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DaHamsta
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Quote by Ice Pie
Relatively newly single . :bounce: ......... basking in my independence........ cool
And what's the one thing I can't flippin do on my own????? mad
Change the bloody duvet cover - that's what redface surprisedops: :oops:

Do you know the inside out trick?
Tried that but somehow I end up inside and the duvet out???!!! rolleyes :oops: :oops:
You mean that's not what's meant to happen? :shock:
I usually grasp the end in both hands and dangle it over the bannisters. If I give it a good shake then the cover usually slides over all the way. All that's needed then is to push the ends into the corners and the jobs done... wink
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Ooooh, the clock is ticking....
(Quick everyone, hum the music to Countdown!)
I'll have two from the top and one up the bottom please Carol wink
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Perhaps i should have explainedthat we are both happily married, and ihe knows i dont do faithful anyway!! Like vix i dont have that gene!!

So why be married then?? dunno
That's a VERY odd statement on a site like this isn't it? In fact, that's the most bizarre thing i've ever read on here!
Why on earth is that an odd statement?????
Yes it is a swinging site,but why does that condone being unfaithful?
married men on here often get ripped to shreads for advertising themselves as single,so why should it be any different for a woman?
I am here as part of a very happily married couple,just because this is a site where mostly people are looking for a sexual thrill that doesnt mean it makes cheating on someone right!
So are you saying that having sex with your partner present (possibly while they are also having sex) means you're not being unfaithful?
I can see how if you are married and having sex with someone else secretly then you are breaking a bond of trust, but having sex with someone else is having sex with someone else... regardless of whether your partner is present or not... surely!
A married guy pretending to be single probably rightly deserves to be slated because he's wilfully trying to decieve people (not least possibly his wife)... I don't think Foxy told this guy she was single? Foxy, if you're reading this did you?
Interesting point this though... are you cheating on someone if they are actually there?
Answers onna postcard plz...
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
Perhaps i should have explainedthat we are both happily married, and ihe knows i dont do faithful anyway!! Like vix i dont have that gene!!

So why be married then?? dunno
That's a VERY odd statement on a site like this isn't it? In fact, that's the most bizarre thing i've ever read on here!
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Well...
Dance music wise:
Lola's Theme - Shapeshifters
Put 'em High - Stonebridge
Just Be - Tiesto
Flashdance - Deep Dish (ooooh, sends shivers down my back does that!) :P
I could go on (believe me I could), but those would be the big dance tunes this year. I've obviously missed some so feel free to mention anything glaringly obvious.
Oh... and as for Brian McFadden's 'No one understand's me 'cos i'm a lonely popstar' single... grow up you irresponsible tw*t and go back to your wife and kids! mad
Er, i'm ok now honest....
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Quote by foxylady 123
Ive never met the guy but been chatting to him for ages, really like him but nothings going to happen because he lives at the other endo of the country. Anyway tonight I tell him Im talking to someone else as well

WHAT!
You mean you've been chatting to TWO guys behind my back!
YOU HUSSY!
Just kidding.... biggrin
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Hey Hey! Guess what I got in my mailbox...
I have replied to a number of ads in the photo-ads section and got spammed from them (and before a Mod jumps at me... no, sorry I can't remember which ones...).
That's just a fact of life for us single fellas...
Perhaps Mandy is collecting email addresses for a Xmas e-Card mail out? That would be nice!
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Well as I said all along... a comfortable win for Man U (er, how do you erase your previous posts?)
At least the goals were scored by the two best looking forwards in the Premiership!
Come On Chelsea!
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Quote by the funk
im quite drunk
but dont talk shit manchester united have been the best team in the last 15 years arsenal are shit in europe !!! manchester united won the treble in 99 !!! and we still have have the best squad we have ENGLISH players rooney smithy scholsey th nevilles erm who do arsenal have a load of french players !!! how arrogant is henry !!! far too much !! ur keeper is shite !!! your managher is shit and will be gone within 5 years !!! we have had sir alex for 19 years !!! he is the man !!! your team is full of arrogant tossers we have a passion !!! manchester united are the best team in england we have the record of going into the quarter finls of the champions lege the past 8 years we have been there !!!
all i say is just bring it !!
same old arsenal always cheating !!! x4
bring it !!

