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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by Mal
Perhaps I could incorporate it into my mentoring scheme. You know, survive a session with these two luvverly ladies and we let you stay on the Site, fail and you leave!!
Cool or what!!! :grin:
Mal
:shock: that wouldnt work - the mentoring scheme is meant to help newbies and support them in their sexual enlightenment journey........
not kill em all off at the first sitting!
That said, imagine the god-like status those who survived would achieve literally overnight :shock: All hail the survivors of the initiation experience that is Debbiewebs & Smokin' Muff
maybe the mentoring scheme should be expanded to incorparate counselling for post-traumatic stress?
oooo, hijack >> the kid is back, where ya been hiding? >>>> end hijack
signs?? what signs?? unless its spelt out in sodding neon pink, subtlety is not one of my forte's
have a habit of over-analysing everything - so, I either 'see' things that arnt there and make a complete twat of myself.... or I'm as blind as a bat!
signs?? what signs?? unless its spelt out in sodding neon pink, subtlety is not one of my forte's
have a habit of over-analysing everything - so, I either 'see' things that arnt there and make a complete twat of myself.... or I'm as blind as a bat!
Quote by hunk80
hey, im 19 and just getting into swinging, would i be able to attend this event? thanks jim
:shock: :shock: :shock:
honey, before you do anything silly I suggest you give the Samaritans a call, they're actually really good at just talking things through and helping those who are contemplating suicide. :therethere:
:twisted:
Quote by Sexysteph
how was my saturday night? two words......
Bloody brilliant !! :happy:
MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm it sure was Darkfire - I reckon he should have birthday parties every weekend - don't you?
Steph
parties like that every weekend??? good god woman, you trying to kill me off already?? :shock:
as tempting a thought as it is, I think parties like that one come round but once a year, setting the precedent for all others to follow...... and giving me 12 months to recover from the experience!!
I'm still feeling a little.....delicate, can you tell?
Quote by postie
apologies in advance to anyone who think's they should be getting a pm! (pm me first and jog my memory!!)
Darkfire ! See, it isn't only me who has a bad memory :rude:
( oh and you have a pm.... erm, just as soon as i write it)
ditto!
NeilinLeeds wrote:
stop your whinging! the very best thing about munches, is the sudden accumulation of PM's you need to send and receive!
Never a truer word spoken!
.... i seem to remember lots of unfinished chats, and alot of waves/ winks and smiles across the room that I didnt get chance to 'follow up' on :cry: Problem is after about everything went a little hazy!
>>>goes back to the thankyou thread to see if i can fill in any gaps! :shock:
oooo, definatley sounds familiar this one!
met lots of people on sat, some I've been wanting to meet face to face for a while, some i was 'curious' about and others who just grabbed my attention on the night! :twisted: ... so lots of pm's to send, but would help if I could remember people's names !!
was lots of conversations with some really nice interesting folk - unfortunatly after several JD's and a couple of bottles of wine I'm having a little trouble putting faces/ conversations to usernames!!
apologies in advance to anyone who think's they should be getting a pm! (pm me first and jog my memory !!)
met lots of people on sat, some I've been wanting to meet face to face for a while, some i was 'curious' about and others who just grabbed my attention on the night! :twisted: ... so lots of pm's to send, but would help if I could remember people's names !!
was lots of conversations with some really nice interesting folk - unfortunatly after several JD's and a couple of bottles of wine I'm having a little trouble putting faces/ conversations to usernames!!
apologies in advance to anyone who think's they should be getting a pm! (pm me first and jog my memory
!!) Well, where the 'kin hell do I start?!
Firstly - Marcuso, my ageing coffee-mate thanks for a bloody brilliant night! 
the really comfortable camp bed (well, cant grumble, at least it was warm :shock: :shock: ) p.s I still owe ya a slap 
uch: :lol2:
To Vicky_UK for the infamous breakfast - just what the doctor ordered after a night in the company of Mr JDuch: . Thankyou sweetheart
To Kaz ( & Ice) for the badges - had alot of folk peering at my chest and saying 'oooooo, i thought you were a bloke' :shock: - so, on their behalf thanks for the enlightenment
To KazBBW for putting up a friend and for just being so god damn loverley!!
