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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sex God
I think you're taking the wrong approach.
Simply admit that you made a terrible mistake, and ruined the pictures. Then go back and do it properly.
You might need a few more attempts before you get it perfect. I suggest leaving one sock on, wearing mismatching stockings, putting worn-out batteries that fail after the first shot into the camera, and accidentally letting me take your place.
Promise you'll get it right, even if you have to spend every night until Christmas with them.
Simply admit that you made a terrible mistake, and ruined the pictures. Then go back and do it properly.
You might need a few more attempts before you get it perfect. I suggest leaving one sock on, wearing mismatching stockings, putting worn-out batteries that fail after the first shot into the camera, and accidentally letting me take your place.
Promise you'll get it right, even if you have to spend every night until Christmas with them.
Sex God
Mine isn't on the list either.
Someone on mentioned dogging. Someone else replied with "what the hell is dogging?". I had no clue either, so when the address SH was posted as the place to find the answer, I had a look.
It turns out dogging isn't my thing, but the site seemed to cover more than just that. And there was a forum. Once I saw the Cafe there was no turning back.
Someone on mentioned dogging. Someone else replied with "what the hell is dogging?". I had no clue either, so when the address SH was posted as the place to find the answer, I had a look.
It turns out dogging isn't my thing, but the site seemed to cover more than just that. And there was a forum. Once I saw the Cafe there was no turning back.
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
(or am I the only saddo who has ever read all the Appendices?)
Reading the appendices isn't sad. Sad is eagerly awaiting the next volume of The History Of Middle-Earth every year for however long it was. I was heavily into the languages for a while. But I'm better now.
"If you don't think that The Lord of the Rings is the best book that there
ever was when you're 13, there's something wrong with you. If you still
think that when you're 43, there's really something wrong with you."
--Terry Pratchett (who is NOT on my list)
Sex God
Oh, Heather. It's good to see you back safe and (relatively) sound, but... You didn't do that "Happy New Year!" thing very well, did you? You deserve another chance, just because you're you.
I hereby declare that Saturday will be the start of a new year. May it be a proper happy one for Heather.
I hereby declare that Saturday will be the start of a new year. May it be a proper happy one for Heather.
Sex God
We've had music and films, but I don't remember books. Here's a few of my favourites:
Richard Flanagan "Gould's Book of Fish (A Novel in Twelve Fish)", but it has to be the hardcover version. Beautiful, and very creative.
David Foster "The Glade Within The Grove". Another Australian one. It's big and rambling, and fascinating from start to end. Foster is fond of playing games with the medium, and does it brilliantly in this one. The first time I read it I was very disappointed - the book ended just as the story was about to get REALLY interesting. Then I started thinking. How did I know it was going to get interesting? Because I already knew what was going to happen. Because he'd snuck in the entire story without me noticing.
Jim Dodge "Fup". It isn't just because I love ducks. This is a very short book, but it has more depth and emotion than just about anything else I've read. And it has the best opening line ever.
Umberto Eco "Foucault's Pendulum". But we've dealt with this one already. I'm still not sure what happens.
Primo Levi "The Wrench". He was a survivor of Auschwitz, and his books dealing with that are enough to make me ashamed of being human. This one is different - a celebration of Man the Maker.
Richard Flanagan "Gould's Book of Fish (A Novel in Twelve Fish)", but it has to be the hardcover version. Beautiful, and very creative.
David Foster "The Glade Within The Grove". Another Australian one. It's big and rambling, and fascinating from start to end. Foster is fond of playing games with the medium, and does it brilliantly in this one. The first time I read it I was very disappointed - the book ended just as the story was about to get REALLY interesting. Then I started thinking. How did I know it was going to get interesting? Because I already knew what was going to happen. Because he'd snuck in the entire story without me noticing.
Jim Dodge "Fup". It isn't just because I love ducks. This is a very short book, but it has more depth and emotion than just about anything else I've read. And it has the best opening line ever.
Umberto Eco "Foucault's Pendulum". But we've dealt with this one already. I'm still not sure what happens.
Primo Levi "The Wrench". He was a survivor of Auschwitz, and his books dealing with that are enough to make me ashamed of being human. This one is different - a celebration of Man the Maker.
Sex God
Quote by Jags
'books, not covers'
I have on occasion bought books because I liked the cover, but I always look inside to see what the writing is like.
