then, curtain twitcher that I am, curiosity got the better of me
Now?
but I'm with HLB re the builders bum pic, it's gotta go! The rest? am assuming you know how to answer pm's???
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by bisto kid
I couldnt imagine not wanking, i discovered its pleasures early in life and still enjoy them very much now. Since the age of 13 i dont think i have went longer than 2 or 3 days without having a wank (even when iam having regular sex) and iam now nearly 35!...when i 1st discovered its pleasures i would have 5 + a day on a good day
Give it up Now or you will look like my Avatar!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Noooooo I couldnt possibly give it up!!!!! It keeps me fit and healthy thats why i look like my avatar
Hellllllloooooooooo
:twisted:
or did wanking really make you blind? :lol2:
Quote by Wild n Sensual
Ha ha.... suspicions confirmed staright away !!!!....see you 2 are in Warwickshire too so Hi from a near neighbour
Seems this site will be pretty fruitless
wash your mouth out with soap !!
"You get out of this site what you put in" (tm Dambuster)
"We are not a quick shag site" - the sheer ratio of blokes to women here (and all other orientations in between) means that on the whole people can afford to be picky. This site is definately not fruitless, but then you'd have to stick around long enough to find that out for yourself!
:welcome: to the BEST Swingers site on the web
Quote by st3v3
I'll look at the dates and see who can go where, its always better to meet in person if you want to get to know people, Mark told me all about the munches and I'm looking forwards to going to one.
:thumbup: :thumbup:
I was totally reserving judgement and gonna keep stum until the dust settles a little more - but this i think is a positive thing, and I hope, a small sign of some community spirit being entered into between the new owners and us. (oooo its the 'us' and 'them' thing again, ouch)
>>>>> all for now, goes back to sitting on the fence a wee while longer.
But....... :welcome:
Quote by piercedJon
A great cracking night... and a serious thanks to darkfire for the lift and calister and moribus for organising it :-)
Mwwahhaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa :twisted: :twisted: - once PJ spreads the word about how safe a driver I am and how I didntcut up a white van man / get lost for 20 minutes / take a roundabout at 50mph in 2nd gear in the wrong lane / 'wished' my car thinner by 6 inches coming out that archway / detoured round half of derbyshire on way back because I'm not good with unfamiliar roads .......... once you all know that I'm a safe driver and no one shat their pants, honest, then you'll all be PM'ing me for lifts at other socials, wont ya? :shock:
anyone know the timetable for the No 10 bus??
I did specifically say that getting in my car was perhaps not a viable option for anyone of a nervous disposition..... i did warn ya!!
but seriously - Thankyou to Calista & Morbius for organising tonight, was good to meet ya Morbius, even though I am a twat
. Calista - 
, and 'cancellations' are just not good enough. Grrrrr at them some more! Marcuso - for (a) the slap and (b) for being a numpty and not using my number when you know you could have.
I'm not gonna try and mention everyone here, but a couple of
's to: A26 - oooo you're lovely!
OnlyMe - ^^^^^ ditto ^^^^^
Mr Horney - ooooooo Tiffany :P
MartellNotts - you bar-prop-erupper you
, nice to meet you :lickface: Dammy had the wobble on :grin: ahahahaa
Marmalaid - the balloon man, good to see you again
Mattmoleman - :shock: who evidently has a wobble on a par with Dammy :shock: couple of alka seltzer & plenty of bed rest and you'll be normal in no time! :idea:
to everyone else who I've met before, and to those I havent - thanks for another good night out!! Nice evening, good company and nope, not a drop of alcohol :shock: (it was a one off, please dont expect to see me sober on a regular basis, thats just wrong!)
I'm tempted to say this:
as most people dont seem to have a fucking clue what's happening,
:shock: nor has there been any 'official' confirmation (that I've seen here on the forum) other than some geezer called Elliot breezing in with one post which is meant to enlighten and reassure us all.
Oh, and :moon: <<<kiss this
there are right ways and wrong ways to do many things in life - but this one is just WRONG, period. :dry:
anyone wanna bring us all up to speed with a really good explanation, and i'm all ears. :dry:
as most people dont seem to have a fucking clue what's happening,
:shock: nor has there been any 'official' confirmation (that I've seen here on the forum) other than some geezer called Elliot breezing in with one post which is meant to enlighten and reassure us all. Oh, and :moon: <<<kiss this
there are right ways and wrong ways to do many things in life - but this one is just WRONG, period. :dry:
anyone wanna bring us all up to speed with a really good explanation, and i'm all ears. :dry:
Quote by debz4u
Geeeze where did the Derby crew suddenly all appear from????
I'm with you Darkfire, they've definitely added something to the water!!!!!
C x
I went and washed my shorts in the Trent the other day...maybe it's that..........lol
Seriously though, welcome to the site you ever fancy meeting for a coffee and a chat with a fellow newbie, just give me a shout. BUT....you'll have to be gentle with me because I'm VERY shy.
Take care and enjoy the site..
Marcuso
xx xx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove::laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Marcuso you should be on the stage hun, stand-up comedian at Jongleurs
thats the funniest thing I've heard in ages!!
:huh: nutter!
(only jesting (no pun intended
) RampantBunny, he's lovely really) Quote by Deviated Prevert
I'm actually really impressed with this post! it may be long but it tells me everything I'd need to know before comtemplating a response - and, the bit I like best, it took effort.
worthy of a positive response DP, the only thing wrong with it is your bloody location !!
sods law and all that
but good luck, hope you have a cracking weekend :thumbup:
Thanks DF, and it's a real pity about the location
Having said that, you'll be the first to know when I next take a trip down to the Midlands.
:shock: ooooooo blimey !!
Given the response this is getting (and that so far I've got all weekend free to write it up, though hopefully that may change), I may be tempted to write DP's guide to a successful post in LMU.
you might noty need to hun - with any luck others will read your post, and the response you've had to it, and take the hint!!!!!!
To be honest, I'm sick of seeing one line or brief paragraph posts in LMU, I figured I'd attempt to up the ante a little. Besides that, I figure that if I'm asking people to spend time with me, they deserve a bit of effort on my part to let them know what I'm like and what I might be interested in.
All hail the wise words of the Great DP
seriously guys (and gals) pay attention!
I'm actually really impressed with this post! it may be long but it tells me everything I'd need to know before comtemplating a response - and, the bit I like best, it took effort.
worthy of a positive response DP, the only thing wrong with it is your bloody location !!
sods law and all that
but good luck, hope you have a cracking weekend :thumbup:
worthy of a positive response DP, the only thing wrong with it is your bloody location !!
sods law and all that
but good luck, hope you have a cracking weekend :thumbup:
Just put in Swinger Lane into and when you go down the bottom and click on the scale to look at a bigger map it has ALICEHEAD next to it
Great location
Cock Street, Barford, Norwich, NR9
Cock Street, Leavenheath, Colchester, CO6
Cock Street, Wymondham, Norfolk, NR18
well I think i'll cross them off my list, as they've now been advertised for all to see.
it'll just be my luck that the nice local bobby, or our best friend the gutter press will have em on thier list too now.
