Quote by cfcuk2004
I hvae an eevlen icnh ccok, cmoe and fcuk me.
how cmoe we henvat bmuped itno ecah oehtr bofer?
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by Marcuso
havent planned an outfit, had to cancel the hairdressers
, aint got a clue where my airbed is :shock: and still havent organised a shag
but -
:bounce: :bounce: only 1 more sleep (first one in several days but hey) , its TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWW :evil2: :bounce: :bounce:
Did I mention the bar only serves soft drinks? :rascal:
WHAAATTT ??? :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
oooo Marcuso
fancy upsetting poor Dark! 
ah well, more punch at yours then! I'm bringing plenty with me just in case! :twisted:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: 
been sooooo busy these last few days, up all night revising, researching, breaking neck to get to interviews etc , Saturday is the only thing keeping me going at the moment - that, and the insane amount of alcohol I'm gonna consume while there :twisted: !
havent planned an outfit , had to cancel the hairdressers , aint got a clue where my airbed is :shock: and still havent organised a shag
but -
:bounce: :bounce: only 1 more sleep (first one in several days but hey) ,its TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWW :evil2: :bounce: :bounce:
been sooooo busy these last few days, up all night revising, researching, breaking neck to get to interviews etc , Saturday is the only thing keeping me going at the moment - that, and the insane amount of alcohol I'm gonna consume while there :twisted: !
havent planned an outfit
, had to cancel the hairdressers , aint got a clue where my airbed is :shock: and still havent organised a shag but -
:bounce: :bounce: only 1 more sleep (first one in several days but hey) ,its TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWW :evil2: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Dino
Heres another erm,, room,
Apparently this is their favourite place at home.
So, who lives in a house like this????
hmmm....decking....patio.....Dambuster
:Wow :shock: Im impressed
Dambuster it is.
'Favorite place' gave it away
- was looking for the patio heater to make it a dead cert! Good game! who's next?
Interview questions you need a feckin thesaurus to understand 
16 page-long application forms and even longer person specifications
God Damn political correctness gone mad - "Christmas carols are too 'Christian'" My daughter wont be in the Nativity play this year at school, because they're not having one :shock:
:kick: into Room 101 you go
16 page-long application forms and even longer person specifications
God Damn political correctness gone mad - "Christmas carols are too 'Christian'"
My daughter wont be in the Nativity play this year at school, because they're not having one :shock: :kick: into Room 101 you go
Am right with ya there DP :thumbup:
Have recently applied for loads of jobs as financially I need to be in full-time work before Xmas, sent off a wad of applications last week, and am now in the predicament of having being offered an interview for every one I applied for :shock:
No, I know its not a predicament really - I'm very very fortunate to have the offers - just have to go through the whole interview ordeal umpteen times! :scared:
Now, I just need a damn job!!
Have recently applied for loads of jobs as financially I need to be in full-time work before Xmas, sent off a wad of applications last week, and am now in the predicament of having being offered an interview for every one I applied for :shock:
No, I know its not a predicament really - I'm very very fortunate to have the offers - just have to go through the whole interview ordeal umpteen times! :scared:
Now, I just need a damn job!!
Quote by steff35
Marcuso.........I know this is extremely late, but i have had my ears bent by some ppl, is there any chance of an invite to your party on Saturday? Joanne can vouch for me if you need it, also speak to Dark for a seconder!
Cheers, Steff
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
fookin hell ladies we got a brave one here !! :twisted: :evil2: Steff you have noooo idea what you're getting yourself into
bless! dont worry babes :therethere: , Dark will look after you. Honest :twisted:
Roll on Saturday
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
New years day we did a unplanned 300 mile round trip to say hello to someone we had chatted to loads of times on the forums and in pm but had never met in real life. He just said it was a shame we lived so far away or he would have put the kettle on. So we got in the car and drove to Newcastle for a brew, then drove home (sure it would have been cheaper to make the brew ourselves)
Would we do it again? Yes of course, but this time we wouldnt drive home two hours later
I've done this!!
much the same circumstances, been chatting to someone on t'internet for months and months, made some flippant comment about 'isnt it about time we met in RL'.....20 mins later I'm on the train to Plymouth! :shock: stayed overnight though! :twisted: Now though, with work, study and family constraints I simply dont have the time or resources to be gallavanting half-way across the country like that, and at the moment I'd really struggle to meet anyone who was out of a 20 mile radius of me :cry: . I dont mind travelling the distance for munches if i can plan it wayyyyyy in advance, or for real friends.....but for a meet? nope.
Quote by Dino
I like this Dino, an maybe if you stick a couple of maggots on as well, they could do wing walking :grin:
This got me thinking and I've now glued some chrysalis to my long range bombers to act as in-flight refuelling when the original engines give up the ghost. I've just got to get the little beggars to hatch at the right time and west yorks is in range.
See meaty, its not me who`s mad, this is for real,,
Today West Yorkshire, Tomorrow THE WORLD !
MUHA, MUUHHA, MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
ya know, I am seriously starting to have my doubts about the company I'm keeping here on SH! :shock:
this thread is insane - presumably due to the contributors!
you're all nutters! :uhoh:
Now, where's me Swan Vestas?
I'm sure that's not quite what I said......but hey, thanks for the tip Meaty hehe
darkfire is shaped around a couple of concepts :P
darkfire is strictly prohibited
darkfire is surrounded by a hazy glow
darkfire is taking a bit of a break whilst we concentrate on penguins :shock:
darkfire is based in plymouth and exists to run gigs and clubs predominately on the 'darker' edges of music
darkfire is inferno
darkfire is storm
darkfire is a darkpoetry pro
darkfire is now in utter chaos
darkfire is beginning to look interesting :rascal:
darkfire is heavy with cub herself and is ready to give birth :eeek:
darkfire is correct :thumbup:
darkfire is an ally spirit bound into a weapon focus
darkfire is a very literal dragon :evil2:
Not bad, not bad at all ! :smoke: , not too sure about the 'heavy with cub' thing though
:uhoh:
darkfire is shaped around a couple of concepts :P
darkfire is strictly prohibited
darkfire is surrounded by a hazy glow
darkfire is taking a bit of a break whilst we concentrate on penguins :shock:
darkfire is based in plymouth and exists to run gigs and clubs predominately on the 'darker' edges of music
darkfire is inferno
darkfire is storm
darkfire is a darkpoetry pro
darkfire is now in utter chaos
darkfire is beginning to look interesting :rascal:
darkfire is heavy with cub herself and is ready to give birth :eeek:
darkfire is correct :thumbup:
darkfire is an ally spirit bound into a weapon focus
darkfire is a very literal dragon :evil2:
Not bad, not bad at all ! :smoke: , not too sure about the 'heavy with cub' thing though
:uhoh:
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Votes have been cast(sorry we didn't put it up as a poll),theme has been decided!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiver me timbers and all that!
PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:happy: :happy: :happy: right then ladies, excuse to buy new boots!!
Oh bloody hell! - right, Ebay here I come!
Yo Ho Ho Me Hearties
