Helping Sappho with her Rabbit sounds like a very dangerous job. Maybe that's why you haven't got any volunteers.
We've already established that I'm as brave as I am stupid (hi Blue!). So, uh, what do I have to do?
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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
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Sex God
You should also be asking yourself some questions too. If you can't have your kinky dream girlfriend, would you rather have no relationship at all?
My own view is that life is never perfect, and compromise is usually inevitable (happiness comes from not brooding on what we don't have, but from enjoying what we do). But maybe it's very important to you, and you don't mind waiting.
Or you can just ignore me altogether. Hell, you're 19. You're young, and life is good. There's time for the serious stuff later.
Disclaimer: I'm the last person who should be offering relationship advice. God only knows why I keep doing it.
My own view is that life is never perfect, and compromise is usually inevitable (happiness comes from not brooding on what we don't have, but from enjoying what we do). But maybe it's very important to you, and you don't mind waiting.
Or you can just ignore me altogether. Hell, you're 19. You're young, and life is good. There's time for the serious stuff later.
Disclaimer: I'm the last person who should be offering relationship advice. God only knows why I keep doing it.
Sex God
Back to the original post. You might be bringing up the subject of vibrators, dogging, outdoor sex, or even just sex at all, too early. That will give the impression that you're a bit too keen, and (worse) only after one thing.
Get yourself settled in the relationship first, and then go slowly. The last thing you want to do is to scare her off.
So the question is: how do you identify a potentially dirty girl without coming straight out and asking her?
Get yourself settled in the relationship first, and then go slowly. The last thing you want to do is to scare her off.
So the question is: how do you identify a potentially dirty girl without coming straight out and asking her?
Sex God
You should be careful with those Rabbits, Sappho. They might look quite harmless, but they can turn nasty in a flash. Touch the wrong bit in the wrong way, and they can even start vibrating in an alarming and dangerous fashion!
My advice to you is this: if you must use one, try to have a friend close by who can help if you get into trouble. It's good to have someone who can wield the Rabbit for you if you lose control.
My advice to you is this: if you must use one, try to have a friend close by who can help if you get into trouble. It's good to have someone who can wield the Rabbit for you if you lose control.
Sex God
Quite right Alison! No one ever said that ejaculation was the ultimate goal of sex (at least, not of sex for pleasure. If it's for procreation, it's somewhat necessary). Shame on you, Beverly! You missed out there. If you'd given him a couple of minutes, then you could have taken things nice and slow and relaxed, and spent an absolutely heavenly few hours.
Or is it necessary to learn these things the hard way?
Or is it necessary to learn these things the hard way?
Sex God
Don't be too scared of Blue. She's a sweetie really. At least, I hope she is - I could be in trouble otherwise :-)
Some ads do ask for cock pics (at a guess, I'd say it's mostly the ones looking for vwe and wanting proof), so it doesn't hurt to be prepared. Just be selective about who you send them to. Some people like their presents to be a surprise when they're unwrapped.
Some ads do ask for cock pics (at a guess, I'd say it's mostly the ones looking for vwe and wanting proof), so it doesn't hurt to be prepared. Just be selective about who you send them to. Some people like their presents to be a surprise when they're unwrapped.
Sex God
I can't let this go without comment. Who can honestly say they haven't done something equally stupid in their youth? At least Arthur can blame it on his over-enthusiastic body.
My worst was the night before I left Australia. She was young, she was sexy, and I already knew that she was relatively inexperienced due to a lack of decent men. But I just couldn't believe that she was whispering "I want you". Oh no. "I'll miss you too", hug, and off I go. She's now a lesbian.
When they tell you that men are complete idiots, believe them. It's true.
My worst was the night before I left Australia. She was young, she was sexy, and I already knew that she was relatively inexperienced due to a lack of decent men. But I just couldn't believe that she was whispering "I want you". Oh no. "I'll miss you too", hug, and off I go. She's now a lesbian.
When they tell you that men are complete idiots, believe them. It's true.
