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Countess
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 52
Straight Male
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wouldn't know where to begin telling my family about this site.......I can just see my mother doing her "sucking lemons" face.............my dad on the other hand would probably be intrested...
Like redstilletto my mates know and my work mates and although they try to be horified at the whole idea they sure ask a lot of questions
:roll: :lol:
Like redstilletto my mates know and my work mates and although they try to be horified at the whole idea they sure ask a lot of questions
:roll: :lol: Quote by Alexandra
Age - it's OK - but I just have too much of it!!!!!!
(from one who is a bit older than sexyann)
but doesn't look a day over 40
8-) ...............I hope I look as good as you when I'm there. 
...................................mmmmmm seem to remember some body saying something about couldn't believe countess was 20years younger than she thought...............(mental note next munch it's 
for marya) :D now easy has left to go and tart in the bathroom I can have my say.............................
WOOOO-HOOOO :bounce: :bounce:
firstly for the two gents on here that have just made me
ops: :oops: a big one of these 
assionkiss: :smitten: thank you .I loved meeting DB for the first time and Morbius ,my knight in shinning armour,it was lovely to get to know you better and your fantastic other half.
Dawn and Ian THANKS again for just being you two but Ian your going to have to get that swing right with that whip to get any reaction :twisted: neil you know what I mean :twisted: gem brill boobs say no more
:wink: I know there was many more but it's late, I've got work tomoz and my head still hurts :cry: :cry: .......................
oh! just one more thing thank you to Clare and Steve for organizing the whole thing I certainly went for it this time :rascal:
WOOOO-HOOOO :bounce: :bounce:
firstly for the two gents on here that have just made me
ops: :oops: a big one of these assionkiss: :smitten: thank you .I loved meeting DB for the first time and Morbius ,my knight in shinning armour,it was lovely to get to know you better and your fantastic other half.Dawn and Ian THANKS again for just being you two but Ian your going to have to get that swing right with that whip to get any reaction :twisted: neil you know what I mean :twisted: gem brill boobs say no more
:wink: I know there was many more but it's late, I've got work tomoz and my head still hurts :cry: :cry: .......................oh! just one more thing thank you to Clare and Steve for organizing the whole thing I certainly went for it this time :rascal:
being a mother...I find that I'm always in double standard mode.. :roll:
you tell them don't drink and get pissed but what do you do...go out on a night out with the girls get roaring drunk and spend the next day with the head from hell and a seven year old saying "I thought you said you shouldn't drink to get drunk?"
:roll: you tell them don't drink and get pissed but what do you do...go out on a night out with the girls get roaring drunk and spend the next day with the head from hell and a seven year old saying "I thought you said you shouldn't drink to get drunk?"
I'd like to be a pole and lap dancer(I did once have a group of male friends convienced I was was only when they had a whip round to come and see me that I had to tell them the truth).....or I've always thought that ther is a niche in the market to open a club with the "larger lady" doing the I'm sure there are many men out ther who appreciate the fuller figure........ :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by zootle
Hello!
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(Oh, and I have an odd sense of humour which often includes self deprecation, as well as being somewhat dry, deadpan, sometimes sarcastic, and, well odd)
:welcome: you sound like you will get on very well with my other half on here easy...... :shock: not another one (watch out neil)
Quote by midlandsman1970
i know i shouldn't but
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just had to do that
cheeky.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........neil 
my son suffers from them all the time and I find Boots dual action cold sore lotion really works for him and it's not as expensive as other brands..........
I also found that whenever my ex-hubby had them and I kissed him I never caught them ...of course thats when we were young and in love and I'd kiss him whatever as we got older and near divorce it was any excuse not to kiss him...so I may not be immune to them anymore :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
my son suffers from them all the time and I find Boots dual action cold sore lotion really works for him and it's not as expensive as other brands..........I also found that whenever my ex-hubby had them and I kissed him I never caught them ...of course thats when we were young and in love and I'd kiss him whatever as we got older and near divorce it was any excuse not to kiss him...so I may not be immune to them anymore :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I feel that being able to come on here and chat and laugh with like minded people of all different ages sexes etc
the list is tooo long) makes me feel normal about my sexual preferences and anything said on here however strange, kinky, or daft there is somebody who feels or knows where your coming from. :roll: which makes me feel comfortable with myself and gives me the confidence to stand up for what I believe in.(and believe me with what I 've been like recently ..well a couple of months ago ...it's a great relief)
I have also had the privlage to meet some of these people and have felt very welcomed by them and consider many to be good friends :D
and although I don't swing I don't feel like I'am not welcome.........
the list is tooo long) makes me feel normal about my sexual preferences and anything said on here however strange, kinky, or daft there is somebody who feels or knows where your coming from. :roll: which makes me feel comfortable with myself and gives me the confidence to stand up for what I believe in.(and believe me with what I 've been like recently ..well a couple of months ago ...it's a great relief)I have also had the privlage to meet some of these people and have felt very welcomed by them and consider many to be good friends
:Dand although I don't swing I don't feel like I'am not welcome.........
