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DaHamsta
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by redstilletto
46p for a cucumber outta tesco
say no more :twisted:

Aha... but use it once and it's knackered (presumably, otherwise i'm not having any sandwiches at your garden party!)
Use the pocket rocket from Grantham 15 times and you're quids in!
They are good, although the batteries only last for a few hours... don't ask me how I know that...
The fun part was walking around the nightclub and using it as a conversation piece (or conversation stopper)... I think had I not needed to get up really early Sunday morning I could have potentially made the most of a few suggestive responses...
Ah well, i'll know for next time...
Hi all..
I was on a course at the weekend in Grantham (you know, where Margeret Thatcher was born). As it was Hallowe'en me and some of the other guys and girls decided to go boozing drinkies (despite having to do a 5 Mile cross country navigation exercise the next morning). bolt
Anyway...
We ended up in a place called 90 degrees north or summat, and after my 3rd beer or so, I swayed off to the men's lavs.
I casually glanced at the machine in the toilets that dispenses the profila.... prophylicsu... profilesacsi.... (damn it) the johnnies... and to my utter amazement the vending machine proudly displayed VIBRATORS for sale at £6 a pop.
Vibrators... in a mens bogs in a nightclub! :shock:
The kicker is that the machine in the Womens didn't sell 'em.
Now, I have obviously not been going to nightclubs for a while 'cos this is a massive turn up for the books.
Clearly the men of Grantham are caring and sensitive lovers, wishing to pleasure their partners selflessly and prepared to take the lead by purchasing certain necessary implements...
Alternatively the men are ignoring the women and pleasuring themselves...
Whatever next, cock rings, lube, gimp masks and LCD screens showing porn in the cubicles...
Ooooh, now there's a thought wink
Quick question (well, I can't stand techno websites!)... I have a Dell laptop, with a 64Mb ATI card onboard... can I upgrade the video memory... Any ideas?
A bit late joining the thread I know... but I have a Netgear 834 wireless router/switch/firewall... and we have 4 laptops in the house all using Netgear WG511T wireless cards.
Everything works perfectly, and was a doddle to set up.
Also i'm on Bulldog 1Mb and it rocks!
Eh... just got back on line...
What's all this about eating the Hamster! If you mean eatingthe Hamster then he he he, hop on baby...
But, if anyone touch's a hair on the Hamsters head (especially with a sauce of some kind) I may have to get medievel on yo ass, sucker!
Post scraped due to technical reasons (Scratches head) worked fine when I did it... oh well!
Ahhh Dublin... LIved in Ballsbridge for a good few years...
If you're out that way drop in to Searsons on Baggot St and have a pint for me will ya?
I'm over there next April for the Great Dublin RUn in the Pheonix Park... Watch out Leeson St here I come!
Changed my Avatar today, but couldn't decide which is best so I'll leave it up to you... the public... to decide!
Choice 1:

I think that's enough to be getting on with... Cast your votes now, and decide who will be going throught to the final round (to be filleted, sauted and served to Rik Waller)...
Hey... It's change your Avatar day today then....
Mines changed... less bunny, more hamster... the way it should be!
Country and Western Music.... No need to continue after the first syllable... flipa
Quote by midlandsman1970
Im sure that this particular lady would have prefered you to omit her name at least in the quote if you are going to use it in this way.

You may rest assured that Danielle is a figment of my vivid, yet warped, imagination... Unlike Nigel, Trevor, Tracey and Ruth who were the other emailers...
er, bugger...
wink
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Perhaps this Danielle was trying to tell you what she likes and it wasnt what you were about.
She was trying to say what shes like so that youd see if she was your sort of thing?
And what do you mean by "that" sort of person?????

Sorry Clare... If u reread 'til the end you'll spot the gag... My fault I think...
Hello all,
As you can see from my signature thingy I have an ad on here. In the short time I have been a member I have recieved a few (not many) responses to my ad... 2 from guys, and 2 from girls.
However I recently recieved a response from someone and I'm feeling a raft of emotions, some of which surprised and shocked me.
The respondant sent me a mail with a picture... a rather attractive looking lady with several physical attributes I would consider important. The mail was well written and contained the following text...
I enjoy socialising with my friends, clubbing, music (especially Country and Western), long walks, romantic dinners and adventurous apres meal sex...
If this appeals then drop me a line and say hi...
Danielle...
P.S. I feel it's important to tell you, but I am a pre-op transexual.

