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hey you guys were quick to respond to my alert this afternoon... dun let some p'd off guy put u down. I think 90% of the adds here are timewasters to be honest (not to mention a lot of peeps in the chat room) but I certainly don't think it's anyone's fault but those who posted them in the first place!
You keep going guys!
Paul
You keep going guys!
Paul
I think Mods are great on account they (try) to keep the rest of from being hassled by idiots who, lets face it, just want to ruin People's fun.
Bilko's posts (along with most others inc mine) are really fun posts and certainly not aimed at hurting anyone...
I think this is a great place and like it just the way it is... I've been chatting on the net for well over 10 years now (gawd) as I used to work for a modem manufacturer and it was a good way to test kit all day (well that's my excuse anyway) and there will always be people who want to take a stab at others.... sad but true.
Paul
Bilko's posts (along with most others inc mine) are really fun posts and certainly not aimed at hurting anyone...
I think this is a great place and like it just the way it is... I've been chatting on the net for well over 10 years now (gawd) as I used to work for a modem manufacturer and it was a good way to test kit all day (well that's my excuse anyway) and there will always be people who want to take a stab at others.... sad but true.
Paul
yor house, yor rules... and at 18 she'd know that by now. It may be him who is nudging her towards getting dad to bend a little. You never know, she may be wanting you to say uh uh... saves her saying it. At 18 they certainly could find other places to be together without any issues. If they were in the same room, you'd get no sleep anyway wondering what was going on... so for your own peace of mind... stick to your rules!
at 18, my gf's parents sed no... and I just had to put up with it and they liked me more for respecting their rules. Never a bad thing to get on with dad!
at 18, my gf's parents sed no... and I just had to put up with it and they liked me more for respecting their rules. Never a bad thing to get on with dad!
since finding this site:
My boiler broke, one of the driveway gates fell off. The gales dumped what leaves were left on the trees, into my garden and the blossom that had just struggled to break out as we head towards spring, has been sprinkled onto the pond I didn't have before the rain.
I've since contacted a number of the Mods, who I must say typicaly replied "this has nothing to do with us..."
My boiler broke, one of the driveway gates fell off. The gales dumped what leaves were left on the trees, into my garden and the blossom that had just struggled to break out as we head towards spring, has been sprinkled onto the pond I didn't have before the rain.
I've since contacted a number of the Mods, who I must say typicaly replied "this has nothing to do with us..."
cor blimey guv, strike a light.. look what we av ere... we got r selves a regular septic geezer come a visitin and make no mistake...
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Howdy ya'll, well I'll be dog gone if we aint got ourselves a rootin tootin stranger in these here parts. Howdy fella...
I think that's how one speaks when dealing with a person from one of Her Majesty's former colonies don't you know... toodle pip old boy
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Howdy ya'll, well I'll be dog gone if we aint got ourselves a rootin tootin stranger in these here parts. Howdy fella...
I think that's how one speaks when dealing with a person from one of Her Majesty's former colonies don't you know... toodle pip old boy
too true!
I store my txt's and reply to them rather than create a new one and select the person I want to send too as I tend to txt much the same people.... only... with my old fone it didn't store the name, just the number of the person who sent me a txt... I sent a reply to what I thought was a txt from my wife saying "have you got knickers on?" but instead it went to 14yo stable girl who worked for us!! Thank GOD we'd all been laughing about the txt's I send to my wife and the fact I always screw them up a week before hand or I'd have been in hot water! :shock: :shock:
I store my txt's and reply to them rather than create a new one and select the person I want to send too as I tend to txt much the same people.... only... with my old fone it didn't store the name, just the number of the person who sent me a txt... I sent a reply to what I thought was a txt from my wife saying "have you got knickers on?" but instead it went to 14yo stable girl who worked for us!! Thank GOD we'd all been laughing about the txt's I send to my wife and the fact I always screw them up a week before hand or I'd have been in hot water! :shock: :shock:
Oh such filth.... :shock: this was supposed to stimulate intellectual conversation all about how all the slow runners would get eaten first etc. thus breeding a race of highly fit and quick witted individuals who trusted no one.... but you all gone and ruined it now with smut and filth showing you are all nothing but pinky kerverts who need eating before the slow runners!!
Yours, Shocked
Of Newbury
Yours, Shocked
Of Newbury
Quick trip into Carfone Whorehouse will get you a 10 quid phone card from Virgin and 5 quid air time. Stick the card in an -- UN LOCKED phone and get them to call you on it . If you don't like what you hear, bin the Sim card and never need hear from them again.
Thank god for pay as you go...
Thank god for pay as you go...
Over beers one nite at a BBQ. For sum reason this popped into my head so I asked it... "who would you eat first? The ugly people, so that only (and made the mistake of saying good people) were left behind... and if so.. which bits first?" 2 Vegies who were at the BBQ took offence to the fact that I would equate good with pretty and that they would eat anyone regardless of looks... 
One of the girls though she wouldn't mind a piece of my arse!!! :shock: 
One of the girls though she wouldn't mind a piece of my arse!!! :shock: Playing "Curbie" (bouncing ball over the road to hit the curb on the otehr side...
Bacon doesn't taste the same anymore either... is all watery and stuff.. Eggs... well they are just spawn of the Devil they are...
Bread.... what happened to bread!!!
Look at these shoes, I've only had them a week and the heels worn through....
Bacon doesn't taste the same anymore either... is all watery and stuff.. Eggs... well they are just spawn of the Devil they are...
Bread.... what happened to bread!!!
Look at these shoes, I've only had them a week and the heels worn through....
