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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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Sex God
I haven't been here for long, and I haven't posted much. So I think I'm qualified to speak from the "just past the newbie stage" perspective.
This is one of the least cliquey places I've seen. All the banter between the regulars does look a bit intimidating from the outside, but all it takes is one post - one post, followed by a reply from someone, followed by a second, and before you know it you find yourself checking the forum twenty times a day. And even missing everyone when you're computerless for a few days (it's GOOD to be back!).
This is one of the least cliquey places I've seen. All the banter between the regulars does look a bit intimidating from the outside, but all it takes is one post - one post, followed by a reply from someone, followed by a second, and before you know it you find yourself checking the forum twenty times a day. And even missing everyone when you're computerless for a few days (it's GOOD to be back!).
Sex God
This site is clearly lacking in one important area, and that's the clear and detailed description of the Rules. If these things aren't explained to us, how are we supposed to know what to do?
So who's with me in demanding a complete list of behaviours that will be rewarded with the bringing out of the pink fluffy handcuffs? I didn't even know you had any, Jags.
(Just in case you missed it, that bit about the rules was a joke)
So who's with me in demanding a complete list of behaviours that will be rewarded with the bringing out of the pink fluffy handcuffs? I didn't even know you had any, Jags.
(Just in case you missed it, that bit about the rules was a joke)
Sex God
Absolutely outrageous. If that policy were generally known, I think they'd quickly find themselves with very few members.
I think you should give them the opportunity to rethink their policies before you name and shame - a wider range of safe clubbing environments has to be better for everyone.
The guy should be the one who was banned. Failure to understand "no means no" makes a person very undesirable to be around.
I think you should give them the opportunity to rethink their policies before you name and shame - a wider range of safe clubbing environments has to be better for everyone.
The guy should be the one who was banned. Failure to understand "no means no" makes a person very undesirable to be around.
Sex God
The Metro unstrike was sort of good news, as I wasn't looking forward to walking to work today (Bus? What's that?). But stupid John just had to wander into Northumberland St around 1pm. Stupid stupid John.
I'm not entirely sure what the population of Newcastle is, but I'm sure there were three times that number all crowded into each and every shop. Not that it was possible to get near any of them - the entire population of China had been flown in specially to mill about outside. It was a solid mass of people.
If there's anything that's guaranteed to make me stop shopping at Christmas time, it's Christmas shopping. How can anyone buy anything at this time of year?
I'm not entirely sure what the population of Newcastle is, but I'm sure there were three times that number all crowded into each and every shop. Not that it was possible to get near any of them - the entire population of China had been flown in specially to mill about outside. It was a solid mass of people.
If there's anything that's guaranteed to make me stop shopping at Christmas time, it's Christmas shopping. How can anyone buy anything at this time of year?
Sex God
Quote by Jags
reindeers, Santas, robins and city centre being like a rugby scrum
And Christmas music. Don't forget the Christmas music. That reminds me... I never did get that CD of alternative Christmas party songs put together.
The Metro strike will help with the rugby scrum. Please let it help! I'm scared of going into town today.
Sex God
Can single guys swing? I suppose everyone has their own definition. According to mine, swinging is something that established couples do as a part of strengthening their relationship. It's all about trust. By that, us single guys can participate in swinging, but can't swing. A controversial position, and one that I don't expect anyone to agree with.
By a broader definition, like the one here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/index.html, of course they can! I agree with that definition too, in my simultaneous belief in contradictory things way. Two different things, for two different purposes, confusingly given the same name.
Why do I use the first as my main definition? I think it's because I'm interested in people, and why they do what they do. Recreational sex is fine, but strengthening a relationship by doing things that conventional wisdom says would weaken it is much more interesting.
Then there's the chat room. It's for chatting, isn't it? A more immediate form of the Cafe, not an extension of the ads. Everyone should be welcome, as long as they play nice. For whatever my opinion is worth.
By a broader definition, like the one here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/index.html, of course they can! I agree with that definition too, in my simultaneous belief in contradictory things way. Two different things, for two different purposes, confusingly given the same name.
Why do I use the first as my main definition? I think it's because I'm interested in people, and why they do what they do. Recreational sex is fine, but strengthening a relationship by doing things that conventional wisdom says would weaken it is much more interesting.
Then there's the chat room. It's for chatting, isn't it? A more immediate form of the Cafe, not an extension of the ads. Everyone should be welcome, as long as they play nice. For whatever my opinion is worth.
Sex God
Quote by PaulnOlive
...punched in the face by the occasional angry husband...
I could be entirely wrong. It wouldn't be the first time, and I'm sure the good people here will correct me if I am.
But if there's an angry husband involved, surely that's not swinging. That's cheating. Entirely different things, or so I believe in my naive and innocent way.
I must be wrong. No respectable journalist would use a source who gets such basic definitions mixed up.
Sex God
I did get the invitation, but when I turned up there was no one there. It sounded like the people next door at number 16 were having a GREAT time though. That was a party I would have liked to be invited to!
(checks the invitation again)
Oh bugger bugger bugger. There's a speck of dirt on it. It wasn't at number 18, was it?
(checks the invitation again)
Oh bugger bugger bugger. There's a speck of dirt on it. It wasn't at number 18, was it?
