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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I will not be happy and I will most probably be rude.
I've seen some of what Blue is capable of when she's not happy. You really really really don't want to do it.
On the other hand, who wouldn't welcome a nice polite "that was a great post", "thanks for making me laugh", or "you sound like you need a big hug"?
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I saw one yesterday that said "So many men ... so little time". Of course, it's only now that I think of whispering to her "we'll be on this train for at least another five minutes".
Sappho's shirt was the one that made me change my name to Lesbians for a night. Didn't work, dammit
Sappho's shirt was the one that made me change my name to Lesbians for a night. Didn't work, dammit
Sex God
Quote by mattmoleman
Make yourself (Or get somebody to make one for you) a nice hot drink, preferably cocoa or hot chocolate. Unwrap a penguin biscuit. Bite the corner off and eat it. Do the same for the opposite corner.
I don't have to read the rest. I know where this is going...
No no no no no no no!!!!!!
You need Tim Tams for this. It's worth flying to Australia for them.
Sex God
There is no culinary disaster that cannot be saved by the addition of more chilli. Add a little, and the taste will be improved. If that's not enough, add more and no one will be able to taste anything else. If that's still not enough, add even more and make it completely inedible. Then phone for a pizza.
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Quote by tigerbee
In the 'women seeking men' categories it seems in every other advert the women (and 'couples seeking men' come to think of it) ask for guys 8" or more, so this isn't just a male claim/boast but what a lot of women want too.
It does seem that way, but it's not true. I just had a look at the first page (30 ads): 4 weren't straight "woman seeking man" ads (one man seeking women, three were women using the ads to communicate something else). 6 wanted a large penis. 20 didn't mention size at all. None requested a small penis.
It appears that most women don't care (much like I suspect that most men really don't mind what size a woman's breasts are). There's a small minority who want large, and a very small minority (not represented in this sample) who want small.
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(Wearing his Tkano mask, hoping no one notices)
My dear Daffodil, your solution is an easy one. Post a plea on the SH forum (the Cafe would be the best place for it, perhaps in a thread where people discuss various problems that they're having). You'll soon find yourself with a long line of potential partners to take you to all the adult cinemas you could want.
The other solution involves a little more work, but might be more satisfying: set up some cameras in your bedroom. Film until you think you've got enough. Then open your own adult cinema. I know I'd come to watch.
My dear Daffodil, your solution is an easy one. Post a plea on the SH forum (the Cafe would be the best place for it, perhaps in a thread where people discuss various problems that they're having). You'll soon find yourself with a long line of potential partners to take you to all the adult cinemas you could want.
The other solution involves a little more work, but might be more satisfying: set up some cameras in your bedroom. Film until you think you've got enough. Then open your own adult cinema. I know I'd come to watch.
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"Statistics have shown that 95 per cent of rapists and sexual murders display voyeuristic tendencies."
Do these same statistics show that 95% of the general population also display voyeuristic tendencies? (I don't know what the actual figure is, but I suspect it's quite high). And how many of the voyeurs are rapists? That's the important question. The answer is definitely not 95%, however much they'd like to imply it.
Statistics and newspapers are at best a dangerous combination.
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You can look at it two ways: making sure there are enough women to go around (not very nice), or avoiding the event feeling too male-dominated and threatening for the women who go (which I think is quite thoughtful).
I'm not a woman, and I can't pretend to think in the way that a hypothetical "typical woman" would. But if I was the only woman among twenty men, I'd have one drink and bolt.
If it wasn't in May, if it wasn't in London, and if it wasn't mainly for the newcomers, you'd have another man on your hands.
I'm not a woman, and I can't pretend to think in the way that a hypothetical "typical woman" would. But if I was the only woman among twenty men, I'd have one drink and bolt.
If it wasn't in May, if it wasn't in London, and if it wasn't mainly for the newcomers, you'd have another man on your hands.
Sex God
Jim Dodge: anything, really (he hasn't written nearly enough). There is no book more perfect than Fup, but Not Fade Away is longer.
Haruki Murakami: A Wild Sheep Chase. It made me even more confused about identity and free will than I was before.
You'll never find a copy, but David Foster: The Glade Within The Grove. "...tempts us to feel that here the work of the novel is done so well that there can be no achievement beyond it."
I'll put in a vote for Atonement as well. McEwan is a master of manipulation.
Haruki Murakami: A Wild Sheep Chase. It made me even more confused about identity and free will than I was before.
You'll never find a copy, but David Foster: The Glade Within The Grove. "...tempts us to feel that here the work of the novel is done so well that there can be no achievement beyond it."
I'll put in a vote for Atonement as well. McEwan is a master of manipulation.
Sex God
Books. Camera. Books. Film. Books. Music. Books.
A guide book for the place you're visiting. A light fluffy book for the plane. A more serious book for when your brain recovers from the flight. And if you're me, an empty notebook so you can write down ideas for work.
You never know when you're going to see the perfect photo. If you're travelling, you never know if you'll see it again. No camera, instant regrets.
Life without music isn't life.
A guide book for the place you're visiting. A light fluffy book for the plane. A more serious book for when your brain recovers from the flight. And if you're me, an empty notebook so you can write down ideas for work.
You never know when you're going to see the perfect photo. If you're travelling, you never know if you'll see it again. No camera, instant regrets.
Life without music isn't life.
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I'd be willing to judge the reality from the fantasy. It doesn't sound all that difficult. Just include me in the "research" sessions (good writers research their stories thoroughly). Then all I'd have to do when a story is submitted is check my diary.
I'd be happy to put in the time and effort. It'd be for the benefit of the site, after all.
I'd be happy to put in the time and effort. It'd be for the benefit of the site, after all.
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
Porn? ...It sure puts Marmite on my toast.
Judy... after reading your recent posts, I'd say that everything puts Marmite on your toast! You lucky thing
Then there's your apparant obsession with "dipping your bread" (good advice, by the way. Very good advice). Do all baked food products turn you on? I'll have to remember to bring a baguette to the next Munch.
It's all right. I see the panic in your eye that you're trying so hard to hide. The Vegemite will be left safely on the other side of the world.
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Is Molly sexy? Are bears catholic?
Well, I don't know about the bears, but Molly is SEXY. But of course it's so hard to tell from that one little picture. You should... err... put up a page of pictures. Yeah. So we can, you know, get a proper look at just how sexy she is.
Think that'll work?
While we're ego boosting, I just noticed that people actually nominated me in the Awards thread. Wow. DJohn and Harvey are both delighted and not a little surprised.
Well, I don't know about the bears, but Molly is SEXY. But of course it's so hard to tell from that one little picture. You should... err... put up a page of pictures. Yeah. So we can, you know, get a proper look at just how sexy she is.
Think that'll work?
While we're ego boosting, I just noticed that people actually nominated me in the Awards thread. Wow. DJohn and Harvey are both delighted and not a little surprised.
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Quote by Carpathian
Right then, looks like you have no excuse for an exit either then Sarge - there really is no escape from here !
The only reason that I will accept for either of you leaving is to track down Arti and bring him back.
(Yes, I'm still here. The real world intervenes again
) Sex God
The one that worked for me (as far as any technique did, which to be honest they didn't) was to not study at all the half day before each exam. If it's an afternoon exam, take the morning off. If it's a morning exam, then the evening of the day before.
Don't study. Don't feel guilty about not studying. Watch TV, go to the cinema, read a book, whatever relaxes you. If it hasn't stuck by then, half a day more isn't going to help. It's much more important to go into the exam relaxed.
The "mum, I need you to go back in time to nine months before I was born and have an affair with a genius" approach doesn't work.
Don't study. Don't feel guilty about not studying. Watch TV, go to the cinema, read a book, whatever relaxes you. If it hasn't stuck by then, half a day more isn't going to help. It's much more important to go into the exam relaxed.
The "mum, I need you to go back in time to nine months before I was born and have an affair with a genius" approach doesn't work.