In the case of the hardcover edition of Gould's Book of Fish, I would have bought it if it was written in Hungarian by a dyslexic five year old child. It's a joy just to look at it. (and the text doesn't let it down)
Sex God
I've been thinking that this post deserves a response, but I haven't known what to say.
You don't need to apologise for who you are. No one should. You shouldn't even need to explain it. It's sad that the world isn't a more understanding and accepting place.
We don't get to choose what the world does to us. Unless we have super-human strength of will, we don't even have much say in what affect it has.
You don't need to apologise for who you are. No one should. You shouldn't even need to explain it. It's sad that the world isn't a more understanding and accepting place.
We don't get to choose what the world does to us. Unless we have super-human strength of will, we don't even have much say in what affect it has.
Sex God
Quote by andymorecambe
i cant simply understand howgrown men can turn into spineless jellyfish so quickly
I don't know if I can either, but I'll give it a go.
As a fantasy, it sounds great. We all have fantasies, and we enjoy them. They give us freedom to explore places that mundane life - for a variety of reasons - won't allow us to try.
I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking "what if this really happened - how great would that be?" What if we could take that feeling of freedom into the real world? We would feel good. We would feel liberated.
So we say "yes". (When I say "we", I mean "they". I haven't been asked, and I hope I have the sense to only say "yes" when I mean it)
Then the day approaches, and reality intervenes. I've never seen a man naked before. These are my mates. I go to the pub with them. What's going to happen to the relationship we have? Perhaps it's best kept as a fantasy.
It's easy to feel enthusiastic about a fantasy. It's a lot harder as it becomes real.
Sex God
I know it hasn't been a particularly cold winter, but it is still winter and we shouldn't turn down an opportunity for warmth as good as this.
With my experience of hot climates, I would be the obvious choice for measuring the temperature. However, my bit of the fabled land of Oz is quite dry - some recalibration will be required for the more humid environment of a naked group hug.
Any volunteers? It's for the future of Science.
With my experience of hot climates, I would be the obvious choice for measuring the temperature. However, my bit of the fabled land of Oz is quite dry - some recalibration will be required for the more humid environment of a naked group hug.
Any volunteers? It's for the future of Science.
Sex God
You have to find the other person attractive, but that's a word with as many meanings as there are people. Everyone has their own individual idea about what makes someone attractive.
For Mr Gottohaveit (I'm assuming you're a mister - my apologies if I'm wrong), physical appearance is an important part of it. Fair enough. For me, it's a much smaller factor. I find a sense of fun to be more important. I'm not judging at all - we're different people and we value different things.
So whether or not photos are important depends on who you are, what you like, what mood you're in, and likely a host of others.
Now, just to show that my answers aren't always "it depends", and I can be decisive: if you send a photo of yourself to show what you look like, SEND A PHOTO OF YOURSELF. Blatant dishonesty like that isn't on.
For Mr Gottohaveit (I'm assuming you're a mister - my apologies if I'm wrong), physical appearance is an important part of it. Fair enough. For me, it's a much smaller factor. I find a sense of fun to be more important. I'm not judging at all - we're different people and we value different things.
So whether or not photos are important depends on who you are, what you like, what mood you're in, and likely a host of others.
Now, just to show that my answers aren't always "it depends", and I can be decisive: if you send a photo of yourself to show what you look like, SEND A PHOTO OF YOURSELF. Blatant dishonesty like that isn't on.
Sex God
Educated and intelligent you are, Jags. But I wasn't aware that you liked wrestling. Well, not that sort.
And my apologies to Stu. In my defense, it did look like you were trying to extend the evidence of your own experience to a new case. Perhaps I should have started with "Socrates is mortal" before introducing the counter-example.
I'm not interested in wind-ups, but I sometimes get upset when people take liberties with logic.
And I'm almost never entirely serious.
And my apologies to Stu. In my defense, it did look like you were trying to extend the evidence of your own experience to a new case. Perhaps I should have started with "Socrates is mortal" before introducing the counter-example.
I'm not interested in wind-ups, but I sometimes get upset when people take liberties with logic.
And I'm almost never entirely serious.
Sex God
Quote by facialfran
Hey Guys, have u checked out 307's website?
Maybe he shouldn't be on this site, just thinking that the only folks I know who like that kind of thing are pre-pubescent kids and half wits, no I take that back, the ones I know of are full wits!!
It's been said that all generalisations are false. I know one well educated and very intelligent woman, about my age, who absolutely loves it. I don't understand the attraction, but I see that as my failing.
