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Dan__Solo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Stop, stop, wait a second !!
Hang on a minute there ladies, now let's not start, please. duel
Even though I do often enjoy the cut and thrust of a good scrap !! :happy:
Dan x x wink
mancbabe wrote:
surprised Dan.....im proud to be from manchester nad support united....i am wat they say.....very rare :P

Please do not get me wrong, I was merely pointing out a rather well known phrase.
Apologies worship
I do realise that the largest following for Man Utd is to be found overseas, I think ?? blink
I am sure that you will be able to correct me if I am mistaken. rolleyes
Regards Dan x x x wink
Hiya Mancbabe
It is famously said :-
'' Everybody has two teams, their own and whoever Man Utd are playing !! '':giggle:
So sad, but painfully true, sorry dunno
Regards Dan x x x wink
Hi TE
I think I must have got the wrong end of the stick somewhere along the line !! :doh: ( Jetlag I think )
Yeah LA man, what a 'kin zoo, everybody wants to be a star, get over it !! dunno
They should spend some time in Sheffield, that would soon knock 'em into shape rotflmao
Seeya round
Dan wink
Alex wrote :
Hope your holiday was everything you wanted - and the coming home will be too!

Yes, it was thank you !!
I intend to focus all my attention on a very important evening that I have planned for this week, so fingers crossed :rascal:
Thank you again and hopefully see you around.
Regards Dan x x x wink
Thanks for the replies peeps.
Glad to hear all is OK :thumbup:
I think I am in need of a bit of shut eye. :eeek:
I need to sleeeeeeeeeep, gonna go to bed now bolt
Catch up with you all later :happy:
Thanks again rolleyes
Regrds Dan x x wink
P.S. Sorry I havn't got davej with me dunno
My, my
I go on holiday for two weeks, very nice break, thanks for asking, had a blast !! cool
I return to the usual, bad weather, bad traffic, bad queues, bad attitudes etc. etc.
Nothing changed at home then, I casually thought to myself. dunno
However, I get home, do the usual, put the kettle on, check the football results, open a mountain of junk mail, turn on my computer, delete a mountain of junk mail etc. etc.
I think to myself, ah I know what will cheer me up a quick trip to SH. lol
NO, WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON ? ?
I have had a quick look over some posts and everybody seems to be at each others throats, what is going on ???
I seem a little confused, I have put this down to the jetlag, please tell me everything and everyone is OK !!
Regards Dan x wink
Calista wrote :
WB Dan ... thought I hadn't seen you around recently kiss

Thank you very much.
Regards Dan x x x wink
P.S. At customs asked '' Anything to declare ? '' I replied '' Yes don't go to LA !! '' :grin:
Way Hay
First day back and I am straight back into the thick of it !! duel Please excuse the jetlag :eeek:
I'll be in anyones gang who is kind enough to invite me
Alex the thought of '' in and out '' with you, well, hot under the collar seems rather inadequate, ho hum deep sigh
Thank you please
Regards Dan x x x wink
Alex :P
Thank you very much wave
Just as normal it will be over only too quickly :cry:
See you soon kiss
Regards Dan xxx wink
Alex wrote :
There is no real right or wrong way - just be yourselves!

I agree !! Once you start to post then your character will show through !! :laughabove:
Have fun :thumbup:
Regards Dan wink
Alexandra wrote :
How are you at photography then, Dan? wink

It would be my pleasure to assist you Alex, I do have qualifications :small-print: (not in photography though !!)
Dan x x x x x :wink:
mollyandchris wrote :
suck up lol

Thank you. I have found that compliments always seem to arouse an interesting reaction !! :grin:
Cheers Dan wink
:bounce: I know the winner ! ! :bounce:
:happy: I know the winner ! ! :happy:
The winner is .................... Alexandra
What wonderful Avatars and oh so very, very attractive !! :rascal:
What more can I say '' Alex you are a goddess '' worship
Regards Dan x x x x wink
Hiya Caroline
:welcome:
Welcome to the mad loon and often educational blink world of the Forum wave
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have :grin:
Cheers :cheers:
Regards Dan x x x wink
Good evening Jags
I have had my PC at the Doctors for the last few days !!
Due to a long suffering illness ( Windows ME ) it was well overdue !! blink
However the Doc has administered a superb remedy ( Windows XP Pro ) :thumbup:
So I am now back :happy:
A nice '' welcome back hug '' wouldn't go amiss please rolleyes
Dan xxx wink
debbiewebs wrote :
Ive dont it!

Well done !!
But I must confess I am slightly at a loss rolleyes
How do you ' dont ' something ? ? dunno
Dan x x x
Confused and lost as per normal !! blink
Whatever you feel comfy with is fine by me wink
You just enjoy !!!!!!
Pours some more oil onto hands and lightly massages shoulders and back
Mmmmmmmmmm it does have a rather soothing effect doesn't it ? ? :rascal:
Dan X X X X :lickface:
We must do this more often ! ! :P
Do not worry Alex
Scba gear away under lock and key, ready for next week !! rolleyes
Massage oil at the ready ( never travel without it, or shower gel for that matter !! :thumbup: )
Right aches and pains of the day removal a speciality !!
Pours oils into hands to ensure nice and warm
Right Alex just come over here and relax :rascal:
Why thank you very, very much Alex
I may very well take you up on that kind offer :happy:
Dan x x x x wink
Well Alex
I never doubted for one second that you would not enjoy yourself lol
Did the hair thing sort itself out ? confused
Uncorks a nice bottle of white and pours two glasses
I would have loved to come along but did have prior arrangements, hopefully next time, if I can find someone to tag along with dunno
Well, well
Good evening Alex
I always tend to bump into the nicest people in here !! :grin:
Fancy a quick glass of wine and a nice soak in the tub ? :rascal:
Mmmmmmmmm a nice relaxing dip in the jacuzzi before the riguors of the week !! :P
Anyone around ? ? wave
Afternoon all wave Hope it all went well last night !!
Hiya Alex
I have a worried brow that could well do with some attention blink
How are you fixed ? ? :happy:
Dan wink
Oooooh ladies :lickface:
All this attention is making my diving mask steam up redface
Mmmmmmmm Melons
Just pour mine into my snorkel please and I will return to the depths :rascal:
Oh dear my secret is out !! rolleyes
My snorkel has been uncovered, I do hope that my reputation is not ruined. :doh:
I'm off to check bolt
Steady on there Alex !! :smug:
I think you have hold of my snorkel !! :lickface:
I happened to have planned ahead, for once, and brought my scuba gear with me. :thumbup:
However, I left the wet suit at home, some people find the sight of me in a wet suit a little too much dunno ho hum !!
Oooooh Alex :eeek: please be careful under that water line !!
You may find something over here that could possibly interest you !! :rascal: