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Darkfire

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16 Nov 2005

Quote by morrigun
bit of a shame that i used to live in notts,
radford then onto forest fields then into st annes wells, all those lovely places to live when you are poor and in uni!
just think of all the more fun i could have been having, well if you could have dragged me out of rock city, used to live in that place !!

funnily enough..... I'm sure we could arrange accomodation and a trip down memory lane for you, should you feel that way inclined!!
some bloody good gigs coming up at Rock City between now and Xmas - never a better excuse to get ya leather clad butt back up this way wink

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the women up here are horny as hell too, come to think of it! :twisted:

16 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Morning All,
, 27, tattooed ex biker

((NN get your butt over here quick!! lol

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i know, i know already seen him
fancy going 2's?
is the Pope catholic????????? biggrin

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16 Nov 2005

as general pics go it looks fine to me too! :twisted:

16 Nov 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: NN you crease me :giggle:

16 Nov 2005

Hiya

wave

Bit of a charmer, eh?

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What is a 'smoking Muff debbiewebbs type of experience'???

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Dark runs off to get popcorn for this one!! rotflmao

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welcome to SH
Darkfire (29 5ft 6)

16 Nov 2005

aww shite, she's already seen him rolleyes

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16 Nov 2005

Quote by morrigun
Morning All,
, 27, tattooed ex biker

((NN get your butt over here quick!! lol

lol

))

...so just a hello all and hope to get to know some SW people better soon.
ttfn
Jim

what about the rest of us??? :cry:
Hiya Jim & :welcome:

16 Nov 2005

wave

hiya
well done for coming back for a second pop at the cherry! wink

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come, settle in with us & have fun!
:welcome:

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Count me in babe
Brekkie anyone?

bonus!!!another "yes please" from me then!

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Marcuso

Yes bloody please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFS.......you're first on the list AGAIN babes........are you keen or what??.,lol
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nah, not really - just know it'll be a cheap night out for me seeing as i left 2 bottles of wine and god knows what else at yours on saturday.....
must be picking up 'how to be a skinflint' tips from someone :lol2:
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oh yeah, and there's a remote possibility Debbie might be there, but shhhhhh :gagged: dont tell her I said that

16 Nov 2005

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Yes bloody please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
passionkiss

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if your last one was anything to go by babes, this is gonna be a popular 'xmas do' choice, so i'm getting my name in quick!!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
I would have loved an invitation but there's no way I could make the date.
Have a good time people (not that you need to be told), and
/bump

bugger. :cry:

15 Nov 2005

>>>>>> buys a season ticket for diggerland lol

lol

........and beats a hasty retreat from the thread to allow the ladies to organise their soiree in peace. kiss

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>>>> i'm not scared. oh no sireeee, not me :uhoh:
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15 Nov 2005

debs, .......c'mere....... passionkiss

passionkiss

you're slacking babes, you should have had them off hours ago! :sticky:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Postie stop it!
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
ooo fluck :shock:

i'll book a couple of paramedics and a defibrilator then shall I?
ya might need em :evil2:
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Smokin Muff wrote:

They will be beyond the help of medicine.
But at least they will have a smile on their face
But what a way to go.

It's Debs will need the paramedics and the defibrilator, ya daft tart lol

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can someone else book a JCB for me so I can attempt to dig myself out of this fookin big hole i'm getting myself into, please?!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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this is that ' when ya dont want it there's a queue at ya door, but when you do there's no-one around' thing isnt it? sod's law:
the minute you find someone who's a really good regular shag, the other 6 you've been chasing for months suddenly get all interested too......... and when there's no-one on the scene and ya gagging for it, ya best friend's name is Ann Summers. rolleyes

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15 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
you know that feeling you get when ya could just soooooo kick yaself for not chatting a little more to someone at a party ??? :kick:

just ask for a invite anyway, they not fussy :lol2:
cheers hun :shock:
i ment about wether they know you or not you pratt :shock:
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but I might be!

Quote by salt_n_pepper
you know that feeling you get when ya could just soooooo kick yaself for not chatting a little more to someone at a party ??? :kick:

just ask for a invite anyway, they not fussy :lol2:
no were cant be fussy we been to your house :giggle:
i rest my case lol

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quite :giggle:
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15 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
you know that feeling you get when ya could just soooooo kick yaself for not chatting a little more to someone at a party ??? :kick:

just ask for a invite anyway, they not fussy :lol2:
cheers hun :shock:

15 Nov 2005

Amazing - the search button bloody worked!!! :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62961.html

15 Nov 2005

you know that feeling you get when ya could just soooooo kick yaself for not chatting a little more to someone at a party ??? :kick:
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15 Nov 2005

ooo, black dream catchers are mine - i left em in bathroom window redface

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haha - excuse for thursday biggrin

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15 Nov 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Postie stop it!
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
ooo fluck :shock:

i'll book a couple of paramedics and a defibrilator then shall I?
ya might need em :evil2:
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15 Nov 2005

Postie stop it! smackbottom

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I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

15 Nov 2005

Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss worship

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, was just trying to put people off so you'd have to arrange another date, preferably when I'm free :twisted:
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.

15 Nov 2005

I'll be with ya in spirit - send me telepathic vibrations please :twisted:

15 Nov 2005

aww thats a shame Norfolk :cry:
wonder if vodka jelly will travel in the post?? biggrin

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services of the SH Postmaster General may be required here! Ohhhh Pooooostiee......

15 Nov 2005

ooo, am such a curtain twitcher, this is right up my street this thread !
more! more! biggrin

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14 Nov 2005

Hiya Maiden! biggrin

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its now over in LMU honey, come on over! :happy: :happy: :happy:

14 Nov 2005

fook's sake Andy, right down me bloody ear'oles that was!! :shock: :shock:
I'm here! rolleyes

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14 Nov 2005

Quote by markz
Darkfire ................. snap !
Think most girlies are guilty of this ............. see things that arent there and miss things that are !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

are we talking about driving
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but Markz, the reason we ladies are better and safer drivers is primarily because wedrive with due care and attention cos we often do 'see things' - and we miss the things that are there! (with exception of NaughtyNymphos who has a problem with garden walls)
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