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28 Mar 2004

Quote by P
How do you get out again??

You don't :twisted:
Have fun!

28 Mar 2004

It's OK, Wilma. I'm not running away from you. I'm just clearing your escape route. You need some support.

28 Mar 2004

This is supposed to be the Girlie Free Zone, isn't it? Am I mistaken? So what are these pelmets and antimascaras doing in here? Guys don't even know what they are!

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28 Mar 2004

Wilma, don't be so hasty! You have to build up to these things.
I'll get my coat.

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28 Mar 2004

Quote by Carpathian
As Jags and DJohn will testify, don't get me started on what a genius that guy is......

We don't have to get you started! You'll go off all by yourself.

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28 Mar 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Mine's a lovely corner bath, plenty of room for two (and it still hasnt been christened by more than one person at a time

Ooh, Angel! I must come and visit one day. Just to use your bath.
You'd be very welcome to use my shower, but I'm afraid it only fits one. I'd have to demolish the kitchen if I wanted to fit a bath in. Even then I'm not sure there'd be enough room. The kitchen is already too small for the fridge.
But my bedroom is nice and big.

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28 Mar 2004

I'm not that young! I was born before the UK changed to decimal currency. But I was born in Australia, which was already decimal.

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28 Mar 2004

I wish I had a bath. Sometimes I'm tempted to spend a night in a hotel just so I can have one. There's something very relaxing about baths. Showers are too business-like. "Get in. Get clean. Get out."
But having said that, a shower that fits two and a shower-head on a long flexible hose does have its advantages. It's best if it only just fits two.

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28 Mar 2004

Well, I can guess what the p is. Not something I'd want to participate in, not even in the shower. But the d? What could that be?

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28 Mar 2004

Is Duckpathian male or female? I'd guess male, given the choice of nesting places at the munch.
Is this new one female or male? How do you tell? Maybe soon Carpathian will be the proud owner of a whole family.

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28 Mar 2004

I'm sure I was a cat in a previous life, and didn't quite finish the conversion to human by the time I was born this time around.

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27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
bite ... will

Yes, I remember that evening...

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27 Mar 2004

Quote by Jags
abuse me

I can be over in fifteen minutes...

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27 Mar 2004

How did you get hold of my home videos, Fred?

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27 Mar 2004

I'm matching Jags' donation, for Judy joining me.

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27 Mar 2004

They wanted a word that isn't a real swear word but sounds like it should be.

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27 Mar 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
DJohn - But if you do that, you may unleash the breasts!

That's a risk I'm all too willing to take.

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27 Mar 2004

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FRED, DON'T OPEN THAT WINDOW!
The sudden inrush of oxygen could set the paint alight. Surely a professional stripper like you would know that.

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27 Mar 2004

I see that bodice is restricting your breathing. That's very unhealthy. You might faint, and bump your head on the GFZ's new TV as you fall. Obviously we don't want that! So let me loosen it for you...

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27 Mar 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Why am I not running yet?!

Because it's already too late. You've been ensnared. Besides, we locked the door after you came in.

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27 Mar 2004

NO HOPPING

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27 Mar 2004

Sorry about the fur coat. Someone told me this sheep was a duck (I'm easily confused). Again, I can only apologise. I think I'd better not promise that it won't happen again redface

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27 Mar 2004

Umm, Kat? Why do we now have a luminous orange portrait of Kit (nude, no less!) on the wall? I'm not complaining, but I think you'll have a few things to explain when she finds out.

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27 Mar 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Lol, I can see I`m going to have to watch Fred!

Yes, he's one to keep your eye on. Particularly when he's in that fireman's uniform.

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27 Mar 2004

Savour this moment, Emma. The thrill and anticipation of your first meeting with the one and only Artificer. I often look back on my first encounter with him. Ah, what a happy day that was!
And then you'll get to meet all of the other inmates. You have a busy few days ahead of you.

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27 Mar 2004

I'll choose Variety Club . Improving the lives of sick, disabled, and disadvantaged children sounds like a good idea to me.

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27 Mar 2004

Oh, bells are ringing all right. I do remember the conversation. I just don't remember agreeing to it!

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27 Mar 2004

Something like this?

The lady in bed
Is waiting for me
Not to sleep
There's nobody near
But we'd like to see
At least a dozen more
Then I'd hardly know
Which beauty by my side
Is touching me there
In bed with you tonight.

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27 Mar 2004

Quote by Carpathian
60"

Jake the Peg has brought a friend!

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27 Mar 2004

There will be no hopping! And I don't remember agreeing to the carrot.
I need some more suggestions before I choose the charity.

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