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Dan__Solo
Over 90 days ago
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Casanova
Here's a couple :-
Jaws : The head rolling out of the boat.
Jaws II : The body washing up in the waves as he wades out to sea.
The Thing : When they are testing the blood and they find the infected person.
Hannibal : When Clarice is reviewing the video tapes and Lecter turns and bites the nurse. :eeek:
Mmmm I am sure there are plenty more the elude me at the mo !!
Dan
Jaws : The head rolling out of the boat.
Jaws II : The body washing up in the waves as he wades out to sea.
The Thing : When they are testing the blood and they find the infected person.
Hannibal : When Clarice is reviewing the video tapes and Lecter turns and bites the nurse. :eeek:
Mmmm I am sure there are plenty more the elude me at the mo !!
Dan
Casanova
Quote by mirlees69
hi new to site just fuond it looks like ive been missing fun anyone want to fill me inon what i missed
Hi mirlees69
A little more information about yourself would be a nice start :small-print:
Maybe on the lines of your location, age, sex, interests etc. etc.
I am sure you get the idea !!
Then you might get to find out what you '' missed '' :doh:
Kind Regards Dan :wink:
Casanova
Saw this thread and couldn't resist, so apologies in advance !!
Q. What do you call a man in a swimming pool ?
A. Bob
Q. what do you call a man with a lighthouse on his head ?
A. Cliff
Q. what do you call a man car bumper on his head ?
A. Reg
Q. What do you call a woman with a frog on her head ?
A. Lilly
Q. What do you call a woman who throws all her bills in the fire ?
A. Burnadette
Q. What do you call a woman balancing two pints of lager on her head and a snooker cue in each hand ?
A. Beatrix Potter
Etc. Etc. Etc.
Sorry :doh: I could go on but I will save you all the trauma ............
Regards Dan
Q. What do you call a man in a swimming pool ?
A. Bob
Q. what do you call a man with a lighthouse on his head ?
A. Cliff
Q. what do you call a man car bumper on his head ?
A. Reg
Q. What do you call a woman with a frog on her head ?
A. Lilly
Q. What do you call a woman who throws all her bills in the fire ?
A. Burnadette
Q. What do you call a woman balancing two pints of lager on her head and a snooker cue in each hand ?
A. Beatrix Potter
Etc. Etc. Etc.
Sorry :doh: I could go on but I will save you all the trauma ............
Regards Dan
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
Alex I am always available for a quick pounce !! :rascal:
Never knowingly undersold in the pouncability stakes. :smug:
You sound like you could do with a nice relaxing massage
I'm yer man !! ( Runs off to cupboard frantically looking for oil, potions and all manner of seductive stuff !!)
Please read my disclaimer before we start :small-print:
Regards Dan x x x
WooHoo
Now here is a man who knows how to please a woman!!!!!! (take note - Mal!!!! - prunes & stout indeed!!)
A massage, Dan? Sounds idyllic.
Now how do you want me?
Could I have a little of something nice to drink too?
I alwas find that a fine lady deserves a fine vintage, may I suggest a bottle of bubbly ??
Goes down lovely with a massage. Ah the scent of the oils, the aroma of the candles.
The bubbles rising and falling in the glass, oooh I am there now !! :rascal:
Sound good ??
Dan x x x :wink:
Casanova
Quote by bluexxx
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
Alex I am always available for a quick pounce !! :rascal:
Never knowingly undersold in the pouncability stakes. :smug:
You sound like you could do with a nice relaxing massage
I'm yer man !! ( Runs off to cupboard frantically looking for oil, potions and all manner of seductive stuff !!)
Please read my disclaimer before we start :small-print:
Regards Dan x x x
Casanova
Classic, pure genius, classic !! :giggle:
Nice one melons
I must admit that I have been visited by the after party monkey on the odd occasion !!
You know the one who breaks into your house,
leaves the front door open,
puts bread in the toaster but does not cook it,
leaves the TV, HI Fi and DVD on ( usually full volume for all of them ),
leaves all the lights on in the house,
throws all of your clothes around your bedroom,
steals all your money and finally
does something nasty in your mouth !!! :rude:
Mmmmm on far too many occasions than I would care to mention !! I am afraid to say
Ho hum Dan x x
Nice one melons
I must admit that I have been visited by the after party monkey on the odd occasion !!
You know the one who breaks into your house,
leaves the front door open,
puts bread in the toaster but does not cook it,
leaves the TV, HI Fi and DVD on ( usually full volume for all of them ),
leaves all the lights on in the house,
throws all of your clothes around your bedroom,
steals all your money and finally
does something nasty in your mouth !!! :rude:
Mmmmm on far too many occasions than I would care to mention !! I am afraid to say
Ho hum Dan x x
Casanova
Hey,
please don't get me wrong, I like it and it's very imaginative.
But, I betcha he 'aint out of bed until this afternoon !! :doh:
I think a trip to the medicine cabinet may be in order, a few Nurofen washed down with some Alka Saltzer may be required !! :eeek:
Then straight off to the pub to watch the match ?? :beer:
Dan
please don't get me wrong, I like it and it's very imaginative.
But, I betcha he 'aint out of bed until this afternoon !! :doh:
I think a trip to the medicine cabinet may be in order, a few Nurofen washed down with some Alka Saltzer may be required !! :eeek:
Then straight off to the pub to watch the match ?? :beer:
Dan