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Well you need to be innocent,smelly,do baaaad things with your fingers
Great that's me in then I'm definitly innocent,smelly(in the nice way) do baaaaaaaaaad things with my fingers,definitly type before thinking and use the CAPS -- LOCK wrong
:roll: and upset people with my comments and last but not least..although I was priviy to it last munch and had to go into rehab :lol: :lol: :lol: i would love to hold neil down and get his belt off :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: so where do I sign up? so I can become blissfully aware that I can put my foot in my mouth and be proud because I'am a member of the club :lol: :lol:
Quote by neilinleeds
Dear Rev Dr Gall,
i am honoured, moved and deeply touched that a mutual friend of our beloved Fred ( may he Rest In Peace God Bless 'Im ) has thought me worthy of such important work. so sorry to hear of Fred's passing. i trust Fred had chance to purge himself before his passing, and was welcomed open armed unto to our Blessed Virgins bosom. or at least some angels bosom anyway.
clearly you have already heard of my virtuous life. never a drop has passed my lips, nor have i engaged at any time in pleasures of the flesh so to speak. not quite sure how you got hold of me, or why i should have been recommended. there are vicious lies in circulation, but i'm not quite sure i could replace Fred as such. The Lord truly works in mysterious ways
now this tour you mentioned? dens of inequity are they? full of debauched women and fornicators and the vilest drunken depravity and stuff? i think it's safe to say you can count on me to bring something to our poor brothers and sisters.
Yours in Christ
neilinleeds
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:who you calling debauched? we're all " good girls" here...
:roll: I think I must be a liitle strange ops: because the film and the particular scene in it that really gets me going is...........Dracula with Gary Oldman and Winona Ryder :twisted: :twisted:
it's when he finally gets her alone on the bed and cuts himself and tells her to drink I don't think there is actually any sex but the suggestion it's sexual is there and would have happened if they hadn't been interupted :oops: :oops: :twisted:
ops: because the film and the particular scene in it that really gets me going is...........Dracula with Gary Oldman and Winona Ryder :twisted: :twisted: it's when he finally gets her alone on the bed and cuts himself and tells her to drink I don't think there is actually any sex but the suggestion it's sexual is there and would have happened if they hadn't been interupted :oops: :oops: :twisted:
Quote by davej
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car drivers that don't indicate........thats right and if your one of em then your a fLuckin numpty. there's a little stick right next to the steering wheel and if you use it it makes some little orange lights on the side of your car flash......guess what!....it tells the rest of us where you are going.... :shock: yep I know how cool is that......so try using the poxy things!!!!
..........opens brown bag inserts face and .........breaths in....and out.....and in.....
totally agree with this one it gets right up my nose when you're sat behind someone and you think they are going straight ahead and they turn bloody right....
:x :x I also hate fog lights on when it's not bloody foggy :x :x
and the all time most annoying is the "old fart in big car syndrome"...they have the biggest most high performing car on the road and yet drive it like "Miss Dasiy"... :x :x
Quote by mollyandchris
I think the funniest tick to play on people is to put cling film on the toilet rim never done this my self but when I heard this I thought it would be funny
Don't try this at home kids
Molly xx
I've been on the recieving end of this one
ops: at a friends 18th birthday party whilst very drunk I felt the need to empty my stomach contents.....was very impressed with myself for actually getting to the loo not so impressed when vomit rebounded off toilet into face :x Quote by Calista
It's not Buffy that does it for me it's Spike
I do like a bit of a bad boy and oh! my is he bad :twisted: :twisted:
Oi .. hands off .. he's mine :twisted: that voice, those looks and as you say my is he bad :twisted:
Sucker for a bad boy here too ...
just to cheer you up a bit.
I've also got a couple of desktop size pictures as well. PM me your email address and I'll send them over.
me too for Alan Titchy...