Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

Forum

There really is no need to be scared of munches. Honestly. It's just a bunch of people (half of whom don't know each other either) having a drink, a chat, and a laugh. All nervousness will vanish within five minutes.
Even I think think they're fun, despite my extreme pubphobia.
Quote by winchwench
Can I be an honorary man......

It's not my thread, so I'm probably not allowed to make the rules. But I have to say I much prefer you as a woman.
With whatever size boobs you like.
If you'll wait there just a couple of seconds... I'm just making a quick trip to the freezer.
Why stop at a double? I've noticed that the bar here is stocked with those wonderful never-emptying bottles of every drink there is. And all hangover-free. I don't know how they do it.
So - five quads, was it?
There's no need for a cold shower. If you need to cool down, there must be a photo of me around somewhere...
It's time I got back into attending the occasional social or munch. There's far too many people here who I've never met. Count me in.
I must be using the wrong brand of Worcester sauce.
Ooh! Fish finger butties. I haven't had one of those for so long.
One post for each boob, eh Sparky? :-)
As far as I'm concerned, the perfect size is anything that isn't too far out of proportion with the rest of the body. That isn't much of an answer, I know. It's just not something that's very important. Whatever size you've got is almost certainly the perfect size for you.
Goal? There was a goal? Sorry, my attention was distracted away from the ball for a moment.
I hate to be the one to break it to you... well, no, that's not true. I have a big dictionary and delight in occasions to use it.
"Hide" is from Old English (aka Anglo Saxon). You can conceal Mr Wobbly's helmet if you like.
Dock is Germanic, but doesn't enter English until well after the Normans. Cosmonaut is Greek via Russian. So you're OK with that.
Anyone for some horizontal jogging?
Happy birthday! I'm sorry I missed it. Perhaps I'd better keep my distance until the urge to Slap has passed. I trust you had a good time - in that company anything less than a great time would be difficult.
Quote by westerross
Ian McEwan hits the button every time with me. I think Atonement is a modern classic of the future ( confused ). It was a shame that they made Enduring Love as his first film.

There was a film of The Innocent in 1993. Nowhere near as good as the book, of course.
Atonement was brilliant.
It could be that she enjoys the fantasy, but doesn't want it to become real. There's a lot of things I enjoy fantasising about, but would never (never say never, John) have the courage to do. Some things make a good fantasy but a disasterous reality.
If I was capable of following my own advice, I'd talk with her about the things she enjoys (and is willing to talk about), rather than the things she's not interested in. Over time the list might grow longer, as she gains confidence.
Or I could be talking bollocks.
You don't like rugby? There must be a female football team near you somewhere. Why don't you invite them over one weekend?
Quote by heavenly
Like your style, but don't think it is going to work.

Not a chance.
That's a tough one. If you're at all worried that he won't like the idea, you shouldn't try to force it on him. All you have to do is find yourself another man who won't mind. Someone like ... umm ... gosh, it's so hard to find a man like that these days. I suppose I could do it for you.
Worth a try, wasn't it?
I forgot to take the first test. 388 for me. I'm not sure I'm qualified to be on this site at all. I've got a LOT of catching up to do.
I'm very impressed with the 20%, by the way.
Quote by stuartNW
perhaps we can all come up with a really decent and down right filthy questionaire and have everyone answer it biggrin

Something like this?
69.8% for me. Very disappointing.
And I thought the people around here had no taste in Christmas lights. Can you imagine living next to that?
Quote by lilacgem
I'm facing my first christmas on my own, not feeling very brave about it at the mo though...

You're not really alone when you're here with us. We can have a lovely SH Christmas of our own.
No... can't be that. He hasn't been nearly naughty enough. Yet.
Ooh, I do love a good totally unfounded rumour. So what do you think she wants him for?
Quote by Jags
Now.... about my PC!!!

What have you done to the poor thing now? I keep telling you - you can slap unruly SH members, but not the computer. You'll just knock it off the desk and dent the disk, wreck the RAM, or if you're very unlucky, mangle the monitor. Or even prang the processor. Nasty.
And how do you know what I'm doing over Christmas? I still don't know, and I'm the one who'll be doing it. (I imagine my plan of "nothing at all" is going to get boring very quickly, and there's a limit to how much time you can spend in bed when there's only the one of you). You've got those transmit-backwards-in-time spy cameras installed, haven't you?
Quote by
Get her so druck she does not Know what she's doing! Sounds like to me.

You'd think so, wouldn't you? But then this story popped up a recently: . The woman could not remember giving or refusing consent. Fortunately "the outcome did not set a precedent for other cases".
I'll be on my own this Christmas. To be honest, I'm happy about that. It'll be a great chance to stop, do as little as possible, and get some well needed rest.
Quote by robm73
grim delapidated mining towns which are full of smackheads

There may be grim delapidated mining towns up north, but Newcastle definitely is not one of them. It's a real gem. I'm no Geordie (being a transplanted Aussie), but I can still be proud to live here.
We're supposed to submit leave requests?
Oh.
Oh dear.
I'm in trouble now. How long has it been since I was last properly here? Perhaps I'll be lucky and no one will recognise me. I'll pretend to be new.
Quote by Alexandra
'The Mists of Avalon'

I haven't read the book, but I do have the DVD. It's quite a change from the usual treatments. And quite naughty in parts too wink
I was in one of these programmes when I was a youngster. The one in primary school was good: very stimulating. Bright kids get bored quickly if they're kept at the pace of the rest of the class, which can lead to all sorts of problems.
High school was mixed. They put us through an accelerated maths and science course, which was great. We were lucky in keeping the same excellent (and inspiring) maths teacher for the whole time.
But they accelerated the humanities too. By the end of it I was officially illiterate (at least as far as university entrance requirements were concerned). It took another decade before I understood literature.
They also had us all in one class, not mixing with the other kids in the school. That was a disaster for my already weak social skills.
That was a long time ago, in another country. I hope things are different here and now.
Time to visit . I'm not on it (yet, probably never), but I enjoy reading the inspirational things that other people post. OK, and it's a good way to kill a few minutes at work.