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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sex God
Is there a greater crime than farting in the car? It depends how long the journey is.
For his punishment, and Wilma's as accomplice, I suggest we lock them both away for a very long time. I'm sure there'll be no complaints.
That leaves you at a sufficiently loose end to come up to beautiful Newcastle. That'll make me happy. Have we forgotten anyone's happiness?
For his punishment, and Wilma's as accomplice, I suggest we lock them both away for a very long time. I'm sure there'll be no complaints.
That leaves you at a sufficiently loose end to come up to beautiful Newcastle. That'll make me happy. Have we forgotten anyone's happiness?
Sex God
That's a nice photo there, Karrie. I like the decor - very bold and modern.
Unfortunately some girlie wandered into shot while you were taking the photos. I have a suspicion that there's an excellent example of electrical fittings in the corner, but we can't see it!
Send her to the bedroom for a while, and try again.
Unfortunately some girlie wandered into shot while you were taking the photos. I have a suspicion that there's an excellent example of electrical fittings in the corner, but we can't see it!
Send her to the bedroom for a while, and try again.
Sex God
Ah, bugger. I thought I was going to be left alone here all weekend. I was in the mood for a bit of redecoration. I have Plans for this place.
But since Blue is going to be here too, that will have to wait. I can't stand having someone looking over my shoulder while I'm working.
I guess we'll have to spend the weekend shagging instead. Not my first choice, but sometimes sacrifices must be made...
But since Blue is going to be here too, that will have to wait. I can't stand having someone looking over my shoulder while I'm working.
I guess we'll have to spend the weekend shagging instead. Not my first choice, but sometimes sacrifices must be made...
Sex God
I might be way off target here, but it might be something to think about. Is it sex that she doesn't like, or just the kind of sex that you've both become accustomed to having? Her interest may return if you can find out what it is that she's missing.
On the other hand, if she has to get up early in the morning for work, perhaps the poor thing is simply worn out. That can put a serious dent in one's libido. When was the last time you had a nice relaxing holiday together? Somewhere romantic, where there's absolutely nothing to do
A relationship can never have too much communication. She's the one you need to talk to (in my opinion), not us.
The usual disclaimers apply.
On the other hand, if she has to get up early in the morning for work, perhaps the poor thing is simply worn out. That can put a serious dent in one's libido. When was the last time you had a nice relaxing holiday together? Somewhere romantic, where there's absolutely nothing to do
A relationship can never have too much communication. She's the one you need to talk to (in my opinion), not us.
The usual disclaimers apply.
Sex God
Back to the dilemma.
If he's in love, anything you say or do will just reinforce how wonderful (and dare I say it, perfect) you are.
If he just wants a shag, nothing you say or do will make the slightest difference.
So my advice is, in the immortal words of Monty Python, "Run away! Run away!". Or lie back, close your eyes, and think of Scotland.
If he's in love, anything you say or do will just reinforce how wonderful (and dare I say it, perfect) you are.
If he just wants a shag, nothing you say or do will make the slightest difference.
So my advice is, in the immortal words of Monty Python, "Run away! Run away!". Or lie back, close your eyes, and think of Scotland.
Sex God
Enough!
That's right, Kat. She needs a wig, a shave, and a complete new set of toenails. It's all downhill, except when she's stuck in a rut and unable to change.
I'm going back to Australia. Scotland will have to fend for itself.
(Heather, if you're reading, I think you're gorgeous)
That's right, Kat. She needs a wig, a shave, and a complete new set of toenails. It's all downhill, except when she's stuck in a rut and unable to change.
I'm going back to Australia. Scotland will have to fend for itself.
(Heather, if you're reading, I think you're gorgeous)
Sex God
Euphemisms, Karrie. They think you're gorgeous, but they're too shy to say it directly. "Nice legs on that table" is obviously a compliment about your legs. Attractive pictures on the wall are your eyes. "Lovely knockers" is... yes, well. And when they mention that crack in the wall that really needs to be filled, they're just commenting on how nice your hair is looking today (why, what did you think that one meant?)
Sex God
Someone give me a shovel. I'll be able to dig this hole a lot quicker with it.
No, there's nothing wrong with her face either.
I have a bit of a problem here. Heather can't go unrecognised without changing some part of her appearance. But how can you change perfection without diminishing it?
No, there's nothing wrong with her face either.
I have a bit of a problem here. Heather can't go unrecognised without changing some part of her appearance. But how can you change perfection without diminishing it?
Sex God
Of course, Albion was named after the white chalk cliffs. It is only natural that a teacher would have this in mind.
Alba was named after the white mountain-tops. Height is a considerable advantage in battle. It wasn't an admission of defeat, but a subtle reminder that you're on the losing side here.
Alba was named after the white mountain-tops. Height is a considerable advantage in battle. It wasn't an admission of defeat, but a subtle reminder that you're on the losing side here.
