but it is the first bald kat Tapste Möhn has seen... and guarded by pussies too!
She would only have herself to blame, thinking I'm no good, just 'cos i gets a touch of lummybago now and again
Quote by Beelzebub
Never Fear!!!
Berkules is here"""" (who just moved the fuckin exclamation marks)
Berkules by name
Berking by nature
Stand back, I am here to save the Worrrrrrrrld
<cue applause> please
Huh such is the defence this place has to offer - muscley but puny - I disdain to acknowledge such bumptious effrontery - out of my way pip-squeak!!
If you got a complaint, you can get to the back of the bloody queue - my sword will point you the way. Now BUGGER OFF!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Guten Abend alles... where are the virgins???
You're too late, young man, I've already done it for you he he he he he he!
Trust these new fangled heros and what not to be so busy looking for virgins that I've already ravished them by the time they turn up! Tut!
I just can't get the staff after the last lot came pillaging
Oi!!! Have a little respect, young lady - I may be old, but there's a lot to be said for experience over enthusiasm!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker.
Not so much hiding as pissing in the beer, sawing halfway through the legs on the chairs, wiring those sextoys to the mains .... in fact ... might be prudent not to jump in the jacuzzi either :twisted: their electrics are a bit erm ........... fecked I think the word is!
You dirty little bastard. Mind you. sex toys wired up to the mains sounds raaaaaaaaaaaather appealing :twisted:
* wanders off to find her maid to help her undress*
Now then young lady, come over here....as the discworld's oldest hero, I knows a thing or two about undressing a lady in a hurry - I even had some practice in helping thems that wanted to get nekkid he he he he!!