Oh boy, am I going to look forward to bringing this post up later today....And as for arrogance versus passion... Man Utd are a bunch of whining ponces, always whinging if some decision or other doesn't go their way... so I think you are mistaking passion for petulance (especially Roy 'Gypo' Keane).... And Arsene Weneger a shit manager! Come on, you must be dreaming! He may well go within five years as that's the way football goes... but he's uber-professional... you never hear of him throwing his toys (or boots) out of the pram like Fergie... and can you imagine Wenger pissing off one of his best players so much that he has to leave , and then selling him to you main Champions League rivals? Not exactly the greatest tactical decision!
Anyway, I reckon there'll be goals aplenty this arvo, and all for the Gooners!
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Quote by fabio grooverider
roll on the quadruple!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: we wiil win everything.. champions league, premiership..fa cup...league cup..... boat race....wimbledon...the british grand prix .... the grand national... :lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry that last one will be won by rudd van shergar!!!!! :lol:

Sadly no British Grand Prix next year by the looks of it :cry: Which p*sses me off mightily as I get Paddock passes (I once asked David Coulthard if he was related to Sophie Ellis Bexter... I just can't handle Champagne!)
COME ON THE ARSE.... grind the northern whinging fairies into the turf... At least then Van Nist will have an excuse for his long face....
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Quote by Lovecommando
As for, "those who wish to be exposed to the full horror of war, for whatever reason, do so without restriction". To those who truly wish to experience this then may I suggest they join the Army instead of viewing remote attocities at home from the comfort of their chairs.
LC

Bugger that! I didn't join the army to be exposed to war and other atrocities... I liked the uniform, plus they give you free food and a place to sleep!
OK, the food comes in silver bags and tastes like catfood, and you have to dig your own bed... but the uniform has had it's advantages wink I think Vix and Reese will back me up on that one (our mutual friend?!)
Go on admit it Hamsta! You're in the TA aren't you! You don't fool me! Army my feckin arse! You're too intelligent to be cannon fodder! Bet you work in advertising! That uniform in your ad is just there because you know the birds love it!
Right! That's it, I'm off to get me some combat gear......
LC :wink:
LC Shhhhhhhh! biggrin
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Quote by Lovecommando
As for, "those who wish to be exposed to the full horror of war, for whatever reason, do so without restriction". To those who truly wish to experience this then may I suggest they join the Army instead of viewing remote attocities at home from the comfort of their chairs.
LC

Bugger that! I didn't join the army to be exposed to war and other atrocities... I liked the uniform, plus they give you free food and a place to sleep!
OK, the food comes in silver bags and tastes like catfood, and you have to dig your own bed... but the uniform has had it's advantages wink I think Vix and Reese will back me up on that one (our mutual friend?!)
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Well, I say give the kids a break...
Now, who wants to go to McDonalds for a happy meal, or would you rather go to the zoo?
Just kidding... Geez I crack myself up sometimes lol
But on a serious note... no more 'please I need a shag' posts. Read what others have said before and take heed of there comments... only then will you fully comprehend the power of the kinky side...
Take note my young Padawans
Darth Diggler... (You should see the size of my lightsaber!)
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Well... How do I look?

Now you know why I use the Rabbit avatar...
PS. By the way... that is SO not me!
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Bloody hell that site is addictive... i've been on it for ages! Some real mingers on there! Present company excluded naturally Funk...
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Forum is the plural... the singular is Oneum... think about people!
Actually that was sh*te, even for a Friday... i'll get me coat...
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It's my flatmates birthday today and her b/f bought her a 40Gb iPod. As she doesn't know how to use her laptop (blonde, hairdresser, nuff said) she asked me to install it for her... No probs I said...
She has the slowest laptop in christendom, and it's WIndows ME... so the iPOd won't work... and, as it's only got a 2Gb HD (I know, how old!) Windows XP wouldn't even fit on her machine....
Looks like the b/f is going to be forking out for a new laptop for Xmas!
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O-Kaaaaaaaay....
Light workload at the office today then biggrin
Well thanks for the rousing battle cry... It sure beats...
Who's the leader of the gang that's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
(etc ad nauseam...)
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Well, no ones mentioned one of the most famous sex scenes of all time...
Don't Look Now starring Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland.
The sex scene isn't terribly graphic in modern terms; but it's still striking because of the trippy editing, in which shots of the couple making love are intercut with shots of them getting dressed in the morning. That's what made the scene famous, and it still works.
It's also famous because rumours abounded at the time that JC and DS were actually shagging in the scene...
I still find it a turn on (mainly because Julie Christie is a honey!)
Of course the other greatest sex scene is from American Pie 1... The nerd and the girl from Band Camp...
''What's my name'
'Huh?'
'Say my name, BITCH!'
Ho ho ho!
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Quote by Re-Lapse
Seeing as Sarge is keeping his army in reserve (read, the pub).
May I offer my small army to help defeat the onslought of furry things taking over the planet.
I have cavalry(scuse the shite they have just been fed). Also infantry, as you can see all ready for action.


