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Countess
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 52
Straight Male

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Quote by Morbius
Then theres are those people on this website, a website designed and run for swingers, who dont swing!!! Whats that about!!!! :doh: Just look at the couple from Manchester, the males name gives you the impression that they would go with anyone because hes easy and the female of the couple, well - sexy as hell, flirts for England and anyone who thinks shes nobility!! But they dont swing, just come one here for the atmosphere!! :cheers:

:fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: I thought you were leaving us I was even going to beg you stay with an offer of...............................!! but as your staying it doesn't matter :grin: :grin: :grin:
(me flirt :angel: dunno)
see you soon sexy passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Sharif
my sister just looked at her and went on to have two more kids.

What, right there and then? Repruduction at will Gosh.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
eh you your supposed to be working hard not posting on here............................and now you know how I put up with my mother all those hours I'm out shopping with her redface surprisedops: lol :lol: :lol:
Well helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: It's brill to know your ok biggrin :D :D don't be such a stranger this time smackbottom passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
Didn't get religion thrown down my neck thank god biggrin :D :D but my mum is very prudish about sex .......(probably why my dad is a grumpy old sod)........so I don't go into detail about any sights i might visit etc. I remeber her saying to my sister after she had had her first kids"oh just think now you don't have to go through all that "mess" again now you've had kids" my sister just looked at her and went on to have two more kids.
olla from sunny spain having a brill time see you when I get back .I´M logging in from a bar in Magaluf rather drunk see you soon lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I forgot my tooth fairy duties with the last tooth she lost. The next day, i found her frantically scrubbing said tooth in the bathroom sink ... "It can't have been clean enough!"

Marya.... What you should have said was it was the tooth fairies night off.... rolleyes lol Well it worked for us anyway rotflmao
It's £1 in this house as well.... That's when I remember to put it there anyway :lol:
Shireen
xxx
P.S. Out of interest... Does anyone else keep all the teeth that fall out like I do????
yep I keep my 7year olds teeth when they come out ................lord knows why you can't do anything with them :lol: :lol:
oh and it's whatever I've got in my purse £1 ,50p 25p that goes under his pillow.........
Quote by neilinleeds
see! see how easily he tries to shift the blame, and plant the seeds of suspicion? that's a practised liar that is and no mistake. all that bloody rubbish about buying y-fronts on e-bay, when Mr Easy knows DAMN WELL i don't wear any. mad :x :x
*humph!*
as for you dawn . . . i'm saddened i really am. i try to be an upstanding citizen and you dob me right in the shit! sad how exactly did you pay for that mansion then? money laundering for Easy is it? your cards mark good and proper now! i'm watching you! :x
neil x x x ;)

cheers neil that was our little secret rolleyes :roll: now I've got to really convince him that my weekend to spain is still only a hen night :roll: :roll: :roll:
errrrrrrrrrrrrr but the above remarks do make me think"why does he want me to take a large bundle, already packed, with me and take to the bank on his instructions?" :shock: :shock:
Quote by Calista
Just done the test and I'm an Interpersonal Thinker
LIke to think about people and try to understand them etc:
as usually ............same as bloody easy...........god just one day I'll be something different...... rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Woohoo love the avatar .... Countess .... get easy to strip naked in front of you and then you'll see the difference ;) ;) ;)
C x
Sorry, can't talk....... too busy comparing differences.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just done the test and I'm an Interpersonal Thinker
LIke to think about people and try to understand them etc:
as usually ............same as bloody easy...........god just one day I'll be something different...... rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Good point freckledbird.
the way we did it was by talking to the couple for a few weeks prior to the event by PMs.
I honestly don't know how to stop the "wrong" kind of person from picking up newbies. Maybe asking the organisers of the event or a mod who they think may be reliable? dunno
Quote by Angel Chat
New post cos I'm actually a bit pissed and missed out the most important part rolleyes
When I got to my first munch, I was terrified. I clung to the bar, and as Fred Flintstone will testify, it took someone rather strong to prise my fingers from the bar so that I'd actually talk to people. Yes, I got very drunk, but I said the next day that I couldn't believe how normal the people there were. People that I could easily imagine being on the school PTA or colleagues at work. Nice people who made me feel at ease and welcomed me with open arms and made me feel at home. It's a very rare community is this one.
Yes, there have been some problems at munches, and some people have stepped way over the boundaries that exist for all of our comfort and safety. Let's not forget though, how many people these munches have brought together in a social environment. How many friendships have been forged.
I've had so many visitors over the last few weeks while I've been off sick from work. People have driven from London, Blackburn, Coventry, Staffordshire and the other side of Manchester, just to make me a cup of coffee, have a natter and then drive home. ALl of these people have been initially met at munches, and I can only think of 2 of those visitors that I've had anything more than social interraction with.
Munches are a fantastic way to meet new friends, whether they be purely social friends, friends that you end up shagging, or something else. Let's not let a few complete tw@s who can't read and understand the rules spoil that for newcomers please!!

