Hiya Cocoa>> pulls up a chair, gets popcorn, awaits bedtime 'well the party went like this....' story
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by Calista
I know I know .... I have an appt on Friday
Cx
Good.
if you do need company/ a quick chat/ whatever ...well, the pm button is below and i'm only up the road. sounds daft cos we've only met briefly... but, the offer's there.
and I will make a point of asking on friday night so unless you want earache.......
My suggestion would be some handmade bath stuff from Lush, a bottle of the finest wine, candles........ all gift wrapped in a gorgeous box with tissue paper wrapping........
and leave her to it while you take the kids out of the way for a while....
better still, kids go to a friends (lock the doors and unplug phone while you're at it) and then you (a) bathe her (b) wash her hair and (c) give her a full body massage.
:inlove:
and all at relatively little cost (depending on the wine!!). It doesnt get much better than that!
and leave her to it while you take the kids out of the way for a while....
better still, kids go to a friends (lock the doors and unplug phone while you're at it) and then you (a) bathe her (b) wash her hair and (c) give her a full body massage.
:inlove:
and all at relatively little cost (depending on the wine!!). It doesnt get much better than that!
Quote by Calista
Calista & Morbius?
LOL Darkfire you obviously haven't ever a) seen my house and b) heard about my kitchen .... undecorated now for two years .... oh the cupboards are fitted, appliances plumbed in, wallpaper on the walls ??? (nope apparently that's too much to ask!!!)
All I want for Xmas is a decorated kitchen.
How I dream of a decorated kitchen .... a finished kitchen ....... :sigh:
Cx
sounds like mine actually!! :shock:
Right , NN, while I'm a big believer in freedom of choice and all that, me and you need words!!
My attitude used to be just like yours - I had smears when I was like 16- 18 then decided that as there was nothing wrong with me, I didnt need to go, Right?
Wrong. Was badgered into a smear after having my daughter - and the results came back dodgy....... thought 'oh, its just dodgy cells, there;s nowt actually wrong with me'.... and 2 years on I still hadnt gone back to have it sorted,
By the time I did , it wasnt just dodgy cells and the hospital had me striaght in for a biopsy, and then straight in for a loop diathermy (cos I point blank refused to have a partial hysterectomy at 25).
Luckily and thankfully the diathermy was sufficient to remove what they needed to, and i was right to refuse the partial hysterectomy - but i've had smears every 6-12 months since due to the risks, and again thankfully, am still clear. Just had one a couple of weeks ago, and can now reduce it to the normal once-every-3-years.
At the end of the day you have kids. and i wouldnt want to be Paul having to explain to them that their mummy was a stubborn cow!
You know what I'm saying, and i've posted this so other people can hear it too.
I'll hand hold ya if you need it, but for the kids sake dont be stubborn about it!
and the same goes for you Calista . Spoonful of own medicine me thinks.
My attitude used to be just like yours - I had smears when I was like 16- 18 then decided that as there was nothing wrong with me, I didnt need to go, Right?
Wrong. Was badgered into a smear after having my daughter - and the results came back dodgy....... thought 'oh, its just dodgy cells, there;s nowt actually wrong with me'.... and 2 years on I still hadnt gone back to have it sorted,
By the time I did , it wasnt just dodgy cells and the hospital had me striaght in for a biopsy, and then straight in for a loop diathermy (cos I point blank refused to have a partial hysterectomy at 25).
Luckily and thankfully the diathermy was sufficient to remove what they needed to, and i was right to refuse the partial hysterectomy - but i've had smears every 6-12 months since due to the risks, and again thankfully, am still clear. Just had one a couple of weeks ago, and can now reduce it to the normal once-every-3-years.
At the end of the day you have kids. and i wouldnt want to be Paul having to explain to them that their mummy was a stubborn cow!
You know what I'm saying, and i've posted this so other people can hear it too.
I'll hand hold ya if you need it, but for the kids sake dont be stubborn about it!
Quote by Calista
I've always been really regular with my smears since I was 17 and this year have had three "bad" ones, now I've had to have the biopsy which came back with dodgy results and am now overdue for the six month check. yes to those of you who do know, I have been putting it off and putting it offI will admit to being terrified of getting the results back.
