:lol: been there done that got the t-shirt etc but wouldn't even go there now i'm with Easy.....i'm too happy and in love
ops: ok bring me the sick bucket :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 52
Straight Male
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Quote by Angel Chat
Obviously it won't work all the time, I've just been asked to describe myself in the chatroom so I did.
<me> 5'7, short dyed red hair, blue eyes, size 18
<other_bloke> ok. anyone in here as nice as angel but size 10/12?
:shock::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He doesn't know what he's missing
:wink: :twisted: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr where do i begin............................i sort of ended up here due to easy who took a while to tell me he was posting!
He thought i wouldn't approve or would think he was swinging, neither of which are true.
We have both been asked numerous times" why are we here if we don't swing?" and have had a few offers to" burst our cherries" so to speak. Easy has his own reasons for being here, but mine are I was curious as to what it was all about. I would read the posts over his shoulder and find them funny informative and I began to bond with certain people.
It was after the first munch where I met some of those people who encouraged me to post under my own sign on regardless of whether i swung or not that made me do it.
If for any reason however we are not wanted as hard as it would be we would stop posting and attending munches. We have always maintained that we don't swing and have never lead anyone to believe we do.
He thought i wouldn't approve or would think he was swinging, neither of which are true.
We have both been asked numerous times" why are we here if we don't swing?" and have had a few offers to" burst our cherries" so to speak. Easy has his own reasons for being here, but mine are I was curious as to what it was all about. I would read the posts over his shoulder and find them funny informative and I began to bond with certain people.
It was after the first munch where I met some of those people who encouraged me to post under my own sign on regardless of whether i swung or not that made me do it.
If for any reason however we are not wanted as hard as it would be we would stop posting and attending munches. We have always maintained that we don't swing and have never lead anyone to believe we do.
:welcome: back and 
:smackbottom: for leaving it sooooooooooo long we were begining to worry...................well fret a little ............................well you were talked about once or twice......................................anyhow great to see you rejoining the .......................I'll lleave that blank it you can fill it in ..... :lol: :lol:
:smackbottom: for leaving it sooooooooooo long we were begining to worry...................well fret a little ............................well you were talked about once or twice......................................anyhow great to see you rejoining the .......................I'll lleave that blank it you can fill it in ..... :lol: :lol: II have never messed around with boards etc but have had my fair share of encounters with the passed over..................................my sister lived for a while in a house that was occupied with not only her family but a selection of "ghosts".One was a very mischievous little boy that did all sorts around the house another was an old lady who liked to take brother in law is very sensitive to this sort of activity and has experienced allot of also rates a couple of well known mediums and has been to see a couple.
It's better to leave well alone things you don't understand as a bit of fun can lead to a lot of if it can scare the shit out of to hard men built like brick shit houses then what hope is there for delicate flowers like us :lol: :lol:
It's better to leave well alone things you don't understand as a bit of fun can lead to a lot of if it can scare the shit out of to hard men built like brick shit houses then what hope is there for delicate flowers like us
:lol: :lol: 
Quote by dambuster
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And I'll have you know, Miss - I haven't worn ladies tights since I left the Army :shock:
thank you DM you have just blown my whole fantasy out of the water.....................big burly army men in uniform :twisted: :twisted: ..........................now are all wearing women's tights.....................AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Sarge is there something you want to get off your chest (and is it made of fine lace or silk?)
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Unfortunately can't comment on Angel's tits but yours look fiiiiiine Dawn
Bev
xx
Angel, I suggest that you get your tits out for 2 reasons:
1. So that we can compare them with Dawn's (well ok then not compare just ogle both pairs)
2. It will help you release all that upset, by releasing your tits
Thank you and you are so right.
Come on Angel, get em out for the girls :giggle:
Well as ACs not going to post one, I will. Best one I could find (stolen from the SH calendar :grin: )
ok as it's wel known on here that I am a lady of breeding and only frequent this forum to see how the lower classes do it :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(only a joke please don't flame me for it )
however I do have to say (before someone else does) that if we were to have a competion on who's smell the worst or who does the most..............................................
i'd win hands down ops: :oops: :oops:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: (only a joke please don't flame me for it )
however I do have to say (before someone else does) that if we were to have a competion on who's smell the worst or who does the most..............................................
i'd win hands down
ops: :oops: :oops: Quote by easy
how do they get away with it?there is usually some kind of white stuff that follows a man getting there....................or thats been my experience any how
:roll:
unless they fake that too :eeek: :eeek:
oooooooooppppppssssssss easy has messed with the computer and that was suppose to be my comment under my sign on...........
I can cry at almost anything it's even got to the point that easy will say your not watching that you'll get too upset..............which is true if a film has certain things in it like animals,children I wil probably cry somewhere in in the mist almost died watching that got so upset that I couldn't breath.
Three films I'll never watch because I know what will happen to me are...
Tarka the otter
Ring of bright water
Water ship down.....
Three films I'll never watch because I know what will happen to me are...
Tarka the otter
Ring of bright water
Water ship down.....
) Although easy and I don't swing my workmates are convinced it's only a matter of time and are fascinated about the whole thing.................when I go back in after a munch I'm lept on to give them the jucy details and when we stayed at the hotel last time they were so surprised and disappointed nothing had happened.....As for my family I don't even tell them about the site so if we did swing there is no way I would tell any of them.
Hang on a min I'm just getting ready for it.......................(looking in draw for fav red lipstick..............hopes she doesn't make the mistake between the vasaline and vic bottle again yuck )........... 
assionkiss: 
:kiss: ................have a good christmas .................................hope it's a good one.
)........... assionkiss: :kiss: ................have a good christmas .................................hope it's a good one. oooooooooooooooo the chat room scarey place ........................I prefer it in here ......................although this place can have scarey people :lol: ..............no names mentioned...................:welcome: sit back and take a look at life through the eyes of nutcases that are allowed out...............and to have toys that have batteries in them and are long and hard........................... :shock: :shock:
:lol: ..............no names mentioned...................:welcome: sit back and take a look at life through the eyes of nutcases that are allowed out...............and to have toys that have batteries in them and are long and hard........................... :shock: :shock: I know what it's like to come out on a morning and find some "person" has done something to your car.I came out one sat morning for work and found my back drivers window put through 
:x what was more annoying is that it had rained that night and my back seat was wet through :x :x :x
Found out later that some little scrotes had been egging each other on and had dared one of them to do it........they even came back for the brick in case of finger prints :x :x
:x what was more annoying is that it had rained that night and my back seat was wet through :x :x :x Found out later that some little scrotes had been egging each other on and had dared one of them to do it........they even came back for the brick in case of finger prints :x :x
Quote by easy
.................../kettle you bought it.
IT WASN'T ME ! .......it was my MOTHER
ops: you do realise easy is in the bedroom now ..........trying on a generals outfit as I type........hang on a min so why am I still here.......????????
(ooooooooooooooo ladies if only we had webcam) :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Calista
*rushes in with muddy boots on and wanders round*:rude: :grin:
*fart's loudly and settles on couch with boots still on*
peers through the window and watches easy disappear in a cloud of dust
good man ... just remember to sweep, mop and dust, restock the bar, drain to jacuzzi, bleach the tiles, empty the bins, refresh the flowers, vacuum and polish .....
i think the tv need retuning as the aeria doesn't quite pick up all the channels .. oooh and the fridge might be mouldy now and need cleaning (yuck)
think that's a good start .... painting and deocrating can be started tomorrow seeing as you'll be busy tonight with the small list above .....
.... wanders back to the warmth of the GFZ
Easys guide to "spring-cleaning" the BFZ.........
*rummages round in the BFZ and finds;
1 bottle of brandy (old and undrinkable)
1 box of matches (most damp, but 1 or 2 still usefull)
1 iffy looking kettle with a worn cable
1 household insurance policy with 2 days left before it expires.
First place the insurance policy/claim form somewhere safe. Now that's done, open the brandy and pour liberally over the worktop. Lay opened bottle next to kettle on worktop. Plug kettle in. Now take the matches and repeatedly stike until you find one that lights. Ignite the brandy. Wait until the blaze has takn hold well and then nip back down the tunnel to the GFZ and call insurance to enter over-inflated claim. Sit back and wait for the insurance cheque to hit the mat.
There. :mrgreen: that's the BFZ sorted.
:thumbup: Quote by celticq
14.. but i am sure one of them was wrong..... i think it was the fourth one down the right hand colum
I also got 14 but I agree this one definately looks more moo than goo but he quiz says not.
The music is rather good though :shock:
I said that was moo too just goes to show when it's running down your back you just can't tell.......... :shock: :shock:
:loloh by the way I got 11
