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Darkfire

Over 90 days ago

Bisexual Female, 50

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1 May 2006

You know its not right when..... you log into SH and there's 23 pm's sitting in your inbox from one person :shock:
You know its not right when you put your name down for munches/ socials/ whatever, and you can guarantee that one person in particular will have their name on there within 5 posts.
You know when its not right when...... in pm, someone's telling you how special you are, how much they want you, how they wanna get to know you....... because they think its what you want to hear..... and THEN you read the threads and the same person is flirting and throwing himself/ herself at anything that moves rolleyes

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Dark's on one now, can you tell ? redface

redface

lol

1 May 2006

smackbottom

Tramper, dont you feckin start with me today god dammit :twisted:
Builderforfun wrote:

Got to put one on here for us males .. you know its not right when you just played w with someone its been ok not the best and you get a big hug which last for well over five minutes and 100 pecks on the head the face neck everywhere ... wo there hunny to serious to soon!

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You know when its not right when you've played with someone for the first time..... and he brings you coffee in the morning and you open your eyes, he's sat on the bed, the coffee's gone cold.... for him to say 'i was just watching you sleeping' :shock:

1 May 2006

At this point, I'm very inclined to say.....Earthy !! .... but given the thread content people might misread it, so I wont lol

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1 May 2006

rotflmao

, especially if she's called Janet

1 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
(but its nothing to do with the fact ur a single bi fem and attatching himself to you like a limpet *might* just enable him to watch that girl on girl stuff he's been dreaming about regardless of wether he actually gets to play with you or not, honest ).

You know it's not right when they say
"I've been dying to meet you for ages because.....
You're well know and respected on the forum and if I tell everyone I've played with you I'll get loads of pussy"
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh THAT one :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
mad

mad

mad

mad

mad

mad

ok, descending into rottweiler mode here so I'm having a couple of valium while I read . :taz:

1 May 2006

You know its not right when you play with someone and everybody here knows about it before you've even got home, cos he's put something really stupidly fucking obvious in his sig, then posts one liners in every thread making sure it gets as much exposure as possible......

1 May 2006

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bloody good thread HLB!!
I *could* make this a 4 pager lol

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You know its not right when you've had that coffee meet, and you know its not going any further..... but he offers you a trade off and says he just wants to be your 'friend' / munch buddy/ confidante/ escort instead (but its nothing to do with the fact ur a single bi fem and attatching himself to you like a limpet *might* just enable him to watch that girl on girl stuff he's been dreaming about regardless of wether he actually gets to play with you or not, honest ).
You know when its not right when you go for coffee.....and he's got a bumbag with him. Inside that bumbag are wipes, condoms and any other paraphanalia which scream EXPECTATION at you.
You know when its not right when you've arranged to meet up socially to see how you get on..... but in the days leading up to it his texts/ pms start divulging all the thoughts of what he'd like to do to you .....and you decide to pull out....... then he brands you a timewaster.
oooo i'll come back to this ............ wink

wink

1 May 2006

Bollox I cant do that date :cry:
its straight after another party I dont wanna cancel = i wont be fit to drive & will have to come home afterwards for work/ school run .
maybe another time wink

wink

1 May 2006

ohhhhhh a proper pub crawl biggrin

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:happy: :happy: :happy:
looks like the 24th is out - I thought we may have that one pencilled in due to something that was organised elsewhere but isnt happeneing now.....
but anyway, lets go for another date, and if I cant make it, I cant make it kiss

kiss

30 Apr 2006

rolleyes

bloody doggers
spoil all my fun
:twisted:
rotflmao

rotflmao

30 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
Sometimes you lot just seem to completely fkn crack me up ......some one should do a sit-com on this place.......im so absolutely in tears here...i just wish i had an emoton that was laffin as much as i am ffs

Mike, This is a genuine bi fem wanting to meet up, its no laughing matter !
Poor girl 's got all these offers to weigh up, phone calls to Sarah to make and a hubby/ kids to consider, and then there's Marcus and his wife (who goes on holiday alot).... blimey, talk about complicated :shock:
The trouble we fems go to eh?
oh, and I forgot, all the pics to browse through ....
its a hard life