NN you must go, any female who is sexually active has an obligation to themselves to do this surely? Cervical cancer is one of the easiest to detect and treat if caught early on.
Cx
and the same goes for you Calista . Spoonful of own medicine me thinks.
Having had a pretty bad head-on smash a couple of months ago, I found this hilarious.
Just sorry I didnt think of it at the time....
thought I'd share. Sharing is good, right? :twisted:
The Accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So .... you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she
hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just sorry I didnt think of it at the time....
thought I'd share. Sharing is good, right? :twisted:
The Accident
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So .... you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she
hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by morrigun
96 onwards!
if you were a rock city regular i may well know you!
or the tap and tumbler, worked in there for a fair bit
>>>> starts to get a little nervous :uhoh:
not content with knowing someone on here who only lives a couple of streets away, has now bumped into someone who used to work in the tap n tumbler AND who's toes i've probably squashed at a gig :scared:
Quote by Deviated Prevert
I've been doing a bit of research and come across a new non-latex condom: Pasante Unique . It's non-latex, very thin, and comes in a plastic credit card sized package to ensure it doesn't get damaged in your wallet. Does anyone have any experience with them?
I've ordered a couple of packs to try out, applications for field testing by PM please.
oooo, these Pasante one's are on special offer in Tesco's atm
bugger - its the Regular ones actually - two boxes of 12 for £6 or there abouts
totally :twisted:
dunno what it is with this weather, and cant offer any suggestions but I'm feeling the need to be snuggled up somewhere warm & cozy, basking in body heat..... all flushed-cheeked and warm breath visible in cold air.....
actually, might be sommat to do with the fact I'm sooo fecking cold I've got nipples like chapel hat pegs, and the lacey bra is not helping!
dunno what it is with this weather, and cant offer any suggestions but I'm feeling the need to be snuggled up somewhere warm & cozy, basking in body heat..... all flushed-cheeked and warm breath visible in cold air.....
actually, might be sommat to do with the fact I'm sooo fecking cold I've got nipples like chapel hat pegs, and the lacey bra is not helping!
Quote by Debbiewebs
I'm going to make this a "present for everyone" party too, same as we had last year. Basically, all the ladies buy a present for a lady and all the men buy a present for a man. We put them all in big bags, ladies presents in one bag and men's presents in another. Then each and every one of you take turns picking a present from your respective bags.
The presents are limited in cost up to a fiver, so it isn't about cost, just about everyone getting a present.
OOOO i only cost a fiver....... so any man that wants to wrap me up and put me in the big bag feel free............ ooo the thought of all those mens hands feellng around :twisted: :twisted:
>>>> pays a tenner and runs off upstairs on own with said big bag :twisted: :happy:
well I'm skint so will be driving to this - if anyone I know locally needs a lift.............. so i can have the joy of watching you get trollied while I'm stone cold bloody sober.... 
the pm button is below!
I dont mind going a little out the way if you're happy to help out with petrol costs... and I ought to mention this might not be an option for anyone of a nervous disposition!!!
the pm button is below!I dont mind going a little out the way if you're happy to help out with petrol costs... and I ought to mention this might not be an option for anyone of a nervous disposition!!!
Quote by Marcuso
Just added a bit to the first message on the thread folks....it reads like this...........
I'm going to make this a "present for everyone" party too, same as we had last year. Basically, all the ladies buy a present for a lady and all the men buy a present for a man. We put them all in big bags, ladies presents in one bag and men's presents in another. Then each and every one of you take turns picking a present from your respective bags.
The presents are limited in cost up to a fiver, so it isn't about cost, just about everyone getting a present.
Marcuso
xx xx
oooooo secret santa!! fab idea! i'm definately up for this!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
some bloody good gigs coming up at Rock City between now and Xmas - never a better excuse to get ya leather clad butt back up this way
i'm going to see cradle of filth in december :bounce:
may go and see new model army there cause they was kicking at wolves
(shoves NN out the way)
pah! I've got Stranglers (whole dayer with guests including SLF, Anti Nowhere League, Vice Squad & UK Subs - and more) .... Levellers.....Thunder..... sooooo :rude:
:giggle:
