Quote by Pete_sw
where is Will anyway? he's been awfully quiet recently
If I lived with Sappho, I wouldn't have much time for anything else either.
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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Sex God
It's almost that simple. Very new people will have to get themselves known, or it would be too easy for all sorts of undesirables (certain parts of the press have an unhealthy fascination with swinging) to turn up and cause problems. Once you've been here for a while and got yourselves known, all you have to do is ask for an invitation.
If someone here already knows you, it's easier. Just get them to say that you're OK.
There should be a sticky in the "Let's meet up" forum that explains it all much better than I can.
(edit) Here it is: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html The fourth paragraph is for newbies.
If someone here already knows you, it's easier. Just get them to say that you're OK.
There should be a sticky in the "Let's meet up" forum that explains it all much better than I can.
(edit) Here it is: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html The fourth paragraph is for newbies.
Sex God
I can't see what the fuss is about
All my friends think it's hilarious
It's all fun and laughs until you kill someone.
Is my memory just making this up, or did the Australian police take spectacularly wrecked cars and put them on the side of some of the more accident-prone roads? It's a good reminder to pay attention.
Sex God
How far would I go for a fork? I just measured: the kitchen is about 10 metres away. There's no point going further than that.
How far would I go for a film? There's a couple of cinemas in town. I've never seen a film that I'd travel as far as London for.
How far would I go for a fool? I've got one right here. No need to go anywhere.
How far would I go for a feed? Again, the kitchen is about 10 metres away. But sometimes it has no food. Then I have to go a little further to the supermarket. On special occasions I'll go to a restaurant.
How far would I go for a flag? I'm not that patriotic. I don't think I'd bother going anywhere.
How far would I go for a feud? The 60s are long gone. I don't really have the hair to be a hippy. But I do fully support the sentiment of "make love, not war". No feuds for me, please.
How far would I go for a fern? There's one growing (not very successfully) in the above-mentioned garden. I'm not a big fan of ferns, so I wouldn't go very far for another.
How far would I go for a farm? I can't manage my own garden. What would I do with a whole farm?
How far would I go for a fuck? If it's just a fuck, not very far. But throw in some decent conversation and a few laughs, and I'll go quite a bit further. For the right person, I might cross an ocean. But I haven't met her yet.
How far would I go for a film? There's a couple of cinemas in town. I've never seen a film that I'd travel as far as London for.
How far would I go for a fool? I've got one right here. No need to go anywhere.
How far would I go for a feed? Again, the kitchen is about 10 metres away. But sometimes it has no food. Then I have to go a little further to the supermarket. On special occasions I'll go to a restaurant.
How far would I go for a flag? I'm not that patriotic. I don't think I'd bother going anywhere.
How far would I go for a feud? The 60s are long gone. I don't really have the hair to be a hippy. But I do fully support the sentiment of "make love, not war". No feuds for me, please.
How far would I go for a fern? There's one growing (not very successfully) in the above-mentioned garden. I'm not a big fan of ferns, so I wouldn't go very far for another.
How far would I go for a farm? I can't manage my own garden. What would I do with a whole farm?
How far would I go for a fuck? If it's just a fuck, not very far. But throw in some decent conversation and a few laughs, and I'll go quite a bit further. For the right person, I might cross an ocean. But I haven't met her yet.
Sex God
Firstly, congratulations on the milestone. I'm still not there, and I've been hanging around this place for ages. A thousand posts is a lot.
Completely off topic, but a story I had to share. Once upon a time I was at some social event with a friend from uni. I saw him quite frequently (at least once a week), but hardly ever saw his family. On this occasion they were there. Except... no, someone's missing. Wasn't there another sister? Aged about 10?
She was there. She was the very sexy 20 year old.
I've been feeling my age ever since.
Quote by little gem
Seeing people you remember joining hit a milestone thats taken them some time is like going to a family party and seeing the baby cousin who not quite so baby anymore!
Completely off topic, but a story I had to share. Once upon a time I was at some social event with a friend from uni. I saw him quite frequently (at least once a week), but hardly ever saw his family. On this occasion they were there. Except... no, someone's missing. Wasn't there another sister? Aged about 10?
She was there. She was the very sexy 20 year old.
I've been feeling my age ever since.
Sex God
I've been out of the munches for a while, and I'm looking forward to getting back into it.
Can we expect further polls on LMU and ads?
1 - Are you male/female/couple?
Male
2 - How many munches have you attended?
Three
3 - What is the typical/average time lapse between the munches you have attended?
A few months apart, then a two year gap.
4 - After attending your first munch (not including people you already knew or have had sex with or people you have already arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with as a direct result of attending the munch?
None
5 - As a result of attending a subsequent munch (not including people you had already met at a previous munch/socially or already have had sex with or arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with directly as a result of attending that munch?
One
6 - What do you estimate to be the typical number of attendees at the munches you have attended?
Twenty-thirty or a hundred or so.
7 - What would you estimate to be the typical % of attendees you get to know at a munch? People I didn't know before?
Quite low. I'm very shy. Maybe 5%
8 - Do you ever arranged to meet a person/people who you have not met at a munch? Yes
9 - How many munches would you estimate you will be attending this year?
Four or five
10 - What is your primary reason for attending a munch?
Meeting new people (non-sexually), and seeing old friends.
Quote by PoloLady
Myself and a few SH friends were having a discussion (between other things) relating to munches, LMU and photo ads. We were debating the differing success rate each offers in relation to sex (rather than the social aspect). As a result of our discussion I have decided to do some research.
Can we expect further polls on LMU and ads?
1 - Are you male/female/couple?
Male
2 - How many munches have you attended?
Three
3 - What is the typical/average time lapse between the munches you have attended?
A few months apart, then a two year gap.
4 - After attending your first munch (not including people you already knew or have had sex with or people you have already arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with as a direct result of attending the munch?
None
5 - As a result of attending a subsequent munch (not including people you had already met at a previous munch/socially or already have had sex with or arranged to meet at an after party) how many new people did you arrange to have sexual encounters with directly as a result of attending that munch?
One
6 - What do you estimate to be the typical number of attendees at the munches you have attended?
Twenty-thirty or a hundred or so.
7 - What would you estimate to be the typical % of attendees you get to know at a munch? People I didn't know before?
Quite low. I'm very shy. Maybe 5%
8 - Do you ever arranged to meet a person/people who you have not met at a munch? Yes
9 - How many munches would you estimate you will be attending this year?
Four or five
10 - What is your primary reason for attending a munch?
Meeting new people (non-sexually), and seeing old friends.
