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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by cu3b4ll
I've always wondered what it would be like to try it one day

Well when you do try it you can report back on how it feels and whether you felt a bit gay rolleyes
and how far ya shot your load afterwards :twisted:
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Quote by spurter
For some it could be a bit of a bukkake thing.

ok ok, now I really am lost
HELP loon
Quote by Mal
oooo my head :huh:

If your head hurts, you're doing it wrong!! :twisted:
Mal
wink
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i was thinking of an extra one and got mixed up with jaw-ache redface , apologies lol
Quote by spurter
Maybe it would be an avenue for bicurious lads to explore their gay side

ok hang on. wwhhhhooaaa
so, bicurious men have a 'gay' side?
and DP is about exploring that cos you might touch cocks???
and its nothing to do with pleasuring the fem?
ohhhhhhhhhh
invitation to pm me is withdrawn :cry:
lol Bloke
I still dont get the 'feeling gay' thing - intimate yes, 'gay' ??? dunno
wouldnt it just feel like another cock? end of?? dunno
what's 'feeling gay'? dunno
Girls -
How does it feel for you? Are 2 better than one?
cant answer ya mate cos I dont know, but it is on my 'to do' list.
suitable applications to the pm box please :twisted:
2 sleeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all singing all dancing emoticon insertion here please lol )
Quote by dambuster
For those that have heard the story of first dose of crabs .....

you mean, there's more? :shock:
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Happy Birthday Dawn :cheers:
have a good one!! lol
and best wishes for the exams :thumbup:
Quote by claicerrig
Is it possable to be included
Thanks
Clai

I am able to vouch for Clai, he's a personal friend of mine.
Quote by poshkate
well happy belated birthday to u! lol
your children at the moment don't understand how important the little things in life are (ie cards, especially handmade ones) and unfortunately it seems no one has reminded them too make u one.
just remember how lucky you are to have children......and even more lucky to have them there to give you presents on your birthday morning.
happy birthday again! lol

Happy Birthday Manolishi!! kiss
Kate's right hun, kids dont understand the sentimentality we adults have over special cards and little momentos, for example, age depending, they go for th pictures on the front not the writing inside or the verse, ya know? the thought behind the card just isnt there like it is when we grown ups do it because there's something special we want to say...
they bought you a present, beer - which may well have come out their pocket money if mum didnt provide for it - and we all know kids apprciate 'presents' more than cards - they gave you what they thought you'd like.
i remember buying my dad socks , every year from being about 3 or 4, cos he like it, it was daft and it made him laugh and it turned into a bit of a tradtion. At 16 for the first time I didnt get him any, and it gutted him for days :cry: - not because of the socks of course, but because it was a symbolic gesture of daughter/father love that suddenly I just didnt do anymore. I bought him other stuff, but the socks were a sentimental thing - like your handmade cards.
As others have said hun, you're kids are going through it too, they probably thought that you'd like a beer and that was the best thing to get you - espcially like you say, if they wernt prompted to make you a card - its not their fault luv, and I hate to say it and be so blunt, but perhaps be grateful you actually got something, and most of all actually sawyour kids on your birthday, because there's plenty of others out there who dont. kiss
Quote by Pete_sw
No thanks, give me a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it anytime.

but even when we're like that, we still like the flirty build-up & anticipation - thats not playing hard-to-get, that's just standards :twisted:
Quote by lovejoy68
i think i drink too much to risk waving a razor anywhere near ant dangling bits confused
so it has to be a tight trim with the clippers for me much safer biggrin

something you need a hand with there?? :rascal:
I am actually thinking of going blonde .......
its the only colour I havent been yet :shock:
Quote by lovejoy68
all i can offer is what works for me,if im out i just stand at the bar & lick my eyebrows it usually works wink lol
failing that i think you just need to find a rich bloke who can treat you to a full makeover hair nails facial massage the whole works followed by a trip clothes shopping smile i did it for my ex after she had baby & it did her confidance a massive boost smile

>>> adds rich bloke to my list of needs lol
are you planning on going back to the hotel after the venue party?? or on to the afters party then the hotel at stupid o'clock like folk usually do ? lol
Quote by H-x
Hi, only just found this d'you have room for two more?
H.x

2 more??
who's the other one? lol <<<<<< Dark, in particularly :doh: mode
and edited to add.... :doh: yes, of course, you're both on the list lol
ooo Dark steps into unknown territory, and the first thing I stumble on in this lol lol
Hello Miss biggrin
How long ya got? lol
smoking :smoke:
swearing - alot :fuckinghell:
biting the inside of my mouth when concentrating/ nervous/ mad evil
caffeine freak :eeek:
being lazy and using the car to nip to the shop which is a 5 minute walk away rolleyes
ebay addiction lol
biting my nails then spitting the bits out :shock:
there's more but that'll do for now lol
:thumbup: Deal
i know which head you're after :grin: but that's fine honey cos the other one sounds just as promising :twisted:
Quote by Bloke2005
David - I think you should get yourself into the Cafe and have gab :thumbup:

piss off Bloke smackbottom , I wanted this one to myself :twisted:
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