I quite agree with that Ac the last two munches I 've been on have expaned my friends list and it to concerns me that this post is (although highlighting a problem with some incidents) putting people off attending what is a really good time.
Perhaps if newbies or people who want to go to a munch, but are wary, could approach those who have been here a while and have experienced munches before to meet up first and walk in with them and keep close until they feel comfortably then maybe this would go some way to reassuring them. I know this worked for me and easy, as a lovely couple on here did that for us.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I wouldn't lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Congrats and it's always great to talk bollox with you lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by dambuster

BTW we will be bringing the munch brunch back again this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woohooo ! ! ! :bounce: :bounce: Can I bring my own coffee cup :bounce: :bounce:
Sorry - just got a little over excited there. If I can get back with a more serious post, before this starts going in circles; I will.
wouldn't be the same if you didn't
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
I'm really sorry to hear that some people are unwilling to come to a munch (especially Tune) as it's always lovely to meet new people,but as a recently new "munchee" I can understand why the stories regarding sex in toilets and unwelcome gropes can be a put off as it was certainly an eye opener for me .However apart from a couple of uncomfortable moments, which I was saved from by another member who had taken me under their wing, I had a ball.
I don't know if people don't approach me for unsolictised gropes etc because they are aware I don't swing, or the fact EASY is never to far away :lol: or because I just don't move out of the little group of close friends I have on here, but I've had no real reasons to complain about either of the Munches I've enjoyed.
Although I'am aware that "things" go on and I will admitt that on my first Munch I thought it was the norm and if I hadn't been told differently I would never had gone to the second Munch as that is just not me.
oooooooooooooooo calista easy is going to love you for this ..........he so would love to rid the world of certain "trends" and "images"
then I have to say it did make me chuckle do you think we will upset many people :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
JULY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Sometimes difficult to understand.
Quiet unless excited or tense. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation for
hard work.
Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.
Friendly, but not always approachable. Emotionally temperamental. Moody and
easily hurt. Witty. Not mean or revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and illogical things. Sensitive and forms friendships
carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy.
Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. No difficulties in
studying. Loves to be alone. Broods about the past and misses old friends.
Quiet, homey person. Has difficulty making new friends.
Prone to having dieting problems.
Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
The above is easy and to tell the truth it's alot like him but please don't give him any other reasons for being the way he is::shock:
Below is me most of it is true apart from the being talented in the arts and music bit.I can't draw and i sure can't sing:
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too
generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises.
Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous.
Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts.
Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and
defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns
to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make
friends.
rolleyes
Man sneezes once it's hay fever ,man sneezes twice it's a week off work ,man sneezes three times he's got flu and it's two weeks off work and bed.:violin:
Women sneezes once hopes she doesn't wet herself ( if you've had kids you will understand) ,woman sneezes twice buys some tissuses,woman sneezes three times she prays it's not a cold and carries on wink
unfortunatly it's not just my mind ...........most people tell me it's my laugh too redface surprisedops: :twisted: :twisted:
appartenly i can twist the most innocent of things into something dirty well thats according to my workmates...... i can't see it myself rolleyes :roll:
doesn't matter if I 'm horny or not Easy wont go there but it doesn't stop his fun as i'll do anything to keep him happy until it's over :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
then he can reciprocate wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
What about us that don't flirt ? lol :lol:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what do you mean "us that don't flirt" if you don't flirt then I'm a virgin :shock: and as were on this subject could somebody please tell me how to flirt as it's not something I do at all.......................(walks off looking coy and sweet and inocent) innocent
Hiya Gorgeous.
Nearly split my cup of tea when I read that. rotflmao :rotflmao:
Nice to see you here.
it's nice to be here too wink
I thought mine would be really low but i was 69% cool 8-) 8-) I 'm impressed with myself.
Quote by dambuster

oooooooooooooo no!................its Dammie!... ..............please tell me its not true worship

Before . .
But don't worry Debs, it's coming straight back redface
Thank god for that how would I reconize you ? rolleyes hang on though the comb left in the hair and a coffee cup still attached to the hand might still help lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
got to say I like hairy men (chest etc) but the only facial hair I like is a well trimed goatee or five o clock shadow ...................then again I havn't really had any experiences with men with any tasches :twisted:
Quote by Chamone
Easy
You are a scholar and a gentleman that is assuming you are male if not you are a scholaress and a gentlewoman !!!! lol biggrin

i hope to god he is male ................(runs off to check) ......................yep he sure is :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
What about us that don't flirt ? lol :lol:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what do you mean "us that don't flirt" if you don't flirt then I'm a virgin :shock: and as were on this subject could somebody please tell me how to flirt as it's not something I do at all.......................(walks off looking coy and sweet and inocent) innocent
I hope to go to bed with a 6ft hunk but it depends if I can get him off here or not ............. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
if he makes me wait I take eeyore instead redface surprisedops:
OMG easy has kept me away far toooooooooooooo long there is a whole thread on one of my most favourite parts of a male bits ...............BUMS............... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and may I say what a lot of sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :smitten: :smitten: bums there are
I must make a list and at the next munch i'am at hunt them out and have a good old grope :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
old is when .................your mate at work says "I love getting advice from you it's like having my mum at work"...........................and your only 10 years older than her :cry:
Quote by awol
.................................................. ....
POPLAR TREE (Uncertainty) - looks very decorative, not
very self-confident, only courageous if necessary,
needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy,
often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good
organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable
in any situation, takes partnership seriously.
..............................................

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr some of it's true but i'm not saying what.................
ooooooooooooo I can now say i've played with a woman lol :lol: :lol: wink
had to turn the volume down as I got asked by small child "what you doing mum?" redface