30 Apr 2006

Cinzano??? wtf's that??
not proper alcohol as I know! rolleyes

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want a cherry and an umbrella in that luv? biggrin

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30 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster

2nd June is a bit close to the big doo on the 3rd I think, I know I like to get plastered, but I dont do if often, and 2 nights in a row and I'll probably die of JD poisoning :shock:

tsk

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Bluddy youngsters - no feckin stamina rolleyes

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smackbottom

smackbottom

have you seen how much JD i drink per munch/ social ???????? :shock:
i feel a good old drinking game coming on , so dont start with me, Arfur flipa

flipa

30 Apr 2006

ooooo look at those hands :inlove:
and the thighs hump

hump

and the 'i'd like to dig my nails into that and pull you in deeper' arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

30 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
that's my dgree show opening night, maybe if you do another later in the year I'll be able to come (if invited!)
H.x

2nd June is a bit close to the big doo on the 3rd I think, I know I like to get plastered, but I dont do if often, and 2 nights in a row and I'll probably die of JD poisoning :shock:

30 Apr 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
You are such a tart ! !
Are you a fan of rugby ?

ooo bloody hell ladies, Time out for a sec
i've never been envious of a ball before, this is novel :twisted:
innocent

innocent

30 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
btw - Girls. Why don't you think about making a weekend of it and go out all girly on the 2 June ?

Genius !! a postponed non-wedding non-hen night pre the non-munch :shock: lol

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30 Apr 2006

ok ok, diary is out, pm on way biggrin

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please please please not June 10th worship

worship

30 Apr 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
i know couples in their 30s and 40s where the guys pushing the women to swing, in my opinion age has nothing 2 do with this

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30 Apr 2006

People can be manipulative & 'encourage for their own gain' regrardless of age gap. Naiveity doesnt stop at, for example, 30.

30 Apr 2006

rotflmao

rotflmao

30 Apr 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I vote for the North !!!
Big city night out ......... Manchester/Leeds etc etc
Can offer 2 double spare rooms for the girls to crash in.
Might even be able to bribe Steve into being the taxi for the night :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yeay
I vote Manchester - A girly night in the village :happy:
And I'll get dammie to come and keep Steve company.....

bolt

bolt

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I'm liking the sound of this!! biggrin

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:happy: :happy:

30 Apr 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

I've just found a reversible one on another site, for Â£55 quid :happy: :happy:
one small problem..... Its PINK :shock:

You're considering buying a Pinkcorset!!!!! :shock:
I'll fight you for it lol

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you can have it hun, even at Â£55 quid, I dont do pink lol

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30 Apr 2006

Quote by sierra
Darkfire ive just found this
Theres one on there thats very much like the one your after.

omg there's some fantastic ones on there - but Â£245??? even with a small discount its well outta my price range :cry:
I've just found a reversible one on another site, for Â£55 quid :happy: :happy:
one small problem..... Its PINK :shock: evil

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30 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
Ok
Can you all pm me the weekends you are free, (no kids, other meets, socials etc etc etc)
And also in that pm tell me what sort of thing you would like to do, drinks, meal, or what ever and a suggested location, midlands ? north? south?
And I will sort out a majority date and what we do

would you like a pic first?
rotflmao

rotflmao

30 Apr 2006

Quote by celestria
Full time mum here... so I can go shopping anytime you want to go hun as long as I'm home atr 9am and 3pm lol

me too Celery biggrin

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30 Apr 2006

No hun, fisticuffs is what happens when Dark attempts to enter a chatroom for some pleasant chit chat with tea and biscuits wink

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30 Apr 2006

:happy: :happy: :happy:
you mean, i can come to this? I got an invite? you actually want me to come along
WOWWWW :smug:
omg, thankyou thankyou thankyou worship

worship

worship

I feel so accepted into the mighty social circle lol

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30 Apr 2006

Quote by Medic_1
Bloody hell !!! have I been doing it wrong all these years :
SH = I have lear'nt somthing new to-day.
Phredd_Mids

fingers in first, twist from the wrist when you manage all 5, closing hand as you go wink

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30 Apr 2006

SH calling ES!!
we have a situation, over