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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London
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I know its not swinging related, but I'm posting it anyway because fuck am I mad, I need a rant - and it may come in useful for others here.
I've just had a 15 minute phone call from my electricity supplier call centre - so, to start things off, lets just say I had a bit of difficulty actually understanding what was being said. in fact, it might have been better coming in Russian.
Basically, I have one of these electricity card meters - like a token meter, which I put cards in weekly and no big bill to fork out every quarter. Sounds simple and effective enough yes?
Apparently not. No. Overall gist of telephone conversation is that despite me banging cards into this thing left right and centre - currently £15 quid a week and nicely budgeting for it - due to recent price hikes since god knows when, this bloody meter hasnt been 'collecting' at the correct rate, (for anyone who understands this stuff, it collects at and it should be collecting at :shock: )
in essence, I'm about to get landed with a fucking great big electricity debt that s been accumulating unbeknown to me for god knows how long - because THEY didnt set the meter at the correct rate. And I quote " we have thousands of card meters installed all over the UK, but we dont have thousands of fitters to go out adjusting those meters each time the energy prices go up" :shock: :shock: :shock: - Like THATS MY FAULT ?????????
So, if you're a Powergen customer and you dont fancy feeling as irate as i am right now, I suggest you dont answer your phone today.
Poor cow on the other end got it both barrels too :twisted: :taz:
I've just had a 15 minute phone call from my electricity supplier call centre - so, to start things off, lets just say I had a bit of difficulty actually understanding what was being said. in fact, it might have been better coming in Russian.
Basically, I have one of these electricity card meters - like a token meter, which I put cards in weekly and no big bill to fork out every quarter. Sounds simple and effective enough yes?
Apparently not. No. Overall gist of telephone conversation is that despite me banging cards into this thing left right and centre - currently £15 quid a week and nicely budgeting for it - due to recent price hikes since god knows when, this bloody meter hasnt been 'collecting' at the correct rate, (for anyone who understands this stuff, it collects at and it should be collecting at :shock: )
in essence, I'm about to get landed with a fucking great big electricity debt that s been accumulating unbeknown to me for god knows how long - because THEY didnt set the meter at the correct rate. And I quote " we have thousands of card meters installed all over the UK, but we dont have thousands of fitters to go out adjusting those meters each time the energy prices go up" :shock: :shock: :shock: - Like THATS MY FAULT ?????????
So, if you're a Powergen customer and you dont fancy feeling as irate as i am right now, I suggest you dont answer your phone today.
Poor cow on the other end got it both barrels too :twisted: :taz:
Quote by little gem
Not even with a tampon in after a nice hot bath? Can't say it bothers me much doing it to other people.
Nope, knowing my luck, i'd get the string stuck between my teeth and come back up with a new dangly accessory
Quote by little gem
I'd never burn someone in the act of sexual pleasure on purpose if they asked me to. I just wouldn't bring myself to do that to someone.
maybe not in the act of sexual pleasure, but I have stubbed my fag out on someone cos they were crap.
(i made that one up, honest
I'm not playing anymore, I have images of tampons in my head at half 2 in a morning, that cant be healthy ) 
Gem, with any luck you'll get a good spanking for this if nothing else 
)
Thanks for caring! Quote by little gem
Probably a bloody good job the darn chatroom isn't working for me yet too.
It looks like a working all nighter from me here.
then get your butt off here!!!
(i dont want you to of course, but, deadlines are more important)
why am I even talking to you?? go away
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Is anyone else having problems with the site today, pages taking ages to load, a message saying 'not enough resources to renue page' and a blank screen? Plesae tell me its not my laptop.
H.x
No not just you H hun, I've been like that since lunchtime (
) but its fixed now! 
(bout bloody time too! ) Quote by dambuster
off the top of my head (as it were) .............
still waiting to see two girls kissing each other around/across the shaft of my cock, then sharing the jizz.
having my jizz licked from me by two girls
seeing a girl lick my jizz from another girl's body/breastsssssssstststsssss
Quote by SexySara
......having done them, I know the guy in question was blown away (pardon the pun!) by the whole experience.
I concurr!
I've seen blokes pull some wierd faces in my time
but the look of pure unadulterated testosterone-fuelled hornyness and awe the last time I did that will forever be etched in my memory! Priceless Quote by mdr2000
Darkfire my sweet ....... you have a way with words lol.... having met you though I believe every last word........ Oooooo your wicked !!
only when tickled, and i really do hate feet - not just tickling but feet generally - and i'd already said 'get off me', I dont say it twice
..... therefore my actions were entirely justified Quote by H-x
... I've kicked a couple of people in the head (unintentionally) when they've been daft enough to go for my feet. (what is it wih guys and feet?)
H.x
Me too!
i used to know someone who's idea of forplay was to playfight/ tickle me, and would always go for my feet
i hate that with a passion (so he thought it would be funny to do it some more ) and i really did end up kicking him in the head (by accident) and then again in the bollox (intentionally :twisted: ) ...and left he probably didnt realise til after I'd gone that I'd also uncontrollably wee'd all over the floor with laughing
but :twisted: :twisted: , the silly twat :P Quote by dambuster
spurter, my favousite little spunk-bubble ! !
how you doing ?
i knew you'dfind this thread, was awaiting your arrival just be aware that if you do in catterick, you'll never be totally sure which one you caught crabs from; and ............... if you do, there's no need to shave your eyebrows.
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I think we should get past the feeling abit gay part.
I know my sexuality - what I was meaning how men who saw themselves as straight would feel being that intimate with a man.
Ok, I'm gonna be sensible now, because I've had this conversation with someone recently, and I am intruiged to hear other people's answers.
*retreats to corner quietly...
with tape measure in pocket just in case*
