Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Now show me how sorry you are!!!!
There aren't enough emoticons for that!
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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Sex God
1: false ("tight" in the sense "'soundly, properly, well, effectively". )
2: false (the sweetness of a new marriage, and acknowledgement that this sweetness will wane. Oxford English Dictionary)
3: very unlikely (more probable is advice to children learning write. p and q are easily confused. Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable)
4: false (the throat was referred to as one's "whistle" as far back as the 14th century. Oxford English Dictionary)
5: false (Scottish goulf or gowf "to strike or cuff" is much more likely. )
6: false (Sappho has already dealt with this. )
"Odeon" is the Greek word for a kind of theatre.
Rule of thumb: Never trust "too good to be true" folk etymology, and never use your thumb as a rule.
2: false (the sweetness of a new marriage, and acknowledgement that this sweetness will wane. Oxford English Dictionary)
3: very unlikely (more probable is advice to children learning write. p and q are easily confused. Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable)
4: false (the throat was referred to as one's "whistle" as far back as the 14th century. Oxford English Dictionary)
5: false (Scottish goulf or gowf "to strike or cuff" is much more likely. )
6: false (Sappho has already dealt with this. )
"Odeon" is the Greek word for a kind of theatre.
Rule of thumb: Never trust "too good to be true" folk etymology, and never use your thumb as a rule.
Sex God
I don't generally have sweet dreams. Mine are quite mundane.
The scariest was reading a book before going to sleep. It was a great book. I managed to fall asleep while reading, and continued the story in my dream.
The next morning I woke up, and reached for the book so I could continue reading. It wasn't there. I searched my entire bedroom. It wasn't there. Then I remembered: I hadn't been reading the night before. The whole thing was a dream.
That scared me. I was so convinced that a dream was real that I'd spent fifteen minutes searching for a book that never existed. How many times has that happened without me finding out? How much of my life never happened?
The scariest was reading a book before going to sleep. It was a great book. I managed to fall asleep while reading, and continued the story in my dream.
The next morning I woke up, and reached for the book so I could continue reading. It wasn't there. I searched my entire bedroom. It wasn't there. Then I remembered: I hadn't been reading the night before. The whole thing was a dream.
That scared me. I was so convinced that a dream was real that I'd spent fifteen minutes searching for a book that never existed. How many times has that happened without me finding out? How much of my life never happened?
Sex God
Some days, I think I'd like some bottled invisibility. It's not for voyeuristic purposes, or at least not the sexual gratification kind (though I'm sure I wouldn't be able to resist a little of that). One of my dreams since childhood is to be a purely passive spectator. I like to sit and watch the world happen. It's when I have to participate that things always go wrong.
Sex God
Quote by Heather
Surely you can find some willing photographer to take some naughty pics of you? If, not, I'LL find one!
I don't think finding a willing photographer will be a problem. Finding only one might be. And I think Moist might have to be willing too.
(getting camera ready, just in case)
Sex God
The scene: A room in a hotel. Morning. A man is lying in bed. He is awake, but his eyes are still closed. One eye opens just enough for him to look at his watch.
Voiceover: 8:30. It's too early. I need sleep. Sleep is good. I don't want to get up. I could stay here all day, or at least until the hotel staff kick me out.
But the sooner I get up, the sooner I can get to the Cafe and see what's been going on this weeekend.
The man is up, out of bed, and through the shower faster than he's ever done anything in his life.
Voiceover: 8:30. It's too early. I need sleep. Sleep is good. I don't want to get up. I could stay here all day, or at least until the hotel staff kick me out.
But the sooner I get up, the sooner I can get to the Cafe and see what's been going on this weeekend.
The man is up, out of bed, and through the shower faster than he's ever done anything in his life.