Crikey, an impressive army indeed.... me and the lads better start working out then!
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Quote by HungryP
6. Yes I do, in fact I lived with one for quite a few years as a small child and into my teens.

Blimey you started early. :shock: :shock:
What did your Mum have to say about it? Wasn't it crowded in your house? :silly: :silly:
Yes it was a crowded house, but everywhere I go I always take the weather with me...
:karaoke:
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Well, I'm surprised as the ferocity of some of the responses to this poor chaps post... Especially on a website that prides itself on it's understanding.
This may sound surprising given my 'profession' but in my experience making someone young and impressionable feel bad about something they have done does nothing for their self esteem and certainly in 'TheGreatPatel''s case it sounds as though his lack of experience is as much partly due to his self confidence as it is to do with his maturity.
I've only been lurking around SH for a short while, so for me his comments aren't that irksome, however I can understand people who are old hands at this getting peeved when someone inexperienced posts a 'shag me PLEASE!' type post. You probably get them on here all the time...
But to him, it's his first post, and just like the rest of us were he is probably just looking for guidance.
So, as annoying as it is to see poorly constructed posts such as TGP's I think we should cut the dude some slack, and gently point out the error of his ways...
As for people having issues with young people on here... well, young people are the future of SH... today's spotty 18 year old is tomorrows crossdresser!
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Quote by anais
Looper (noun) Loo-per. One who is loopy. A person with one screw loosely tightened. One card short of a full deck. One carriage short of a rush hour train. A council house short of an estate. Nuttier than a monkeys poo.

Heck........do you KNOW me????? smile
xanaisx
In my role as agent for the MInistry of Small Furry Animals it's my job to research you all... so that one day when the rodent revolution comes you'll all be placed with your backs to a wall and have your toes nibbled in a savage and indiscriminate way!
Viva Fidel Hamstro!
Oh God i've lost the plot... time for bed... squeak...
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Quote by anais
PS what is a looper??? confused No.......don't tell me, its bad isn't it? Yes.....please do, nahhhh don't......ohhhhhhhh gone on then!

Looper (noun) Loo-per. One who is loopy. A person with one screw loosely tightened. One card short of a full deck. One carriage short of a rush hour train. A council house short of an estate. Nuttier than a monkeys poo.
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Right!!!!!..............any newbie MEN!!!........... that want to get into the cafe...............have to be inpeacted by myself and MISSCHIEF .....OK!

1....... need your inside leg measurments rolleyes
2.......how big is it?? :bounce: :roll:
3......are you shaved? dunno
4......do like doing the can can? :bounce:
5......have you a sence of humor? hump
6.....do you like older women?
:smoke:
7......And any newbie that takes the piss out me spelling.............is out! smackbottom
8 so cum... :roll: ...................on you newbies line up! :bounce:
Now dont all cum at once!. :roll: ................ooo go on then! :bounce:
:
we are waiting! :bounce:

Well... Seeing as it's apparently become obligatory...
1. I don't have an inside leg... I've two outside... OK OK I know... 32"
2. redface er, Standing to attention i'm told it's just a fraction over 6" but that's on a warm day with the sun shining on it.
3. Trimmed with clippers... which annoys my Hairdresser flatmate a great deal as it's her trimmers I use!
4. Almost as much as the Macarena... draw your own conclusions smile
5. Yes, It's in a red box with a glass front and it says 'In case of Emergencies (or catching sight of yourself naked in a mirror) break wind, er, glass'
6. Yes I do, in fact I lived with one for quite a few years as a small child and into my teens.
7. Spelling is like sex... er, you know what you want to happen but you just can't manage to get everything in the right order without a dictionary... or summink...
8. Lined up, stiff as a board awaiting your inspection (do i need to cough for this part?)
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I'm not opinionating... i'm facilitating the exchange of concepts and ideas...
Wow, that was pretty good for me at this time of night... The tequila is wearing off...
Nurse! Quickly... another 50mils of Cuervo for Mr Hamsta stat!
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there's parts of me that he'll have to accept (including my leather wear and pvc)

And what parts would those be? wink
Stay and contribute... I'm only a Noob but SH seems to me to be like an extended family... and nobody leaves da family... capice?! cool
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biggrin hahaaaaa! Do you see what I did there?!
Anais, you're a looper u r!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Did you know you share a birthday with Dr. Timothy Leary? (OK, he's dead, but just go with it...) Now, there was a man who knew how to have a good time!
Whatever you get up to have a good'un and save us some cake!
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