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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Quote by dazandlou
I cant think of anyone else that has a birthday on May 7th.
You're hurting Kat's feelings. All that effort made posting that link, wasted!
If you like your celebrities old and wrinkly, how about Robert Browning? No, a little too old. And by now not so much wrinkly as completely decomposed. Not a turn-on. Tchaikovsky is in the same situation (cue Monty Python's Decomposing Composers). Eva Peron? No, she won't be swinging much either.
Mike Myers. He's not in the same league as the others, but at least he's still alive.
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All of my dictionaries say "recognize", with "recognise" as an accepted variation. I can never remember which words use -ize and which use -ise, so I tend to use -ise everywhere. It's very lazy of me, I know, but it does make me identifiable as Not American.
I was going to ask if anyone had a list of correct -ise words that I could (eventually) learn. Then I realized that it's the perfect job for a rhyming dictionary.
Franchise, surmise, despise, comprise, excise, incise, chastise... perhaps I should just give up and never use any -ise or -ize words in writing.
Quantize. I will remember that one. I use it all the time at work, and I've been getting it wrong.
Back to the "Does sise matter?" thread.
I was going to ask if anyone had a list of correct -ise words that I could (eventually) learn. Then I realized that it's the perfect job for a rhyming dictionary.
Franchise, surmise, despise, comprise, excise, incise, chastise... perhaps I should just give up and never use any -ise or -ize words in writing.
Quantize. I will remember that one. I use it all the time at work, and I've been getting it wrong.
Back to the "Does sise matter?" thread.
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Quote by jammy
Getting close i think to a meet but boy is it hard work.
This caught my eye. Hard work? That's not the way to approach it. Getting to know people here is half the fun. They're more likely to want to meet if they think you're a fun person to be with, and this is the place to make that impression.
Just enjoy yourself. The worst that can happen is that you've spent some time having fun with the best bunch of people I've ever met. Everything else is a bonus.
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The closest I've managed was driving into a tree at 100km/h (60m/h), snapping the seat belt. I walked away with a few cuts and bruises.
It wasn't my fault: that curve is well known to the local police. One of the photos shows partly healed scrape marks on a nearby tree, just above mine. Someone else had done exactly the same thing a few months earlier.
Bruised ribs hurt.
Then there was the time I was calibrating an oscilloscope (several thousand volts on certain bits of the insides) without using the recommended plastic screwdriver. I couldn't see properly for a few minutes.
It wasn't my fault: that curve is well known to the local police. One of the photos shows partly healed scrape marks on a nearby tree, just above mine. Someone else had done exactly the same thing a few months earlier.
Bruised ribs hurt.
Then there was the time I was calibrating an oscilloscope (several thousand volts on certain bits of the insides) without using the recommended plastic screwdriver. I couldn't see properly for a few minutes.
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For the record: I am not shaven there, and I'm not going to be. If I started shaving, I'd have to continue on to my chest, arms, hands, legs, feet, back, neck... it would take a week, and then it would be time to start again. It's not happening.
I understand that many women prefer the follically challenged. There are also many women who like big cuddly teddy bears. Thank god for that.
I understand that many women prefer the follically challenged. There are also many women who like big cuddly teddy bears. Thank god for that.
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Quote by Sappho
Horny Old Slapper (pussy like the Mersey Tunnel, horny and up for it good and hard with the largest dick available by a very young stud)
Hi Sapho! Dad gave me a packet of condoms for my 14th birthday last week. He had to go to three shops to find ones big enough for my monster dick. When can I meet u?
Excellent post, Roger. A work of genius.
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I distinguish between kissing and snogging. Kissing is the friendly social type that I think Sappho was thinking about. It can be on the cheek or lips, but is never much more than a quick peck. Snogging is prolonged, on the lips, perhaps with tongue. Snogging is kissing with intent.
A quick kiss on the cheek is a good greeting, on the days I'm not feeling too shy. I'd only move it to the lips once I know that the other person isn't uncomfortable with it.
I don't have the emotional associations with kissing or snogging because I don't have a partner. There's no chance for jealousy.
A quick kiss on the cheek is a good greeting, on the days I'm not feeling too shy. I'd only move it to the lips once I know that the other person isn't uncomfortable with it.
I don't have the emotional associations with kissing or snogging because I don't have a partner. There's no chance for jealousy.
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The Sixth Sense was on TV the other night. When he pulls the tent off the girl: that was the moment that made the film for me. His fear was so convincing I felt it myself.
I don't believe in ghosts, and I'm not normally scared of the dark. I take short-cuts home through cemeteries on moonless midnights and think nothing of it. But after watching that movie, I have to sleep with the lights on.
I don't believe in ghosts, and I'm not normally scared of the dark. I take short-cuts home through cemeteries on moonless midnights and think nothing of it. But after watching that movie, I have to sleep with the lights on.
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Quote by shireen-steve
After living in Australia for 6 years, there's not much in the way of hairy or creepy crawly that scares me now.......
After 6 years in Australia, you should be terrified of creepy crawlies! There's not a lot there that creeps, crawls, slithers or wriggles that won't kill you if you give it a chance.
I had to move over here because my fondness for spiders was a fatal accident waiting for the right moment.
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Quote by Mark
DJohn: Woah, that's a weird one! I'll just ignore it if you don't mind;)
I do my best.
It's not much of a problem. Just having the window pop up is enough to let me know that I've got a PM. It doesn't matter what it says. But I had to tell you: I know how fond I am of intermittent bugs that only appear under circumstances that are almost impossible to reproduce. They're the fun ones
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I'm sure there are women who want only a large penis and fast hard penetration without much foreplay. I've never met them. Archangel, I find your comments very puzzling: it's like we're living on different planets, and have experience of women of two completely different species.
We must also be reading different versions of SH. On the first page of "women seeking men" ads, there are five ads requiring well endowed men (and two saying that she'd prefer it, but it's not essential). That's out of thirty.
We must also be reading different versions of SH. On the first page of "women seeking men" ads, there are five ads requiring well endowed men (and two saying that she'd prefer it, but it's not essential). That's out of thirty.