Now, I had thought I was open minded, that I was a well informed and well rounded individual... but reading the mail made my stomach turn and I found it hard not to write back with some pretty hurtful comments.
At first I thought it was something in my ad, maybe the text or even my photos would lead someone to the conclusion that I was into that sort of thing. I was panicking that maybe others saw me that way and had already pre-judged me as that sort of person without me even knowing...
So, I want some help and advice from the people at SH...
Please, reread my ad... look at the pictures an be honest with me...
Do I look like the sort of person who would enjoy Country and Western music?!
Quote by Vix
*Bites lip so hard it bleeds*

Why?
I'm not suggesting for one minute that a person taking AD's is wrong to do so... I'm just saying that...
a) 21 is a very young age to be on anti-depressants
b) Doctors today are quick to hand them out
If that's offensive then i'd genuinely like to know why?
Quote by tigris
I would like a swinger's honest opinion as to why they would get married if they still want to put it about?
It seems to defeat the whole purpose of marriage
Having your cake and eating it

If I were you Tigris I'd perhaps spend some time reading other threads on here and get some background on the community and what it's about before opening that can of worms...
I sense however that perhaps your post is entirely rhetorical...
Post again and prove me wrong, please...
I may be being a bit contentious here but I have read many times on the site that people are taking I find it quite shocking that someone 21 is taking anti-depressants. I don't know your situation Funk, so basically what I mean is that if you have issues that require you to take anti-depressants then I sympathise with you and hope you can sort out the issues soon.
However, I do feel that doctors in the UK are just too ready to slap people onto AD's rather than try to find out what the root cause of the problems are.
Earlier this year I went to see my GP as I was feeling run down and lacking motivation at work. Within 5 minutes my GP had me out of the door with a prescription for AD's! I've talked about this to some of my friends who have said they have experienced the same thing...
Whatever happened to being able to talk over your problems with your GP and just having an impartial professional ear to bend? I don't blame all the GP's, as some are so overstretched they can't give people the time, but there are some who think that AD's are a good way to keep their patience out of their waiting rooms.
Funk... as I said I don't know why you're on AD's and I'm not the person to discuss it with nor is this the place, but I hope you will get down to your GP and ask for professional counselling to overcome the issues, rather than potentially spending many years taking pills to dampen the symptoms...
Oh, and by the way... I'm not suggesting for one minute that people who do take AD's are wrong to do so, so anyone on AD's please do not take offence...
Quote by Rainbows
and the best of british to ya!

Ahhh - Hammy - you can come sit on my bench any time! wink
Did I just say that out loud? :shock:
Ahem, well thank you... is your lap free? :wink:
Quote by JGL
Ive still got the game, on my good old Sega master system!
JGL

Oooh fancy a two-player? Er... perhaps not the right thing to say on here... :doh:
Gutted...
The man had such an influence on people growing up and trying to deal with teenage angst, including myself.
The irony is so many people will miss him, but i'm sure if he were still alive he'd wonder what all the fuss was about... and then slap on a Junglist Country & Western remix.
Pure class...
Right on dude!
I'm not resentful of the extra competition at all... so best advice from me is don't post an ad, never join in on the forum, and if you do never respect people's right to have a differing opinion wink
Welcome aboard and the best of british to ya!
I thought the programme was very funny... very tongue in cheek. A bit like Eurotrash but fronted by old grannies rather than fat-lipped women with exploding tits.
Wow! It's Spy VS Spy... I remember that cartoon from when I was a lil kid... There was even a computer game... Ahhh nostalgia
Quote by Perforated_cat
How many men opened this thread hoping it was an offer from foxylady, I wonder? :P

lol BUSTED!
Quote by JudyTV
It sticks better if you do it in four different places with a few inches between each piece. If you want to be really cute do both sides wink :wink: :P.
Judy ................ Blue Peter girl, lives alone.

Oooh, no missus, titter ye not!
Quote by Eagerslut9
Look here!! lol :lol:
A mouse nearly caused my first "Ex" to have heart failure and now there's a bloody Hamster trying to crawl into the duvet!!
dunno

Best way to get a Hamster out of a Duvet... Kentucky Fried Chicken... specifically the Zinger Tower Burger... Mmmmm