To Dammy Ten Bob for just being you :cheers:
To Debbiewebs, for just being so bloody sexy! - fantastic lady too. It was a pleasure to meet ya honey :inlove: lol
Sleazy - one day honey
and to everyone else I met and spoke to last night - apologies if i missed anyone off the honours list - Steff35,SexySteph, BiPoison, Vix (who is as stunning in RL as she is in the avatars!) Poohbear & Tiggs ( ) , Calista, Angel, LancyUK, Pebbs (hope ya find it babes ), Postie (for forgetting ) NN gorgeous as always, MakingCocoa - lovely lovely lady... W & MartyCleaveland for finally stopping snoring ....
bugger! smokin' muff for cooling me on the dancefloor (or was it you who made me hot? ) .... oh, the list is endless! Jackie & Will, good to see ya's again, Rams
Absolutely fantastic night, i vuagely remember Marcuso's house being packed like a sardine can, inside and out - truly an event to be reckoned with !
:happy:
:cheers: to all , and a big fat Darkfire hug for Marcuso
Firstly - Marcuso, my ageing coffee-mate
thanks for a bloody brilliant night! the really comfortable camp bed (well, cant grumble, at least it was warm :shock: :shock:
) p.s I still owe ya a slap uch: :lol2: To Vicky_UK for the infamous breakfast - just what the doctor ordered after a night in the company of Mr JD
uch: . Thankyou sweetheart To Kaz ( & Ice) for the badges - had alot of folk peering at my chest and saying 'oooooo, i thought you were a bloke' :shock: - so, on their behalf thanks for the enlightenment
To KazBBW for putting up a friend and for just being so god damn loverley!!
To Dammy Ten Bob for just being you :cheers:
To Debbiewebs, for just being so bloody sexy! - fantastic lady too. It was a pleasure to meet ya honey :inlove: lol
Sleazy -
one day honey and to everyone else I met and spoke to last night - apologies if i missed anyone off the honours list - Steff35,SexySteph, BiPoison, Vix (who is as stunning in RL as she is in the avatars!) Poohbear & Tiggs (
) , Calista, Angel, LancyUK, Pebbs (hope ya find it babes ), Postie (for forgetting ) NN gorgeous as always, MakingCocoa - lovely lovely lady... W & MartyCleaveland for finally stopping snoring ....bugger! smokin' muff for cooling me on the dancefloor (or was it you who made me hot?
) .... oh, the list is endless! Jackie & Will, good to see ya's again, Rams Absolutely fantastic night, i vuagely remember Marcuso's house being packed like a sardine can, inside and out - truly an event to be reckoned with !
:happy:
:cheers: to all , and a big fat Darkfire hug for Marcuso
Quote by dambuster
seems like we will be in chesterfield about 3pm (you cant stop women looking round the shops)
Shops ??
In Chesterfield ????
You might want to call off somewhere else on your way over
there's only one shop in Chesterfield, its that little beeroff down the road from Marcuso's - you know, the one with the sign outside that says 'sorry sold out'
Quote by makingcocoa
Guys, I'm absolutely terrified - I have so nearly changed my mind about coming to the party, .....
I'm shitting myself, but I'm definitely going to be there. Wish me luck!
Cocoa x
Awww :therethere: hunny dont worry, you'll be fine! I felt exactly like this before my first social (which wasnt that long ago!!) and honestly, you'll get inside and think 'blimey, what was all the fuss about?'
everyone's really friendly, no one will jump on you (not straight away anyway :scared: lol - i'm kidding, its just a social :P ) and no one has two heads or anything! its cool, honest!
if you havent already asked Marcuso for someone to 'hand-hold' ya, i'm happy to give my moby number via pm, then come and meet you outside and walk in with you .....
stop worrying, you'll be fine! if all else fails, holler for Dark and she'll introduce you to the bar!
