Quote by st3v3
It was flagged as deleted, I've recovered it for you.
And there it is. Thanks. I think I've learned my lesson: stay away from the photos.
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Dawn is correct - you don't have any on the site!!
Please don't look on this as insubordination or disobeying orders from a superior officer or anything like that. But I very definitely do have a photo here. I can see it in my private gallery (despite it not being there, if you know what I mean).
The "profile" box is ticked (it's actually a radio button and can't be un-ticked). Is that bad? I've just ticked the "private" box too. It doesn't seem to have helped.
The photo was in my public gallery when I first loaded it sometime last week. A few people saw it.
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I have one photo here. When I go to the "My Photos" page it is listed as public. But when I look for it through my profile it's not there. It is there in my private gallery.
Is it just me that it doesn't work for? Does anyone have any idea what I'm doing wrong?
(Before you get too excited, the photo is just me in the rabbit suit)
Is it just me that it doesn't work for? Does anyone have any idea what I'm doing wrong?
(Before you get too excited, the photo is just me in the rabbit suit)
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Quote by redpantherman
Its bad enuff to be stood up by one person... but to get stood up by 6 of you lot on the same feckin night!!!
*Ahem*
I was standing by the door in my best going-out clothes (which are the same as my going to work clothes and my working in the garden clothes. I must go shopping). Waiting all day. But you never turned up.
The less charitable part of me is thinking that perhaps you drove straight there without even a thought of picking us up on the way. But I know that can't possibly be true. You must have got lost or something. Remind me to give you a better map next time.
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Yeah i was thinking it might be a bit of a squeeze also but nothing i couldn't do with the help of a vice, crowbar and a couple of meat hooks:lol: :lol:
That's it! You're now officially off my "people I'd like to meet at a munch" list, and on the "people to avoid at all costs" list.
(But I still think you're cute)
) Sex God
I have a child-like delight in language and communication. "Do you know what I know?" must be the greatest achievement of the art. Seeing if another person shares some secret information, without giving anything away in case they don't. Then there's that exciting moment when you realise that they do know, and can start speaking more clearly.
I hope she reads your post. Then you can stop the games and move things on.
I hope she reads your post. Then you can stop the games and move things on.
Sex God
I don't want to speak for Judy, but I don't think the word "unacceptable" is right here. It's perfectly acceptable. It's just that the more information you provide (both on who you are and what you're looking for), the more chance you will have of success.
If you're not looking for a meet, there's no need to provide any personal information. If you want to get to know people well first, you might prefer to make hundreds of posts in dozens of forum converstations over a few months.
If you're not looking for a meet, there's no need to provide any personal information. If you want to get to know people well first, you might prefer to make hundreds of posts in dozens of forum converstations over a few months.
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Quote by BazzaNW
Toshibs alptop
There's your problem. It's designed to run best on the top of a mountain. It doesn't like being this close to sea level. Have you tried sticking some books under the table legs to get a bit more height?
Sorry, couldn't help it. I'll leave the proper answers to someone who knows the first thing about webcams.
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Quote by sarflad
I just wondered if it could be 'Clittori"
Not even if it was Latin. -i is for second-declension nouns ending in -us, not -is.
It's actually from Greek, and my sources inform me that the plural is "clitorides". But I expect you could get away with "clitorises" too (and far fewer funny looks).
(I know very little Latin grammar. Google is a great substitute for knowledge)
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Unsurprisingly, the net contains more than several lists of euphemisms. I quite like "make ends meet" (which sadly fails the AS test). I don't understand "have a bit of summer cabbage" (which also fails). Anyone volunteer to teach me that one? "Growling at the badger" appeals to me for some reason.
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I'm bored, I'm boring, I don't have the imagination to find something to occupy a single afternoon. There can't be anything likable about me, or I'd have already found some friends. I want a quick shag, and don't really care what you get out of it (if you get anything at all).
I know how to have fun, and enjoy life as much as I can. I have many friends who enjoy my company (as much as I enjoy theirs). Women find me attractive. I'm having a great time, and would like to share and celebrate it with you.
No one is going to write either of these ads, of course. This is simply the impression you get of people by reading between the lines. Which do you think will be more successful?
I know how to have fun, and enjoy life as much as I can. I have many friends who enjoy my company (as much as I enjoy theirs). Women find me attractive. I'm having a great time, and would like to share and celebrate it with you.
No one is going to write either of these ads, of course. This is simply the impression you get of people by reading between the lines. Which do you think will be more successful?
Sex God
It sounds like it happens to a lot of men. Four or five just in this little thread. How common is it, and is it something to worry about?
If it happened to me, I'd want to see a doctor. But if it's something that you've lived with your whole life, and doesn't really cause much trouble, you might think it's normal and there's something wrong with us non-sufferers.
A quick consultation with Dr Google produced this:
Not that I'd trust information from random internet sites.
If it happened to me, I'd want to see a doctor. But if it's something that you've lived with your whole life, and doesn't really cause much trouble, you might think it's normal and there's something wrong with us non-sufferers.
A quick consultation with Dr Google produced this:
Sexual arousal that does not terminate in ejaculation can cause congestion in the sperm carrying tubes, resulting in a dull aching sensation in the testicle. This is sometimes referred to as ‘blue balls’, which is inconvenient but entirely harmless. The pain disappears within a few hours anyway, although some men relieve the discomfort through masturbation.
Not that I'd trust information from random internet sites.
