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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sex God
I went to the Munch. I met a gorgeous girl. She put her arm around me and took my breath away.
But despite that, it was a pleasure to meet you, Blue
It was an equal pleasure to meet everyone else. I'll second Kit's (or was it Kat's?) recommendation of Judy's snogging skills.
And Sappho: I'm not really going to change my name to Lesbians. I don't think my mother would understand. But we can pretend, can't we?
What a fabulous evening. What wonderful people. When's the next one?
and more for Dawn, for making it all happen.
But despite that, it was a pleasure to meet you, Blue
It was an equal pleasure to meet everyone else. I'll second Kit's (or was it Kat's?) recommendation of Judy's snogging skills.
And Sappho: I'm not really going to change my name to Lesbians. I don't think my mother would understand. But we can pretend, can't we?
What a fabulous evening. What wonderful people. When's the next one?
and more for Dawn, for making it all happen. Sex God
I should say this here, where it belongs.
One of my greatest hate's is the! creative use "of" punctuation in sign's. I'm tempted to carry a few paints with me everywhere, so I can fix the worst offenders.
Honest, officer. It's not vandalism. It's grammar.
I'm suddenly reminded of a wonderful scene from Life of Brian.
One of my greatest hate's is the! creative use "of" punctuation in sign's. I'm tempted to carry a few paints with me everywhere, so I can fix the worst offenders.
Honest, officer. It's not vandalism. It's grammar.
I'm suddenly reminded of a wonderful scene from Life of Brian.
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Don, did you borrow that shovel from DJohn?
If he did, he didn't ask my permission first! Hang on, I'll check.
No, my shovel is still where it belongs at the bottom of my (I'm going to have the piss thoroughly taken for this, but I'll say it anyway) hole. He must have his own.
I like to get PMs, but rarely send them. I think I'm afraid that people don't want to be pestered. From this thread, it sounds like I'm wrong.
Having said that, there are good PMs and bad PMs. I'd much prefer something with content from a friend to "Hi, how are you going" from someone I don't know.
Sex God
The only book I use is Stephanie Alexander's "The Cook's Companion". It's mostly an encyclopedia of ingredients: each entry has a bit of history, varieties, how to select, how to store, different ways of preparation, and so on, ending with a selection of recipes. No basic is too basic to be explained (there's a substantial paragraph on mashed potato).
I do own other books, but they're just food porn. I very rarely cook anything from them. When I cook, it's for myself, and experimentation is fun. If my golden rule ("more chilli can save any disaster") fails, I can always get a pizza :-)
I do own other books, but they're just food porn. I very rarely cook anything from them. When I cook, it's for myself, and experimentation is fun. If my golden rule ("more chilli can save any disaster") fails, I can always get a pizza :-)
Sex God
There's a difference between a healthy appetite and an addiction. A real addiction can be a serious problem. If you lose your job because you're taking too many five hour lunch breaks for a quick bit of fun, if half of your income goes to prostitutes, if you're led to because you can't find a consenting partner: then you need to do something about it.
I don't have any problem with SAUK's religious approach. It won't work for everyone, but if it works for some of the people who need it, then good for them. Major lifestyle changes take a lot of willpower (as our ex-smokers know). An all-seeing benevolent father figure, imaginary or not, does help some people find the strength that they need.
I don't have any problem with SAUK's religious approach. It won't work for everyone, but if it works for some of the people who need it, then good for them. Major lifestyle changes take a lot of willpower (as our ex-smokers know). An all-seeing benevolent father figure, imaginary or not, does help some people find the strength that they need.
Sex God
My Bold and Original Artistic Statement (which current research shows has only been made 5,207,932 times before) is that there is beauty inherent in everything. There are no exceptions. A lot of the time we don't see that beauty, because we've been taught that some things are ugly. We are stupid and gullible creatures.
That's the direction I'm trying to move my photography. I want to see the beauty myself, then show other people how to see it.
It's one thing to believe this, and quite another to apply it to myself. I don't know if it's a quote or a cliche, but either way it's true: "I am my own greatest critic".
The B definitely stands for "beautiful". But why are there no BBMs?
That's the direction I'm trying to move my photography. I want to see the beauty myself, then show other people how to see it.
It's one thing to believe this, and quite another to apply it to myself. I don't know if it's a quote or a cliche, but either way it's true: "I am my own greatest critic".
The B definitely stands for "beautiful". But why are there no BBMs?
Sex God
I need a brave volunteer. Your mission is to propose to Sappho. It's a lot to ask anyone, I know, but... what am I saying? Propose to Sappho? The queue starts over there. The end is currently just outside Cairo.
Then while Will is off chasing you, I'll take advantage of his absence and propose myself. In perfect safety. Then we just need a very long honeymoon somewhere he will never find us. The rest of our lives should be long enough. Oh Sappho my dear - how are you with an atlas?
Then while Will is off chasing you, I'll take advantage of his absence and propose myself. In perfect safety. Then we just need a very long honeymoon somewhere he will never find us. The rest of our lives should be long enough. Oh Sappho my dear - how are you with an atlas?
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
It has been proven that there are several single (or single-acting) men on this site who have shown respect, wit, humour, kindness and decency in their posts, and have become valued members of the cafe.
... and then there's me
Seriously: For the purposes of negative comments, I think we can define "single men" as "that (sadly large) subset of single men who deserve negative comments". The good ones come under another category. It should be fairly clear from context.
Sex God
I don't mind PMs either - but I get so few of them they're more a pleasant surprise than an annoyance. I used to have ICQ set to "accept random chat" for the same reason. I even met some nice people that way (it's often a welcome distraction from work).
But I'm a single guy, and very few people feel the need to talk to me privately. The ones who do generally have a good reason. I'm sure it's a very different story for the women here. I'd hate to see your PM inbox.
But I'm a single guy, and very few people feel the need to talk to me privately. The ones who do generally have a good reason. I'm sure it's a very different story for the women here. I'd hate to see your PM inbox.
Sex God
Quote by puffer_73
Imagine if you were? That "clone" would know exactly what buttons to press.
I don't believe that would be the case. It would be if the "buttons" were purely physical things, programmed into our genes. But they're not. So much of who we are is determined by our experiences. However identical a twin, you'd have different experiences. Would your clone appreciate how much you love having your knee nibbled because it brings back memories of your first girlfriend?
If you've been married for twenty years, your partner should have a much better idea of what turns you on, simply because of all of your shared experiences.
