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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
9 1/2 Weeks - the food scene

I thought the lane scene was better :twisted:
What lane scene???????????????
refresh my memory please :twisted:
i remember the food scene, and the reel film scene...... in fact I might have to go dig this out the cupboard now lol (yep, i'm still bored)
biggrin what she said! lol
funnily enough, I can manage this near on everytime - if i'm doing it myself, and I dont need to g-spot stimulate either :smile2: (smug bitch lol )
getting someone else to do it??? near on impossible (for me) rolleyes but ^^^^^^^ thats how, i guess ya just need to do it properly with the right technique lol
lol you must be as bored as me today hun!
a one-worder then to start us off lol
Adored - Stone Roses
Quote by freckledbird

That said, lets hope it doesnt set a precedent to others who dont quite 'get' the 'dont kiss and tell cos we dont keep score charts here' thing? rolleyes

Agreed, how are people supposed to know?
It's a bit like verifying that someone's genuine isn't it?
Personally we don't give a monkeys whether people think we're genuine or not - the ones who matter, already know or will know.
As far as I'm aware, (with no offence intended) Posh& Becks are one of the only couples who intentionally either ask, or 'ok' their playing partners to brag about their activities on the forum. Does that make them genuine? only in the fact that by plastering details on the forum do people know that they do actually 'do' meets.
It'd probably be a whole different story if someone came on and posted that he/she/they were crap or something similar, wouldnt it lol
Each to their own of course, I just find it surprising that 99% of the time we slate this kind of indiscretion, but in Posh&Becks case they're ok with it, so 'we' are too :shock: Isnt that a bit double standards?
Isnt it Posh&Becks who welcome this sort of indiscretion & like the attention they glean from it? I remember something very similar from a while back.
That said, lets hope it doesnt set a precedent to others who dont quite 'get' the 'dont kiss and tell cos we dont keep score charts here' thing? rolleyes
Quote by stuartrossy1
Take it with a pinch of salt big boy!! tip for you, in the forum its best to introduce yourself properly before posting an ad, If a guy does it the opposite way it turns into a witch hunt!! especially by these pair of witches!!lol

:shock:
you know me too well lol
What ads?? :shock:
ohhhh you mean the well thought out 3 - 4 lines that say 9inch cock repeatedly ?
I didnt get much else from them so descended into perv mode instead lol
yu know the days when you HATE being a single on here???
well I'm feckin having one ! lol
and that was before I checked the pics Honeydew lol wink
On Easter sunday?????
Well, I've done the whole easter egg hunt thing, lost a Cadbury's Flake egg in the pond when it blew out of the tree I'd hid it in , spent the last 2 hours falling out over a toy dog in local Spar shop that i've said she cant have because she's already had umpteen eggs, colouring pads and little presents this morning..... and we're still at stalemate....
So bugger it, I'm going back to bed lol
Quote by Mal
On SH your partner doesn't need to be a member in their own right to attend Munches, that has always been the case. You may be getting confused with another Site which DOES insist on that stupid rule.
Mal
wink

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :idea:
light dawns lol
Thanks Mal lol
Quote by Bloke2005
I think 'making' somebody's partner join so that they can come to a Munch is a load of bollox really... just a paperwork/power/popularity exercise - especially if as Darkfire says, they don't post or even log in confused
If they are a long term partner then we should trust one another's judgement and they should be allowed to attend. If they are a short term partner and genuinely interested in the lifestyle, they should be allowed to attend. If they have 'no interest' in the lifestyle then it begs the question, why would they want to attend, regardless of how long they have known somebody? dunno
Just my thoughts... :P

Ok so, to clarify - my up-to-now-but potentially-not for-much-longer vanilla partner registering on the site was a paperwork/ power/ popularity exercise, especially as he doesnt log in but usually sits here with me when I'mlogged in and reads/ discusses with me the goings on/ issues/ and stuff that's brought up in threads and cant post because I hog the puter ? ? confused
but he's welcome to come to a munch because he's my long term partner and not a mate who is a bit curious?? and didnt actually need to do the 'oooo if i want to join Dark at some point in the future, I'd better stick me details in the system' thing rolleyes
and you thought I was confused before :shock:
Quote by davej
JnB....are you going for a full house of replies on page one (a difficult task)and is my replying fucking you up.... rotflmao

i noticed that too Davej lol
someone's been busy this morning! :shock:
Quote by The-Ring
darkfire and twos company on your welcome post you are honoured :giggle: :giggle:
now now girls dont scare him off yet poke rotflmao rotflmao

Moi?
as if lol :twisted:
Quote by outstanding
oooo wot its like to be wanted easter weekend... now i know wot a cadburys creme egg feels like... :shock:

erm, you do know we bite the tops off and lick out all the insides, then pop the hollow shell in whole, dont you? :shock: lol
sip water
someone making you jump (i'll come up behind ya and scare the crap outta ya, that should work wink lol )
and doing a handstand, apparently. No honest, I'm not winding you up lol
wave
Hello newish type person lol , looks like we got a new addition to the nuthouse folks!
Welcome to SH! :welcome:
Nice pics by the way wink
Quote by Dlep
OMG so you did redface redface redface
OOOOOPs
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

Yes....Im suprised you didnt have nightmares after seeing ME in the Jacuzzi....:shock:
:rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
i might have been a bit preoccupied, given the company I was in :twisted: lol
Quote by MrFC
'Ere' the title was one for the ladies........... lol

have you checked my profile??????????? :shock:
another one who thinks i'm a bloke rolleyes redface lol
Quote by robbie_rob
..... shave to someones personal tastes,having said that it does feel better being totally shaven from a male perspective,theres something erotic about the feel

:thumbup: biggrin
Quote by tattyxpx
Oh see... I told you's i'm so easilly confused confused rotflmao

dont worry about it , me too lol