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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
0 miles · Greater London
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we should all hang our heads in shame I think I'm gonna store this thread and bring it out every time we need a 'cock shots??? :dry: these are the sort of erotic arty pics that will stand you out from the 1000's of other single blokes' example 
Lukes, you're just too damn edible for your own good :twisted:
look what you've done to us, even the rottweiler's panting like a bitch on heat
all that time in the ads section, 1 day in here and there's a fookin queue!! :rotflmao:
Lukes, you're just too damn edible for your own good :twisted: look what you've done to us, even the rottweiler's panting like a bitch on heat
all that time in the ads section, 1 day in here and there's a fookin queue!! :rotflmao:
Quote by jaymar
ohhh nooo!! you really did take that last offering of advice from the last Hello thread didnt you :shock:
not all advice is good advice honey
:shock: who?
Quote by XXXXX
Have you written up about your first meeting? If you post it up then maybe that will interest someone to make contact.
Good luck
:wink: (from the archives)
Quote by Drewxcore
and girls ...............
I get a million PM's telling me to join the picket line but do I get one PM telling me to come and meet Luke? do I?and I thought you were my friends :cry:
I was thinking the same thing... but having perved perused his profile I wouldn't have told anyone else either :twisted: :twisted:
Bunch of perv's
:lol:
Yes! when a nice woman joins you dont see us chaps squawking about them and perving thier profiles do ya!
Dont be making out you lot are all innocent - we're just giving you blokies a taste of your own medicine...just so happens that he's yummy too
:twisted: Blonde wrote:
I get a million PM's telling me to join the picket line but do I get one PM telling me to come and meet Luke? do I? and I thought you were my friends
fook me hun, I'm sending em out at a rate of 30 an hour as it is! its a fookin big membership list you know, give me chance! :lol: Celery wrote:
I was thinking the same thing... but having perved perused his profile I wouldn't have told anyone else either :twisted:
awwww bollox :doh:
:doh: 
Quote by keeno
Where's the problem in the concept of someone not being attracted to men yet wanting the physical pleasure of penetrative sex????
I am not suggesting strap ons etc are masterbation but purely pointing out that most people enjoy the physical feeling from sexual intercourse.
I have a strange feeling of walking into a storm.
weather forecast says its clear and sunny today :wink: physical feeling of intercourse/ feeling 'full'/ 'having something inside her', yes, but with regard to the actual thread question, lesbian women who effectively denounce sexual attraction & pleasure (?? or do they??) from men/cock, who then play using cock shaped/ modelled toys and strap-ons .....
ok, so, I still dont get it
I'm gonna have to try it & do the research for myself :twisted: 
ner ner na ner nerrr Hiya 
Welcome to the Cafe
You might find this useful Lukes, just click the link to get your very own 'mentor' and guiding hand around the forums >> http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
and if you're not familiar with the rules as such, have a read here >>> http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
other than that, go get a brew and have a nosey around, you're not new to the site so you've got a head start
Nice pics, by the way
Welcome to the Cafe
You might find this useful Lukes, just click the link to get your very own 'mentor' and guiding hand around the forums >> http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html
and if you're not familiar with the rules as such, have a read here >>> http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
other than that, go get a brew and have a nosey around, you're not new to the site so you've got a head start
Nice pics, by the way
Quote by well_busty_babe
what i think kiss meant was like the fact that i am a vegetarian, but i eat pretend sausages!
i wouldnt eat the real thing, but can appreciate the substitute!
ok, help me out here, this is what I'm stuck on:
why would someone who doesnt find men/cock sexually attractive, want to be pleasured/ satisfied by something that resembles a human cock? (and i'm stuck specifically because I'm thinking of vibes, dildos & strap-ons that are shaped/ moulded/ modelled on a real blokes cock, complete with bollocks, veins and head - not the 'simply phallic shaped 'having something inside her' type )
does that make any sense at all? :lol:
Quote by Ukwineman
... but what would the difference be if same fox was killed by its only natural predator the Golden Eagle ( yeah I know we not likely to see one) that would not care less where it was left or what state it was in when it had finished feeding?
To me, the difference is I can explain that to her, it's nature. Some animals prey on others for food, the killing of the fox by the eagle would not be unnecessary
- and she will understand that. The shooting of a young fox for 'fun' because it happened to be a live target, no chickens / farmers etc in the equasion, just probably young lads with a shotgun and a £10 bet. I guess I'm pissed because it was so unnecessary & there is no way I can explain why to her :dunno:The only thing I can say is it’s a good teaching lesson, but lets be honest we live in a civilized world.
do we? :dunno:
