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Dan__Solo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Hiya KentGreg
Welcome along to the mad loon but sometimes educational :jagsatwork: world of the Forum
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have blink
Cheers :cheers:
Regards Dan
Jameson
I have found that cheese graters can be a real help in the kitchen !! blink
Very handy for making cheese easy to use in sandwiches and for toppings for baked potatoes etc !! :lickface:
Regards Dan wink
Mmmmmmm Alexandra
There is a link to my e-mail address please feel free to send me them for a second opinion !! :rascal:
Here's hoping :happy:
Dan x x x wink
Quote by tall_dark_n_havesome
ooooooooo - I made it onto the bum gallery!!!!!!!

and about time too Alex...The sexiest bum on SH!!!
:thumbup:
Seconded :lickface:
What more can I say ? ? dunno
Dan x x x wink
Oooh oooh here's another :bounce:
One of the first films to have the shock after what appears to be the end of the film
Friday the 13th : Jason coming out of the lake, nasty stuff. :uhoh:
Popcorn thrown everywhere I seem to recollect !!
Dan
Here's a couple :-
Jaws : The head rolling out of the boat. confused
Jaws II : The body washing up in the waves as he wades out to sea. rolleyes
The Thing : When they are testing the blood and they find the infected person. blink
Hannibal : When Clarice is reviewing the video tapes and Lecter turns and bites the nurse. :eeek:
Mmmm I am sure there are plenty more the elude me at the mo !! dunno
Dan
May I recommend a handy little tool available on a free download
AnnSummers 0.4
This tool allows you to upgrade Bedroom 3.2 and Sexlife 2004 Edition II
Always a handy application to have up your sleeve !!
Regards Dan x x x wink
Quote by mirlees69
hi new to site just fuond it looks like ive been missing fun anyone want to fill me in wink on what i missed confused:

Hi mirlees69
A little more information about yourself would be a nice start :small-print:
Maybe on the lines of your location, age, sex, interests etc. etc. dunno
I am sure you get the idea !!
Then you might get to find out what you '' missed '' :doh:
Kind Regards Dan :wink:
Gailen
:welcome: Welcome along to the mad loon but sometimes educational :jagsatwork: world of the Forum
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have :thumbup:
Cheers :cheers:
Regards Dan wink
Alexandra wrote :
And just HOW OLD would that be then Dan? rolleyes

Well, well that would be telling now wouldn't it ??
Dan x x x wink
Hiya t&t
Welcome along !! wave
I was a lurker and then became a newbie and now I'm a SHAGGER !! :rascal:
Ho hum !! How things have changed dunno
Regards Dan x x x wink
Saw this thread and couldn't resist, so apologies in advance !!
Q. What do you call a man in a swimming pool ?
A. Bob
Q. what do you call a man with a lighthouse on his head ?
A. Cliff
Q. what do you call a man car bumper on his head ?
A. Reg
Q. What do you call a woman with a frog on her head ?
A. Lilly
Q. What do you call a woman who throws all her bills in the fire ?
A. Burnadette
Q. What do you call a woman balancing two pints of lager on her head and a snooker cue in each hand ?
A. Beatrix Potter
Etc. Etc. Etc.
Sorry :doh: I could go on but I will save you all the trauma ............ rolleyes
Regards Dan wink
Alex wrote :
Got any O's

For you plenty :twisted:
Levels
letters
garden
etc. etc
Dan xx x wink
Quote by Alexandra
Now, now, Alex - you know flattery will get you everywhere. Just try and think of me as a normal human bean and it might reduce your hot flushes!! redface
Mal
wink

Baked or broad?
No, no the two Ronnies all over again !!
FOUR CANDLES !!
OMG
Dan :wink:
Ohhhh dear Alex
You are always putting words into my mouth !! rolleyes
You know what I mean !!
Dan x x x wink
Quote by Alexandra
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce! lol

Alex I am always available for a quick pounce !! :rascal:
Never knowingly undersold in the pouncability stakes. :smug:
You sound like you could do with a nice relaxing massage kiss
I'm yer man !! ( Runs off to cupboard frantically looking for oil, potions and all manner of seductive stuff !!)
Please read my disclaimer before we start :small-print:
Regards Dan x x x wink
WooHoo
Now here is a man who knows how to please a woman!!!!!! (take note - Mal!!!! - prunes & stout indeed!!)
A massage, Dan? Sounds idyllic.
Now how do you want me?
Could I have a little of something nice to drink too?
I alwas find that a fine lady deserves a fine vintage, may I suggest a bottle of bubbly ?? dunno
Goes down lovely with a massage. Ah the scent of the oils, the aroma of the candles.
The bubbles rising and falling in the glass, oooh I am there now !! :rascal:
Sound good ??
Dan x x x :wink:
Quote by bluexxx
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce! lol

Alex I am always available for a quick pounce !! :rascal:
Never knowingly undersold in the pouncability stakes. :smug:
You sound like you could do with a nice relaxing massage kiss
I'm yer man !! ( Runs off to cupboard frantically looking for oil, potions and all manner of seductive stuff !!)
Please read my disclaimer before we start :small-print:
Regards Dan x x x wink
Classic, pure genius, classic !! :giggle:
Nice one melons
I must admit that I have been visited by the after party monkey on the odd occasion !!
You know the one who breaks into your house,
leaves the front door open,
puts bread in the toaster but does not cook it,
leaves the TV, HI Fi and DVD on ( usually full volume for all of them ),
leaves all the lights on in the house,
throws all of your clothes around your bedroom,
steals all your money and finally
does something nasty in your mouth !!! :rude:
Mmmmm on far too many occasions than I would care to mention !! I am afraid to say dunno
Ho hum Dan x x wink
Quote by fruity1976
Sorry to Hi-Jack but just at the "pussy" comment there!!
Tonight I noticed that when my wee black and white cat miaows, he sounds a bit like Jimmy Saville!! Swear to god!! lol

:laughabove:
'' Jangle, jangle, jewellery, jewellery '' blink
Dan x x x wink
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Hiya goody
Welcome along to the mad loon but often educational world of the Forum.
I will decline from making any cat related comments ( '' I'm mew to the site '' )
However I know someone that lives in the mews in Chelsea !!! :grin:
Cheers and have fun !!
Regards Dan x x x wink
Hi Sara
Welcome :welcome: along to the mad loon and sometimes educational :jagsatwork: world of the Forum !!
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have rolleyes
Cheers :cheers:
Regards Dan x x wink
I can cope
I can cope
I can cope
I think ? ? rolleyes
'' medication !! Nurse my medication, now,now '' :eeek:
Hey,
please don't get me wrong, I like it and it's very imaginative.
But, I betcha he 'aint out of bed until this afternoon !! :doh:
I think a trip to the medicine cabinet may be in order, a few Nurofen washed down with some Alka Saltzer may be required !! :eeek:
Then straight off to the pub to watch the match ?? :beer:
Dan wink
WHAT ?? :uhoh:
There I was looking forward to another routine Sunday, when
WHOOOOOSH blink
This thread ? ?
This is bizarre when you read it on a Sunday morning !!
'' Nurse the screens, I need my medication, quickly, quickly !! '' :eeek:
loon
Dan wink
Hi Dee
:welcome: Welcome along to the mad loon but often educational :jagsatwork: world of the Forum
I hope you enjoy yourself in here as much as I have since I started. :rascal:
Kind regards Dan x x x wink
Way hay
Mud wrestle :twisted:
Here we go :bounce:
Here we go :bounce:
To coin a phrase !! rolleyes